🪦 Deceased Randy Stair / Andrew Blaze / PioneersProductions & Ember's Ghost Squad (EGS) - Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake

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Mr. Manchester said:
That's one of the things that always got me about him. I do a little skeet shooting and you barely even need the sights to blow up a clay pigeon. Honestly I do better when I just run off instinct, just point and shoot without thinking about it too much. Couldn't give you a reason as to why that works but it does.

Having said that ol' Randy couldn't do either. Just a spectacular fuckup which is all he'll be remembered as.
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His fucking shooting practise is side splitting
I do 3 Gun and I love showing it to people, I don't tell them who he is unless they recognize him because I don't want to look like I'm laughing at a Spree killer (even though I agree with Jimbo, they should be mocked, less people would want to be the Columbine faggots if they were the laughing stock they should be) I just ask if they have any pointers for this guy and play the vid.
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Also the reason instinctive shooting works better is muscle memory.
You repeat the action so much that your muscles just know where to go, thats what gets your times down to competitive levels, you don't have time to consciously locate and aim down the sights at every target, but once you put in the hours, your muscle memory knows where you are, knows how your gun handles, and knows where the target is, you let instinct take over and do its thing and consciously you are clocking and tracking the next target down the line.
It has to be instinctive.
Stopping and thinking about it slows you down.
Stephen King is a woke joke but I wonder if he talked to real shooters writing the Gunslinger because his Gunslingers Mantra is poetically accurate

I do not aim with my hand...
I aim with my eye
I do not shoot with my hand...
I shoot with my mind
I do not kill with my gun...
I kill with my heart

Once you know your firearms and how they respond, and once you've got the hours in, you just hear the beep and it's like blinking, or breathing, it's an automatic response, same way as when you're driving you don't consciously think about all the little things you have to do, you just do it.
 
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Erm... akshually... small correction to the community highlights post. It refers to Randy as mass shooter, but his incompetent kill count is so low that he is officially not even a mass shooter, he was only a spree killer.
 
Dire Dire Cocks said:
A mass shooter is defined as 2 or more people.
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Sauce?
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It seems there are a lot of different definitions. Not sure why Wikipedia considers Mother Jones as having any authority lol, but all of the definitions seem to be higher than 2.

I just think it's really funny to take that away from him because it means he is denied his tranny ghost lesbian afterlife.
 
变性黑鬼 said:
Sauce?
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It seems there are a lot of different definitions. Not sure why Wikipedia considers Mother Jones as having any authority lol, but all of the definitions seem to be higher than 2.

I just think it's really funny to take that away from him because it means he is denied his tranny ghost lesbian afterlife.
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Wait nevermind yeah he’s not a “mass shooter”.

He’s an attempted one though
 
Sneeder Griffin said:

So according to recent leaks, Ember McLain, of Ember's Ghost Squad fame, is going to be a playable character in the upcoming crossover fighting game Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2. This is the first time Ember has shown up in any Nickelodeon content since the Randy Stair shooting.

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It's funny because Ember was not even a popular choice. According to fan polls, she only ranked 25th, despite the meme factor of her being the love interest of a mass shooter. By comparison, Otis, another meme choice, ended up in 2nd place.
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This made me chuckle. So godamn autistic, and then Garfield for some reason. This is not made for kids but for shitposters and /co/mblr tards
 
变性黑鬼 said:
Erm... akshually... small correction to the community highlights post. It refers to Randy as mass shooter, but his incompetent kill count is so low that he is officially not even a mass shooter, he was only a spree killer.
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Like this German retard who went armed to the teeth in his former school trying to massacre dozens of people, but only managed to get himself killed.
During the attack, Bosse was armed with a Burgo .22 caliber bolt-action air rifle, an Ardesa percussion rifle, a pistol, and an Ardesa "Patriot" caplock pistol.[4][2] The barrels and stocks of the two rifles were sawed off. In addition, three smoke bombs and a knife were found on Bosse's body, ten additional smoke bombs and an incendiary bomb in his backpack, and four pipe bombs planted around the school.[2][3] A search in his car recovered four more smoke bombs, three incendiary bombs, and a machete. A search in his parents' house recovered a gas gun, an airsoft weapon, an air rifle, and various chemicals.
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Or this another retard also from Germany who tried to kill people at a school with an axe, knives, and molotovs, this time not only he did not manage to kill anybody, he also failed to an hero himself.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
This made me chuckle. So godamn autistic, and then Garfield for some reason. This is not made for kids but for shitposters and /co/mblr tards
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Please go back a page as I already explained the reason why Garfield is in it.
NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Who did the video manifesto better?
Rodger or Stair?
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No contest. Rodger for how hilarious it is for the wrong reasons. Him using his calm voice a la public radio/podcast host explaining the details of his manifesto and keeping a serious face telling how much of a loser he really is still cracks me up.
 
Late post because I couldn't access the farms the past few days but it sucks how much Ember will always get overshadowed by that retard.
I used to watch the show a lot as a kid and she was among my favorite villains next to Skulker. The design and her powers are cool but its also ironic how she gains power through people being enchanted by her.
Her inclusion may also be part of just wanting more girls on the roster.
 
Sneak 'n' Snore said:
Late post because I couldn't access the farms the past few days but it sucks how much Ember will always get overshadowed by that retard.
I used to watch the show a lot as a kid and she was among my favorite villains next to Skulker. The design and her powers are cool but its also ironic how she gains power through people being enchanted by her.
Her inclusion may also be part of just wanting more girls on the roster.
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I'm sure that's all it is. They needed to even out the gender quota.
 
