💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I'mThePatMan!]

Getting closer to the Patirck S. Tomlinson-MovieBob DIMENSIONAL MERGE!

Wow, Patirck, sounds like you want the White West to steal award-winning native artists and creatives from Nigeria

and Patirck S. Tomlinson

I'm somewhat curious to see how Patirck would fuck it up.

It's the little things that warm my shriveled black heart.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Also checked Fatrick's twitter, here he is bitchin that the econo-car he rented wasn't a sports car.

The Mirage is designed to be cheap and efficient, nothing else.

 

[Maude Snew]

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It's the little things that warm my shriveled black heart.

If there was any possibility I'd ever get a Twitter account first thing I'd do is call him Fatty O'Bese.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

He's been back for a couple days and so far he has said: he bricked his phone, the rental was shitty and he lost the car keys

Yet another womanly trait of Patrick, posting his Ls.

 

[In the Sick of It]

I remember the first time I learned the difference between "water resistant" and "waterproof." I was a (atalker) child and I put my Casio watch under the bathtub faucet and killed it. Even my little baby brain was able to figure out I did something the watch wasn't meant for.

 

[Broadside]

He's been back for a couple days and so far he has said: he bricked his phone, the rental was shitty and he lost the car keys

Yet another womanly trait of Patrick, posting his Ls.

"I'm being harrassed and mocked by an army of stalkers. I know, I'll post every L I take on my social media, that definitely won't backfire."

He 100% has brain damage.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I remember the first time I learned the difference between "water resistant" and "waterproof." I was a (atalker) child and I put my Casio watch under the bathtub faucet and killed it. Even my little baby brain was able to figure out I did something the watch wasn't meant for.

The existence of waterproof implies the existence of fireproof, windproof and earthproof.

It does not imply the existence of fatproof.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

The beauty of Pat is that he is the stereotypical dumb fat American tourist yet no doubt firmly believes that he’s better and more worldly than his countrymen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

explicitly noting that he believed the specifications (while apparently not understanding them, because 1.2 GPA) does make it likely that he tried swimming with it

Pat’s retardation is the gift that keeps on giving — especially when he’s so invested in his attempt to pass as a science expert because he writes shitty fantasy books.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The beauty of Pat is that he is the stereotypical dumb fat American tourist yet no doubt firmly believes that he’s better and more worldly than his countrymen.

Oh yes. This is the dumbfuck who tweeted about the novelty of having driven a car in 3 countries. There’s no bottom for him.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Funny, Fatrick is mad that Companies will be fucking Miners instead of Trannies fucking Minors.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Also checked Fatrick's twitter, here he is bitchin that the econo-car he rented wasn't a sports car.

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The Mirage is designed to be cheap and efficient, nothing else.

The last time I rented a car on vacation, it was a charger because I’m not gay

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also checked Fatrick's twitter, here he is bitchin that the econo-car he rented wasn't a sports car.

Pat SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED a Mazda Miata, child.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Also checked Fatrick's twitter, here he is bitchin that the econo-car he rented wasn't a sports car.

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The Mirage is designed to be cheap and efficient, nothing else.

Imagine thinking you'd be able to get a nice vehicle in a country known for it's crime.

 

[Rakovnik]

Also checked Fatrick's twitter, here he is bitchin that the econo-car he rented wasn't a sports car.

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The Mirage is designed to be cheap and efficient, nothing else.

I hope Torque Wheeler blesses us with a more in depth review of his rental car. I'm already aware that 78hp has trouble hauling 300lbs of lard uphill and am more interested how he fit through the door and if the driver seat bolstering will ever recover from the damage.

The last time I rented a car on vacation, it was a charger because I’m not gay

Right? People rent sports cars so they can floor it around in a higher hp car than they normally drive, beat on it without worry, then go back to the efficient car they own. Pat's too much of a 'car guy' to be a casual like them!

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I don't know what it is about Pat, but he seems to be the eye of The Autism Storm and to attract every kind of lolcow to him. Keffals, the stopkiwifarms tranny, SFWA, "Uncle "Paul Weimer, 76% of the entire Wisconsin sex offender list, and it goes on and on.

And just now, as I was browsing the fucking monkey torturing thread, I find this: another of Pat's defenders (and newest Ona target), Jón Frímann.

Now, it seems that Jon has nothing to do with the actual animal torturing, and was mentioned in the thread by pure chance. But the simple fact it feels like half the threads in this site can be linked to a fat rube in Milwaukee with less than 1 or 2 degrees of separation is just insane. How can so. much. shit. be around a man who never leaves his fart couch??

It's like God just wanted to show the Pat Vortex has nowhere to go but down. You didn't need to prove that, Lord. We know.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...ears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-15278449

 

[curbside2]

Dan and Boomia are interviewing Justin:

https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1rmxPkPnaOnJN

This shit was funnier than I thought it would be. Basically 90 mins of making fun of Fatrick. The player sucks though.

Edit: a super cut of Fatrick roasts would be funny. Anyone know how to pull video from Twitter?

 

[Swiss46]

How can so. much. shit. be around a man who never leaves his fart couch??

He is incredibly fat. So fat in fact he has a gravitational pull that attracts other retards. What I'm trying to say is Patrick is very obese. Certainly the fattest man I've ever seen.

 

[whogoesthere]

I don't know what it is about Pat, but he seems to be the eye of The Autism Storm and to attract every kind of lolcow to him. Keffals, the stopkiwifarms tranny, SFWA, "Uncle "Paul Weimer, 76% of the entire Wisconsin sex offender list, and it goes on and on.

And just now, as I was browsing the fucking monkey torturing thread, I find this: another of Pat's defenders (and newest Ona target), Jón Frímann.
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Now, it seems that Jon has nothing to do with the actual animal torturing, and was mentioned in the thread by pure chance. But the simple fact it feels like half the threads in this site can be linked to a fat rube in Milwaukee with less than 1 or 2 degrees of separation is just insane. How can so. much. shit. be around a man who never leaves his fart couch??

It's like God just wanted to show the Pat Vortex has nowhere to go but down. You didn't need to prove that, Lord. We know.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...ears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-15278449

Fat seeks fame, that world is full of sick fucks. It stands to reason, he will pick up connections with really fucked up people.

 

[Law]

The beauty of Pat is that he is the stereotypical dumb fat American tourist yet no doubt firmly believes that he’s better and more worldly than his countrymen.

One of my favorite old OnA bits is the one where they roast Tara Ried's show, "Taradise". I like to imagine Patrick wailing "Is there an Applebee's in Rome?" with the same drunk/panicked inflection.
"Saigon. . . I can't believe I'm still in Saigon. . . "