💬 Off-Topic A-logging Phil/ADF - He's worse than Hitler and has twice as many testicles

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I hope Phil jumps into a woodchipper and is fed to rabid raccoons which will soon take a big shart that causes a massive hole in the Ozone Layer so the whole world know what kind of filthy, unsanitary fuck he is.
 
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I hope Phil eats so much shitty food he fucks up his gut flora. But instead of seeking medical help keeps eating more and more because he's dumb and thinks he's just hungry, so he gets fatter and hungrier witch each painful diarrhea session. Then he gets so fat he ends up in a home for the heavily disabled where he gets feed very potent neuroleptic medication all day so he'd shut up and won't bother the staff with his autistic rambles and he ends up as a rotting vegetable for the rest of his life.
 
I hope Phil gets so constipated from eating cheese all the time that he ends up prolapsing his intestines during the massive shit he takes after months of constipation, and ends up getting his guts ripped out his ass when he accidentally flushes.
 
I was listening to a documentary on Benito Mussolini while working on something, and the longer I listened to it, the more I heard similarities to the world's least functional potato.

Seriously, listen to this shit:
 
Come on man... don't insult Il Duce like that!
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Look how happy he is...just lookit him!
 
Legatus Lanius said:
Come on man... don't insult Il Duce like that!
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Look how happy he is...just lookit him!
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Both craved attention, both were bullies as children, both had daddy issues, both joined the left wing and acted edgy as fuck, both were delayed in speech, both had school problems, and both were Italian.

Mussolini is Phil if he wasn't half-retarded, lazy, or a coward.
 
Adamska said:
Both craved attention, both were bullies as children, both had daddy issues, both joined the left wing and acted edgy as fuck, both were delayed in speech, both had school problems, and both were Italian.

Mussolini is Phil if he wasn't half-retarded, lazy, or a coward.
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They're also white and are men.
 
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