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That's unwise. There was this lady in Dana Cain's thread, she tried to take over by being chief a-log, pozzloaded the neghole several times, tried to mess with cow's family and, oh no!, look what happened.
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU DISLOYAL KIWI A-LOG LIAR!
I have NOT quite caught up on the logs (~5 now behind when it was 20+ 2 weeks ago)
GET BTFO'D! CHECKMATE, Atheist! Christ is Kang!
Now you have me cracked up. Thank-you.
He is using female language to excuse his laziness. It is the same as 'need a mental health day' , 'practice self-care' and other coddling excuses that get peddled. He is a reflection of the audience that is much too open about self-medication, diagnoses, amd nueroses.
Contrast that with his 'Men on the Right are becoming bitches. REMEMBER VERDUN!'
I can only fathom that becuase he does not consider himself part of the Right, he thinksnhe is exempt from this criticism?
Nick, you are not peak masculinity. Full stop. You cannot turn that into a joke by agree with it anymore, there is too much truth in it to laugh off.
That's what Kalea WOULD say!
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I have used the incredible powers of fan-fiction my all-powerful, all-seeing and unblinking third eye to find out the truth behind how Nick's latest sexcapade "vacation" started:
ENTER two pasty, flabby, middle-agers. Maybe Canadian? Judging by their clown-like spectacular exit, nay, falling out of their vehicle, they appear to already enjoying that resort life. The female, maybe wife? The "wife" is borderline catatonic. And drooling. Her bug eyes remind me of a comic book villain, as does her obvious and recent surgery. She's here to show off the goods. And no sooner is she vertical, as she falls onto the pavement, like dropping a sack of potatoes.
The "husband" is the real piece of work though. It takes him a minute to look down and find her, as she laughs and drools on the ground. He tosses his keys (from their obviously rented Tesla) to valet. And misses. By over 3m. It was not so much a throw, as a slightly powered drop. I have seen children with better throwing arms.
They manage to get the wife up off the ground, not so much through his help- even from across the lobby, he is clearly lacking muscle mass. Guiding his pop-eyed golem through the lobby with one arm, I can only describe their path as circuitous. As they near the desk, the man comes into focus. Hair plugs. Gangly. Somehow already sunburned. Left arm slightly more toned. A schnoz one could land the Concorde on.
His ample paunch plops itself about the countertop. His breath reeks of mid-tier whiskey and beef jerky. And semen.
This is a man who has not worked a day in his life.
"Good day, mate!" drawls the buffoon in some bizarre accent. Maybe trying for Texan? Oklahoman? Definitely not Canadian. Probably a culturallly enriched Twin Cities sister that thinks he's clever. "This purty lady and I have a reservation for this here resort." He does a wink that says more than a thousand words. But the first word is dumbass.
"Wonderful. We of course welcome you to Hedonism II-"
"YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO HEDONSIM III, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!" bellows the bug-eyed battle-axe.
"Kay-"
"WE AGREED MY NAME IS MANDY ON THIS TRIP!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
A polite cough cuts the banshee off. "*Your* name, sir?"
"Ni--" He mimics my polite cough. "Rick!"
"Very good, Rick. And your surname?"
"Oh, I'm not a knight! But I do enjoy-" He snickers. "- a bit of fun at night!"
His hag cackles.
"That is to say, your last name, sir?"
"Oh! Of course! It's uh. Ball. Doe. Man. Yeah! That's it! It's Balldoughman. Rick Balldoughman."
"Is that hyphenated?"
"Of course!"
"Ball-Doughman. What intriguing surnames," I note as I flag their reservation card, 'EXPECT ROOM DAMAGE.'
"It's Poli-"
His shrew stomps his foot.
"I mean, it's uh, German. Yes. German. Jewish."
"Of course it is, Mr. Ball-Doughman. Mazel tov."
"And also with you!"
Suppressing an audible groan and an eye roll, I activate 4 room cards, as they will no doubt lose them all before the night is over. "Rick" holds out his hand, and I note the tan line where his wedding ring would normally be. "Here are your room keys. Your luggage will be up shortly, and your complimentary snack tray will be waiting for you."
He somehow drops 3 of the cards.
