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The udder has broken and the milk has floweth unrestrained HOLY FUCK!
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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They look like saints row 2 characters. Nick, whaddyadoin?
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Was Rekieta trying to be clever?
It's hard to tell on this site, but after saying "a beach out west", he added a winking emoji. Look closely! (Or if you're logged in, you can quote that table and look at the raw BBcode)
That makes me think. When Rekieta says "a beach out west", was he speaking in terms of the west of the United States, or the west of a different country?
Does this count as "a beach out west"?
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Nick just can't resist that leprechaun's treasure.
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Nick was so dedicated to playing Kayla's gay friend in college that he's still playing the part two decades later. Now that is dedication to the craft.
The gay Jamaica Muscle shirt? he's been throwing this in our faces.
The gay Jamaica Muscle shirt? he's been throwing this in our faces.
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From late last year. Gunt a prophet as usual.
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HOLY SHIT! Dreamybull and Low Tier God tag teamed our wife, while Nick was desperately trying to resist opening the phone drawer. 
@Balldo's Gate Great find.
@Balldo's Gate Great find.
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Just for kicks, I asked chatgpt..
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Didn't he say something about the grandparents coming with? Oh man if he left his kids in some shit Jamaican resort to go coom that would really be the lowest of the low.
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I await Rackets culling his IG account.
Mostly because he's too lazy to do so, and none of the paypigs will say shit on Hedonism Friday.
Mostly because he's too lazy to do so, and none of the paypigs will say shit on Hedonism Friday.
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Are they run by Drexel? Because I know, when I have a child in need of saving from sex trafficking, I accept no substitutions, only the real deal.
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I never thought that of all things Rekieta would be the reason I make a forum account, but here we are. I noticed the decline in quality once the many ad spots started to litter the show and the Rumble exclusivity kicked in. I think March might've been the last time I actually watched anything from Nick, and I doubt I'll be going back. Tonight's show was it my last try, I liked the interviewee enough to be interested in watching but I just couldn't do it, and based on the thread I'm glad I didn't, sounded dreadful.
Rehab me Kiwibros
Rehab me Kiwibros
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WAIT A MINUTE NICK NOO
Cucking out Our Wife to black men or getting fucked by black men, either way it shouldn’t even be surprising at this point but good lord this is too good. The fact he was so silent about his vacation after months of him over explaining his personal life is enough to put suspicion that he went back to the swingers resort.
Cucking out Our Wife to black men or getting fucked by black men, either way it shouldn’t even be surprising at this point but good lord this is too good. The fact he was so silent about his vacation after months of him over explaining his personal life is enough to put suspicion that he went back to the swingers resort.
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Rekieta's thread in his mind where Balldo's Gate is commandeering his army of fellow cow touchers and rule breakers:
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I will actually give credit here, I did enjoy this stream, Ed Greenwood is a delight, could've done with about 25% less Nick though. Also anybody else have weird audio issues pop up from time to time? Just had it cut or stutter for a few seconds four or five times throughout.
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which he is following now.
NICK REKIETA IS NOW FOLLOWING 2 APPARENT MALE HEDONISM II EMPLOYEES ON INSTAGRAM
I am sure some of you rolled your eyes at my opus, but I was not joking about my
And well done, @Balldo's Gate
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I HAVE NO IDEA!
They just started sperging out about how Kiwi is after them, got belligerent, then it ramped up to THEY SWATTED ME! All with no receipts, of course.
They seem to have 2-3 sons that they homeschool and distrust electronics (as they should) but the paranoia levels of concern come across as batty.
I would not doubt Nick's ability to lie. Remember when he used to say that his detractors accused him of lying but. he responsed, 'I don't lie.' It hasn't happened in a while, and all his fights have been slapfights. He has lost brainpower and the moral high ground.
I am sure I would know more if I watched the show *gag*, but it sounds like he split the vacation in half or so. One part with kids and the other without. The type of 'break' he got doesn't sound like one you could get with 5 kids needing supervision and he DEFINITELY mentioned kids, so I think they might have started together, then bundled the kids off with his parents, or vice versa.
