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When will Jack drop dead?

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This picture tour shows a house that is 100% what I expected. Pleasant(ish) enough but very basic bitch suburban sprawl house with absolutely no personality, nor risks taken, or interesting additions made by them. There is, in spite of all the faux Christian decorations, no soul to that house at all.
 
She's doing it and pointing out it's TAMMY'S house because she has had it with Jagoff's shit.
No doubt. You know Mama Flanders is having to/will have to fork over loads of cash for these gluttonous medical bills since Tranny's controller job at the chair factory won't nearly cut it.
 
No doubt. You know Mama Flanders is having to/will have to fork over loads of cash for these gluttonous medical bills since Tranny's controller job at the chair factory won't nearly cut it.
Highly unlikely Qarolyn will be laying out anything when the Scalfanis can just go into that great American pastime, unsolvable medical debt. Jack's no stranger to it.

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Highly unlikely Qarolyn will be laying out anything when the Scalfanis can just go into that great American pastime, unsolvable medical debt. Jack's no stranger to it.

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I think were are at the beginning of the SS disability arc. I imagine they are applying now. Jack could still larp as a cook on YT because how much money would he get as a drooling vegetable making slop anyway? I think this is probably the end of the CWJ show, but probably not of him tard raging on Facebook or on YT from time to time.
 
I think were are at the beginning of the SS disability arc. I imagine they are applying now. Jack could still larp as a cook on YT because how much money would he get as a drooling vegetable making slop anyway? I think this is probably the end of the CWJ show, but probably not of him tard raging on Facebook or on YT from time to time.
Has he been paying self employment tax? Does he even qualify? I know he has no qualified W-2 employment in the last 20+ years.
 
Has he been paying self employment tax? Does he even qualify? I know he has no qualified W-2 employment in the last 20+ years.
Self-employment tax on what? Jack doesn’t net anything. The entire CWJ & JotG universe is a tax avoidance scheme so they can write off their food and entertainment. You have to go back in time a quarter century to his secretarial job to find a time he’s definitely paid any appreciable amount of taxes. The guy is in his mid fifties, but probably only has a decade of actual, documented work history.

I’m not an expert, but it looks like he needs to have reported at least $65K in net income total over the past decade. He probably has. But if he hasn’t, it looks like he’s toast.
 
Self-employment tax on what? Jack doesn’t net anything. The entire CWJ & JotG universe is a tax avoidance scheme so they can write off their food and entertainment.
He did at some point before his channel entered its death spiral. I just don't know if he's earned enough income in his entire life to qualify for actual Social Security Insurance. And to qualify for SSDI, you need to practically live in total squalor. He can't own what he does and qualify.

But he's definitely had some reportable 1099-foo income, possibly even enough to qualify for SSI.
 
Definitely not. Ignoring fatty's previous nonsense about multiple sets, there's actually plenty of 2-3 bed 1-2 bath single story single family homes under 400k even within hendersonville to grab, assuming they can actually sell the existing place. And selling is going to be an issue since there's plenty of new construction available in the same range they're trying to sell for in addition to other places that have been up for a while.

edit: 13 ACRES? HOLY SHIT LOL, the only way that makes any sense is if Tammy wants to move Fatty out to the middle of nowhere so there's less of a chance of emergency services being able to save his ass when the next stroke hits. Unless they plan on doing the opposite of downsizing the house and moving Jr and his wife in?
They're probably trying to move "off-grid" to get away from the city a.k.a. the niggos that are going to be there front and center when society finally implodes and roving bands of atheists go door to door looking for Christians.

This is why he was all about those tower gardens and he was looking for a place that had water running through it. Seriously these idiots are acting like the end of the world is right around the corner.

13 acres though? Sounds nice if a little lonely.

I bet he insisted on being on the deed "in case you (Tammy) die before me"
Hammy probably was the one that put up the money and paid the mortgage that's why it's her home.

Highly unlikely Qarolyn will be laying out anything when the Scalfanis can just go into that great American pastime, unsolvable medical debt. Jack's no stranger to it.

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Yeah Jagoff is such a tough guy he's not paying. Insurance companies have deep pockets and lawyers. What does he have other than his raging narcissism, a gimp arm, gimp leg and gimp brain? Nothing.