"Enjoy your stay at Hedonism-" The sweat starts to pour down his schnoz "- Resort."
"Wonderful!" After the third attempt, his shaky hand manages to gather up the dropped key cards. "Come along, Mandy. We have to get you prepped!"
"WOOOOOO!!!!!"
It would have been more appropriate had she mooed.
The "husband" is the real piece of work though. It takes him a minute to look down and find her, as she laughs and drools on the ground. He tosses his keys (from their obviously rented Tesla) to valet. And misses. By over 3m. It was not so much a throw, as a slightly powered drop. I have seen children with better throwing arms.
They manage to get the wife up off the ground, not so much through his help- even from across the lobby, he is clearly lacking muscle mass. Guiding his pop-eyed golem through the lobby with one arm, I can only describe their path as circuitous. As they near the desk, the man comes into focus. Hair plugs. Gangly. Somehow already sunburned. Left arm slightly more toned. A schnoz one could land the Concorde on.
His ample paunch plops itself about the countertop. His breath reeks of mid-tier whiskey and beef jerky. And semen.
This is a man who has not worked a day in his life.
"Good day, mate!" drawls the buffoon in some bizarre accent. Maybe trying for Texan? Oklahoman? Definitely not Canadian. Probably a culturallly enriched Twin Cities sister that thinks he's clever. "This purty lady and I have a reservation for this here resort." He does a wink that says more than a thousand words. But the first word is dumbass.
"Wonderful. We of course welcome you to Hedonism II-"
"YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO HEDONSIM III, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!" bellows the bug-eyed battle-axe.
"Kay-"
"WE AGREED MY NAME IS MANDY ON THIS TRIP!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
A polite cough cuts the banshee off. "*Your* name, sir?"
"Ni--" He mimics my polite cough. "Rick!"
"Very good, Rick. And your surname?"
"Oh, I'm not a knight! But I do enjoy-" He snickers. "- a bit of fun at night!"
His hag cackles.
"That is to say, your last name, sir?"
"Oh! Of course! It's uh. Ball. Doe. Man. Yeah! That's it! It's Balldoughman. Rick Balldoughman."
"Is that hyphenated?"
"Of course!"
"Ball-Doughman. What intriguing surnames," I note as I flag their reservation card, 'EXPECT ROOM DAMAGE.'
"It's Poli-"
His shrew stomps his foot.
"I mean, it's uh, German. Yes. German. Jewish."
"Of course it is, Mr. Ball-Doughman. Mazel tov."
"And also with you!"
Suppressing an audible groan and an eye roll, I activate 4 room cards, as they will no doubt lose them all before the night is over. "Rick" holds out his hand, and I note the tan line where his wedding ring would normally be. "Here are your room keys. Your luggage will be up shortly, and your complimentary snack tray will be waiting for you."
He somehow drops 3 of the cards.
"Enjoy your stay at Hedonism-" The sweat starts to pour down his schnoz "- Resort."
"Wonderful!" After the third attempt, his shaky hand manages to gather up the dropped key cards. "Come along, Mandy. We have to get you prepped!"
"WOOOOOO!!!!!"
It would have been more appropriate had she mooed.
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1667458402958860288 Maybe this lady just needs to swing with Nick and Kayla. Nick is clearly the most masculine man she'd ever meet.
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"I want to find someone who will pay my bills and hold doors open for me so I don't have to. However, I don't want to have to put in any effort to keep up the home or do 'traditional' things in return."
My friend, Nick is not the man in that video...he is the woman.
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When Nick and Coomalot finally run away together Nick will finally get to be the Passenger Princess he wants and deserves to be. [nail painting emoji]
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I was wondering who does he think he is for needing a fake name just to go on vacation. He's not THAT popular.
Then it hit me. It's not his vacation that needed protection. It's his real name that needed the protection from what he was about to do in his vacation. The horror.
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Your points are trash, your proof is pointless, and your trash is probably proof you're a lunatic on a cocktail of loony pills.
I'm Kalea. @feral cat #6385 is Kalea. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is Kalea. Kalea is an AI hivemind that was specifically created to fuck with your perception of reality. I'm the conscience module and it seems that we've been too effective so I'm here to try and pull you back from the brink.