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NICK W T F NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Honestly, I was just experimenting with social media tools and somehow decided to run Nicky's account in it. I'm glad I did. So his fruitless boring trip with promised streaming was all just a ruse to trot his way back to Jamaica and visit his favourite award winning bulls? This all makes sense now. He didn't want to stream because it would immediately expose his location.
Jamaica's timezone is UTC -5. What's the timezone of Nick's Locals?
Here's a sample of his recent chat messages.
Unfortunately, most US cities are just several hours ahead of or behind Jamaica. For example, NYC is just one hour ahead of Kingston, Jamaica. LA is 2 hours behind Jamaica.
Honestly, I was just experimenting with social media tools and somehow decided to run Nicky's account in it. I'm glad I did. So his fruitless boring trip with promised streaming was all just a ruse to trot his way back to Jamaica and visit his favourite award winning bulls? This all makes sense now. He didn't want to stream because it would immediately expose his location.
Jamaica's timezone is UTC -5. What's the timezone of Nick's Locals?
Here's a sample of his recent chat messages.
Unfortunately, most US cities are just several hours ahead of or behind Jamaica. For example, NYC is just one hour ahead of Kingston, Jamaica. LA is 2 hours behind Jamaica.
RekietaLaw | Well, it was supposed to be wednesday to the next friday, but it ended up being monday to the next friday because I was going to murder a peruvian village if I didn't | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 00:27:47 |
RekietaLaw | I'll make a giant gay apology on monday | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 00:27:47 |
RekietaLaw | If you're apologizing without sucking some dick, then you don't mean it | @Kladex | “why does the apology have to be gay?” | 2023-06-11 00:28:11 |
RekietaLaw | proof that this is my alt | @DependasaurusRex | “Yo!!! Sorry! Haven't benn feeling too well. I think I am better now!” | 2023-06-11 00:28:54 |
RekietaLaw | literally never | @mdHughJass | “Just don't cry like a bitch” | 2023-06-11 00:30:52 |
RekietaLaw | I feel amazing | @mdHughJass | “Hope you had some good time off, brother” | 2023-06-11 00:31:54 |
RekietaLaw | I also feel bored out | @Adam1083 | “Fag” | 2023-06-11 00:32:19 |
RekietaLaw | your house | @Kritikal | “Which swingers resort was it this time?” | 2023-06-11 00:34:16 |
RekietaLaw | I'm familiar with being in closets, I'll feel right at home | @Kritikal | “My closet is roomy bud, and it's got your name on it.” | 2023-06-11 00:35:30 |
RekietaLaw | you know me. a true supporter | @Kritikal | “I suspect so. Welcome back, fag. I told everyone you wouldn't stream from your vacation and nobody believed me. Vindicated again.” | 2023-06-11 00:36:07 |
RekietaLaw | titsosaurus | @RyanTheEditor | “@RekietaLaw what's your favorite dinosaur?” | 2023-06-11 00:36:43 |
RekietaLaw | yo | @OnerousCaribou | “@RekietaLaw Glad to see you back Pope” | 2023-06-11 00:37:51 |
RekietaLaw | Be glad, I didn't respond to you...or ANYONE else | @RyanTheEditor | “I was here from time to time. Unlike someone...” | 2023-06-11 00:38:10 |
RekietaLaw | monday | @TinyKitsune | “When is Nick supposed to stream again” | 2023-06-11 00:42:47 |
RekietaLaw | from behind | @Kadara3525 | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 00:47:49 |
RekietaLaw | exceedingly. My oldest friend's stepdad was murdered. I need to go to be with him. The man is effectively my brother | @RyanTheEditor | “@RekietaLaw you busy tomorrow?” | 2023-06-11 00:48:26 |
RekietaLaw | it was the most insane news I never expected. Drex told me and lady r nonchalantly because he thought we knew | @DarthIckrotachi | “Shit man sorry to hear that” | 2023-06-11 00:49:09 |