TVBForever said:
No contest. Rodger for how hilarious it is for the wrong reasons. Him using his calm voice a la public radio/podcast host explaining the details of his manifesto and keeping a serious face telling how much of a loser he really is still cracks me up.
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Yeah Elliot Rodgers "Day of Retribution" video is a classic for how unintentionally meme worthy it is, from his anime villain chuckles, to his fucking quoting World of Warcraft "Mountains of Skulls and Rivers of Blood" and his super serious way of speaking that looks like he's trying to channel Anakin Skywalker, "I hate you, I will punish you" it's obvious both why anyone who spent more than a few minutes with him got instant red flags, how immensely closeted he was (no straight man refers to themselves as "fabulous" and magnificent") and that he watched way too much anime.
His manifesto is even funnier, when you read how he pictured it (rolling out his bag full of heads while people looked on in awe as he proclaimed himself a God) and how he planned to punish all the "Chads and Staceys" and then know how it turned out - him killing his nerdy Asian roommates, knocking innefectually on the door of the sorority when he found it was locked, to giving up and only managing to kill a couple of fat chicks and a guy trying to order his breakfast before getting shot in the guts by the cops and crashing his car, no bag of heads in sight, and shooting himself in despair.
Comedy gold, shame people died over such a faggot but still funny.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah Elliot Rodgers "Day of Retribution" video is a classic for how unitentionally meme worthy it is, from his anime villain chuckles, to his fucking quoting World of Warcraft "Mountains of Skulls and Rivers of Blood" and his super serious way of speaking that looks like he's trying to channel Anakin Skywalker, "I hate you, I will punish you" it's obvious both why anyone who spent more than a few minutes with him got instant red flags, how immensely closeted he was (no straight man refers to themselves as "fabulous" and magnificent") and that he watched way too much anime.
His manifesto is even funnier, when you read how he pictured it (rolling out his bag full of heads while people looked on in awe as he proclaimed himself a God) and how he planned to punish all the "Chads and Staceys" and then know how it turned out - him killing his nerdy Asian roommates, knocking innefectually on the door of the sorority when he found it was locked, to giving up and only managing to kill a couple of fat chicks and a guy trying to order his breakfast before getting shot in the guts by the cops and crashing his car, no bag of heads in sight, and shooting himself in despair.
Comedy gold, shame people died over such a faggot but still funny.
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Yes, he was way more hilarious than frightening. His killing spree antics just scream slapstick comedy in the vein of Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry or SpongeBob. Having him politely knock upon realizing that the door was locked rather than breaking in only to shoot his Asian roommates and a couple fat chicks and then being shot by police only to run his car over and shoot himself is over the top goofy and hammy. And added his manifesto is also hysterical.
 
TVBForever said:
Yes, he was way more hilarious than frightening. His killing spree antics just scream slapstick comedy in the vein of Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry or SpongeBob. Having him politely knock upon realizing that the door was locked rather than breaking in only to shoot his Asian roommates and a couple fat chicks and then being shot by police only to run his car over and shoot himself is over the top goofy and hammy. And added his manifesto is also hysterical.
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For real. You'd expect the righteous (and fabulous) Avatar of Vengeance from the Day of Retribution video upon realizing the sorority was locked to just drive his car through the glass like the fucking Terminator in that police precinct
and then go door to door executing the "Staceys" like Arnold in that station in the movie, but Rodger was an innefective clown in everything he did, even at the end.
At least he could have put a bit of effort in. It was his Big Day. He'd been planning it for a fucking year at that point.
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Really drives home how fucking useless Randy Stairs was that even Elliot Rodger was a better killer than him.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
For real. You'd expect the righteous (and fabulous) Avatar of Vengeance from the Day of Retribution video upon realizing the sorority was locked to just drive his car through the glass like the fucking Terminator in that police precinct
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FX4t1lLNl-oand then go door to door executing the "Staceys" like Arnold in that station in the movie, but Rodger was an innefective clown in everything he did, even at the end.
At least he could have put a bit of effort in. It was his Big Day. He'd been planning it for a fucking year at that point.
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I mean shit, all of this reminds me of the iconic chase scene from the Blues Brothers
Except here, we're dealing with a literal retard knocking door to door like he's some business salesman seeing if he could execute the women. It really sounds like an idea of a comedy movie, if anything.
 
Randy didn't miss; he was intentionally shooting the items on the shelves because he'd got annoyed in a previous video about how "the store doesn't have to be perfect!" which implies to me that his boss chewed him out a few times because he couldn't be bothered to line up a row of Cornflakes neatly. He wanted to cause as much destruction to the store itself as possible because it represented having responsibility, being a grown up, being held accountable to somebody else, being told what to do, etc, hence his botched attempt at using the propane tanks as bombs. His attack was also in the very early hours of the morning when the store was probably closed to the general public. He also spared a coworker who didn't realise what was going on because she was wearing headphones but they looked at each other and he walked off to kill himself, or shoot candy bars, I don't know

Randy wrote on the SBB forum that "the adrenaline of killing had probably worn off by then and they just wanted an end to it all at that point" and was projecting like a fucking IMAX when he wrote that

He's not funny because he "wasn't a good shot," he's funny because he's pathetic in both life and death
 
Sneeder Griffin said:

So according to recent leaks, Ember McLain, of Ember's Ghost Squad fame, is going to be a playable character in the upcoming crossover fighting game Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2. This is the first time Ember has shown up in any Nickelodeon content since the Randy Stair shooting.

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It's funny because Ember was not even a popular choice. According to fan polls, she only ranked 25th, despite the meme factor of her being the love interest of a mass shooter. By comparison, Otis, another meme choice, ended up in 2nd place.
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Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, but I think this is for the better. Shelving the character after a mentally unstable fella went literally ballistic was the wrong move because it ensured that tragedy was the last thing she was ever associated with. I could get withholding an episode already made with her for a while, but refusing to use the character is surrendering to a dead guy.
 
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