The best he can hope for is to arrange something with the hospital. Normally, so long as you're not a complete asshole, they are willing to reduce the bill and work with you to get the money.
 
This is why he was all about those tower gardens and he was looking for a place that had water running through it. Seriously these idiots are acting like the end of the world is right around the corner.
Prepper Jack may be the dumbest Jack. This dumb bastard wouldn't last a week into the apocalypse. He needs a team of medics just to keep him (barely) alive on a daily basis, never mind the team of fast food workers to shovel grease down his hog maw until he dies gracelessly.
 
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Jack has another stroke from his 12 a day Bang energy drink diet and he’s blaming it on the artificial sweetener and not the caffeine.
 
I've had relatives on both SSI (Basic Disability) and SSDI (Social Security Disability) SSDI is more money because it's based on what you put into Social Security through taxes, but you have to have a tax record of about 20 years to qualify for it.

But the kicker is you can't have I believe over 2,000 in savings that includes any bank accounts, bonds, stocks, property, inheritances anything SSI and SSDI are for people not only disabled but also destitute and spouses' income and assets count. So, unless Tammy divorces him he won't qualify for either.
 
The house is decent but the best thing about it is that Jagoff stroked out twice in it and both strokes were massive .

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Fatass is seething because he shat himself after that diabolical salad he had and the nurse didn't drop whatever she was doing to come wipe him.

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Jack had my hopes up for a second until I realized he was responding to Jenny.

Also, nothing opens up your eyes to the flaws of the healthcare system like taking note of the fact that Nurses are not omnipresent to attend to the whims of every landwhale that gets beached in a hospital.
 
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He should admit his situation. There would be more dignity in that.
Jagoff lost his dignity long ago after crying like a baby on the Texas Investors Club.

Prepper Jack may be the dumbest Jack. This dumb bastard wouldn't last a week into the apocalypse. He needs a team of medics just to keep him (barely) alive on a daily basis, never mind the team of fast food workers to shovel grease down his hog maw until he dies gracelessly.
No argument here. Also he can't get Door Dash that far away meaning they'll still need to drive into the city to get the latest offering from whatever fast food place out there. That and this faggot can't fire a gun. Before he might be able to work the slide as well as reload. But now? I'd be surprised if he had enough dexterity to scratch his ass.

Jagoff is dead weight at this point and if things go from bad to worse Hammy is better off leaving his disabled ass behind.
 
I've had relatives on both SSI (Basic Disability) and SSDI (Social Security Disability) SSDI is more money because it's based on what you put into Social Security through taxes, but you have to have a tax record of about 20 years to qualify for it.

But the kicker is you can't have I believe over 2,000 in savings that includes any bank accounts, bonds, stocks, property, inheritances anything SSI and SSDI are for people not only disabled but also destitute and spouses' income and assets count. So, unless Tammy divorces him he won't qualify for either.
SSI doesn't require work history has income and asset limits. SSDI requires 40 credits of work history (you earn up to 4 credits per year depending on how much income you had), including half in the 10 years before the disability, but it has no income or asset limits.
 
Yeah Jagoff is such a tough guy he's not paying. Insurance companies have deep pockets and lawyers. What does he have other than his raging narcissism, a gimp arm, gimp leg and gimp brain? Nothing.

The best he can hope for is to arrange something with the hospital. Normally, so long as you're not a complete asshole, they are willing to reduce the bill and work with you to get the money.
Yeah, I’m sorry, but I’m not buying the idea that they’ll have insurmountable medical debt.

Tammy may have a shitty accounting degree from a defunct for profit university, but she’s still smart enough to know that Jack’s health is a financial ticking time bomb. A primo platinum health insurance plan, almost certainly cost subsidized by her employer, is a no-brainer with Jack’s health history. They’re going to incur costs from this - particularly if he needs lots of aftercare - but I’d imagine a substantial majority of the costs from the hospitalization are covered. And thanks to preexisting conditions no longer being a ground for insurance disqualification or higher rates, every other insured person in America who isn’t eating themselves to death is picking up the tab.
 
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