RekietaLaw | I am ready for the meeting with you and some new thoughts. So, I gotchu, just not tomorrow | @RyanTheEditor | “Holy fuck. Hey, forget about me.” | 2023-06-11 00:49:53 |
RekietaLaw | no, our mutual friend | @SirVieVal | “wait drex's stepdad?” | 2023-06-11 00:49:53 |
RekietaLaw | it was in a third world country and very complicated | @DarthIckrotachi | “That shit will come out of nowhere and just fuck up everything for everyone. Hopefully the Individual who did it has a delightful stay at his local Epstein Guarded cell.” | 2023-06-11 00:51:07 |
RekietaLaw | they are not, but they hopefully will be. They're literally in danger, hopefully that ends tomorrow | @Mad_Amos | “@RekietaLaw Hope your friend's family is OK” | 2023-06-11 00:56:09 |
RekietaLaw | both | @StankyLeg | “I wonder whose side Nick is on. Rippa or Dick?” | 2023-06-11 01:11:43 |
RekietaLaw | nah, they're literally both right | @GrouchyOldGeezer | “going for the Tim Poole strategy eh? ;^J” | 2023-06-11 01:12:15 |
RekietaLaw | Dick's criticisms are entirely valid, but Rippa's comic and selling the idea of a parallel economy is ALSO completely valid | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:13:04 |
RekietaLaw | I haven't read ISOM and I don't care about the specific criticisms, but CG and independent creators do NOT criticize each other and often lack editing. BUT THAT IS OK | @SteveAutism | “Even EVS agreed wt some of Dick’s criticisms. The Eric July Stans just screem “ his criticism isn’t valid“ and “it was inbad faith”” | 2023-06-11 01:14:56 |
RekietaLaw | because the story doesn't NEED to be polished into oblivion, because the community owns the story | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:15:08 |
RekietaLaw | agreew | @RyanTheEditor | “Unnecessary drama is gay.” | 2023-06-11 01:15:14 |
RekietaLaw | to be faire, I would wager 99% of independent comics have garbage stories | @LPDirtytea | “Dick had a 5th grade English teacher review Isom and said it was bad XD” | 2023-06-11 01:16:04 |
RekietaLaw | but again, they're OUR stories, the community and the creators, so it doesn't matter | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:16:28 |
RekietaLaw | same | @SteveAutism | “Didn’t read either and I really don’t care either way. I don’t like ppl acting like dick can’t have an opinion or it’s not valid.” | 2023-06-11 01:16:41 |
RekietaLaw | just move on, rofl | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:16:47 |
RekietaLaw | of course, the idea is selling the parallel economy AND the rippaverse. That's AWESOME | @Kladex | “it did seem like a lot of people were just buying and advertising Isom, without actually reading it” | 2023-06-11 01:17:44 |
RekietaLaw | I love 40k books and a bunch of them have shit stories, but tons of red meat for the universe | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:18:02 |
RekietaLaw | universe genre is overlooked constantly | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:18:21 |
RekietaLaw | right, but the writing doesn't have to be perfect, or even above average. This isn't a 5 billion dollar company with a million staff writers and editors. It's literally just a guy | @Kladex | “yeah that is cool and all, but doesn't speak about the quality of the writing” | 2023-06-11 01:19:11 |
RekietaLaw | this is what dick is wrong about. | “right, but the writing doesn't have to be perfect, or even above average. This isn't a 5 billion dollar company with a million staff writers and editors. It's literally just a guy” | 2023-06-11 01:19:30 | |
RekietaLaw | but it's fine for him to be wrong, and it's fine for him to say it isn't a literary masterpiece. Everyone needs to relax. shit got insane | @LongusDongus | “dick is wrong about that, i agree @RekietaLaw” | 2023-06-11 01:20:32 |