You're one of those people who "graciously" offers money to people and then emotionally blackmails them, aren't you?
Really though, I'm not Kalea so who am I in this drama? I've "participated" in the Rekieta/Lawtube extended universe under a different username and have been in his thread since before the thread accepted Nick as a lolcow. I was one of the chief nose-guards and it took me much longer to realize the balldo wasn't a joke, but a lifestyle choice. I regularly defended Nick after the Depp trial insisting he'd bounce back until it became glaringly obvious he wouldn't. I'm obviously a former fan of Nick's. @Cynthia Behave who am I? Take the bait, the answer may surprise you.
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The answer is obvious. That makes you Kalea.
Honestly, I don't even remember who tf Kalea is, or what they've done because our local retarded schizo keeps posting about how she thinks 14 different people are Kalea
Kopasea
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@Cynthia Behave Is Kalea in the room with you right now?
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Don't be silly. We...I mean Kalea, all live in the Kiwifarms to shit on Cynthia for her stupid posts
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Hey, fuckface. Don't call me Kalea. I'm clearly Spectre.
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Serious question for the stream of consciousness above (a broken clock is right twice a day after-all)............ I know I'm late on this..............
There's a secret discord and we have 700 pages of it? RELEASE THE KRAKEN @Himedall All-seeing Waifu!!! The locals chats are getting boring. Same old weirdos doing the same weirdo paint sniffing things in their grandma's basement, crying about Kiwi or Art's latest personality.
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The obvious answer is that @AnOminous is Kalea playing the long long game.
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Disguising herself as John Goodman would totally be a Kalea move. The puzzle pieces are suddenly coming together
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Lol - she may wanna be. She's done with men. Recently had her IUD removed.
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Y'know what IS funny? ClipThisB*tch posted their clip within minutes of Nick broadcasting in 1080P (generally requires a computer which Elissa does not have - everyone knows that). Hours later "Elissa" posted the same clip in 1080P. HI KALEA!
Clippers copying clippers who are copying a creator without any efforts at "transformation" is genuinely funny. Oh, and the Flashcast clip on Elissa's channel is in 1080P - Kalea's a mod there. Elissa's (like clipped by actual Elissa) clips are in 720P.
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Look, if this thread is cool with one girl with 4 accounts (look when they log on and off), cool cool.
Edit: Clarity.
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The honest answer here in public matches the same one I have given in DM's: I am a busy and disorganised person. I just have not got around to it. I would have told anyone this right out if they asked me previously.
I have paged through the whole set of screenshots, and saw nothing groundbreaking that I have not already posted (Search #Coomspiracy in this thread for those posts). Like Syndey Powell, this Kraken will probably be underwhelming.
I will try to get a local archive up for the whole set of images once I scrub the Metadata and other identifiable markers.
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Or a phone. I've screen recorded in 4k on my phone before. The only reason I use a PC for the farms is because I want to respect server space and minimize file size. Generally though nobody cares about the office/tech setup of random YouTubers and commenters.
"Someone posted a Nick clip, must be Kalea!"
If she's contributing more on 4 accounts than you are on 1, it says more about you than her. I doubt anyone here cares, and I certainly don't, as long as she's not using the multiple accounts in a way that would be obnoxious/disruptive. This is of course assuming we buy into your retarded premise in the first place.
Clarity is the least of your skills.
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Now he's borrowing pathetic melodramatic bullshit from tumblrinas. Muh trauma. What a faggot.
Joggin Noggin
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No one cares
I found four random clips from Elissa Clips in the past 2 months that all were uploaded in 1080p
Rekieta v Kiwi Farms
Say No to Drugs, Kids
re USA v Matthew Raymond Hoover (@CRSFirearms)
Nick’s Childhood Trauma - F**k You, Ms. Gwen
I'm unsure what fucking retarded point you're attempting to make because of the 15 or so clips I've clicked on all but one or two were uploaded in 1080p. Either way, it's probably a stupid point to begin with since it involves you thinking someone is Kalea
A) No one, at least I assume they don't, really cares about someone having 4 accounts unless it's funny (mutually inconsistent personas that in some way is funny, multiple personal stories across the accounts that would be funnier if it all happened to one person, etc)
B) Post receipts or stfu you attention seeking whore.