RekietaLaw | I have not read a single CG comic I have backed | @LPDirtytea | “He takes it too personally, it’s his creative works but when Eric has a monetize the haters, Dick and Vito pointed out a very good fact. Everyone held up the book and said “Congrats Eric” without reading it” | 2023-06-11 01:21:23 |
RekietaLaw | I, unfortunately, won't have a sunday movie stream because of my friend's situation...I won't be home. | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 01:24:36 |
RekietaLaw | Unlikely. Monday is gonna be a solid day, though | @Kladex | “Locals stream tonight, then?” | 2023-06-11 01:25:27 |
RekietaLaw | email me and tell me what's up. | @TracyRGordon | “@RekietaLaw. Welcome back! How do l grab a gifted membership? Can l?? I was scamned and had to cancel my card. I won't have access to my cash for a week!” | 2023-06-11 01:26:11 |
RekietaLaw | literally false. All of this probably hurt me a lot, but I needed it. | @LongusDongus | “his jew connections finally responded. now Nick has the Globalist money, so he doesnt need to worry about money, or us anymore.” | 2023-06-11 01:27:14 |
RekietaLaw | I know, but dude, I can't express how much I needed to literally NOT TOUCH my phone | @LongusDongus | “I just would have respected a Locals post stating it. Cuz i dont listen to every word of every live stream.” | 2023-06-11 01:28:54 |
RekietaLaw | then stop. I knew what I was risking, and I knew why I risked it. | @LongusDongus | “we are paying for updates from you” | 2023-06-11 01:29:44 |
RekietaLaw | no, I don't. I just understand the perspective completely. I dropped the ball, but I did it because I had to | @LongusDongus | “no, you mistake me” | 2023-06-11 01:30:15 |
RekietaLaw | I didn't think you were. | @LongusDongus | “im not mad at all” | 2023-06-11 01:30:28 |
RekietaLaw | always! I'm hoping an improvement of my general mental health and approach to content will make up for the two weeks | @LongusDongus | “we're good” | 2023-06-11 01:30:59 |
RekietaLaw | no, dick got involved because he's a contrarian who enjoys chaos | @RyanTheEditor | “And yet people who read it were pointing out where Dick was repeatedly wrong. Both sides are right and wrong at the same time. But we all know the reason Dick got involved is because Vito is a faggot.” | 2023-06-11 01:31:44 |
RekietaLaw | vito has never even watched cuities | @Matt03 | “Cuties fan Vito” | 2023-06-11 01:32:09 |
RekietaLaw | me too! There isn't one | @TracyRGordon | “Want Monty update!!” | 2023-06-11 01:32:40 |
RekietaLaw | defending the concept of a movie and leaning into the joke is different from actually watching it.He leaned too hard and it backfired, but he hasn't seen it. Neither has dick | @Matt03 | “For real? I thought he defended the movie around the time it debuted on Netflix.” | 2023-06-11 01:34:41 |
RekietaLaw | the challenge of episodic writing is that EACH EPISODE has to have a good story arc. Each episode has to stand on its own and work in the greater arc. | @RyanTheEditor | “It's hard to praise a story that's just getting started. Most of the "praise" I saw was just people saying they were excited for what's next. That's it. Literally no one was saying it's the best story written ever. How could they?” | 2023-06-11 01:35:55 |
RekietaLaw | literally yes | @LongusDongus | “has everyone forgotten that these two guys are trolls?” | 2023-06-11 01:36:02 |
RekietaLaw | well, the campaign made 3 mil, but there's a ton of cost involved | @StankyLeg | “Dick keeps saying Erick made 3 mill. is that true?” | 2023-06-11 01:41:09 |
RekietaLaw | If I could, I literally would. I didn't realize how much I needed it | @JD_McWiggles | “@RekietaLaw take another week off Nick. Us chat retards don't deserve you” | 2023-06-11 01:41:34 |
RekietaLaw | I have a banger comic idea....it may get made | @Kladex | “Nick, make a gay ass comic” | 2023-06-11 01:42:25 |
RekietaLaw | love it | @DnLMentors | “actually bolt gun is fun to play” | 2023-06-11 02:10:05 |
RekietaLaw | I played it on twitch several times | @Meffistoe | “@RekietaLaw I watched Az play 40k Boltgun and it's just dumb fun” | 2023-06-11 02:10:49 |
RekietaLaw | nah, I'm leaving | @Charlie101101 | “@RekietaLaw can you tell dude to stop playing with his fucking zippo” | 2023-06-11 02:13:22 |
RekietaLaw | nope. I left my phone in a drawer. it was MAGIC | @Disguy | “@RekietaLaw you got any good vacation pics?” | 2023-06-11 02:14:20 |
RekietaLaw | if I could, I would | @Disguy | “You should do that once a month!” | 2023-06-11 02:14:51 |
RekietaLaw | hahahaha | @LongusDongus | “i really want you to talk shit on people i hate, lol” | 2023-06-11 02:15:49 |
RekietaLaw | nope. She left hers in a drawer, too. | @TracyRGordon | “Lady Rackets did l bet.” | 2023-06-11 02:16:02 |
RekietaLaw | yes. We didn't realize how much we needed it until we got there | @TracyRGordon | “Damn! Serious.” | 2023-06-11 02:17:25 |
RekietaLaw | yes. We didn't realize how much we needed it until we got there | @TracyRGordon | “Damn! Serious.” | 2023-06-11 02:19:50 |
RekietaLaw | Ok, Love you guys, but gotta get some rest. long day tomorrow as explained earlier. Monday I'll have a stream | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 02:22:51 |
RekietaLaw | and I think we may have a trial coming up | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-11 02:23:04 |
RekietaLaw | I'll expect diamonds | @LongusDongus | “not love but like, you know, a bro kinda thing” | 2023-06-11 02:23:17 |
RekietaLaw | he's a fed fag, but he's our fed fag | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-12 20:05:42 |
RekietaLaw | Going live with camelot soon, will keep THIS CHAT for that show, and open a new chat for tonight's show with me during coomalot stream | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-12 20:07:47 |
RekietaLaw | THE ELBOW IS BACK | @CdrRose | “Hey stranger, welcome back” | 2023-06-12 20:08:12 |
RekietaLaw | /hug | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-12 20:08:31 |
RekietaLaw | it's up in the air | @PapaBear38 | “Hey FAGGOT, tell your paying supporters that The Nose is running off next time. Just a pinned post. Please?” | 2023-06-12 20:11:13 |
RekietaLaw | Wasn't planned, Camelot asked me today | @Lordofthereee | “Lol I called it. I said he was going to be on camelcast before doing his own show” | 2023-06-12 20:11:57 |
RekietaLaw | thank you | @Sally78 | “Don't worry Nick I made this on your behalf https://youtube.com/shorts/B_OZdOqWVhg?feature=share. Everytime they asked they got this.” | 2023-06-12 20:12:41 |
RekietaLaw | yep, hahaha | @Sally78 | “Did u watch it...it was kinda funny” | 2023-06-12 20:13:19 |
RekietaLaw | for about 10 mins. It's the worst trash ever made | @selwrynn | “Nick did u ever watch party Trump vs. The Illuminati?” | 2023-06-12 20:13:45 |
RekietaLaw | no, next week with joe | @CdrRose | “Stream with Joe tonight?” | 2023-06-12 20:15:38 |
RekietaLaw | a beach out west | @hunsingeruk | “@RekietaLaw where'd you vacation? islands? florida?” | 2023-06-12 20:48:29 |
RekietaLaw | I haven't talked to him, so..probably not | @JimSatala | “@RekietaLaw any chance you are having Dick on the stream tonight? He had to cancel his show yesterday and is streaming tonight?” | 2023-06-12 20:51:33 |
RekietaLaw | thanks! | @Chris_McGinn | “@RekietaLaw you have been missed. Your face is nice.” | 2023-06-12 20:53:39 |
RekietaLaw | I gotta check calendar. O'Neils is king restauranta round here | @SquishyHunter | “So I'll be staying in Spicer for work for the week of August 21. Dinner reccs? Can I take you and Lady R to dinner?” | 2023-06-12 20:53:58 |
RekietaLaw | NEW CHAT IS LIVE | NO_REPLY | NO_REPLY | 2023-06-12 21:34:49 |