Random Tumblr posts

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

>was suicidal
>was institutionalized
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Psychiatric medicine, like all forms of medicine, is often an uncomfortable, painful procedure in the interest of long-term wellness. If you want to fix someone's broken leg, you have to set the bone first.
I swear, I don't know where these kids got the idea that being institutionalized is supposed to be a fun-filled adventure for the whole family.

 

[AnOminous]

Psychiatric medicine, like all forms of medicine, is often an uncomfortable, painful procedure in the interest of long-term wellness. If you want to fix someone's broken leg, you have to set the bone first.
I swear, I don't know where these kids got the idea that being institutionalized is supposed to be a fun-filled adventure for the whole family.

They're used to getting asspats and little gold stars on the forehead for shitting on the floor.

 

[PetalPinkPuppy]

Psychiatric medicine, like all forms of medicine, is often an uncomfortable, painful procedure in the interest of long-term wellness. If you want to fix someone's broken leg, you have to set the bone first.
I swear, I don't know where these kids got the idea that being institutionalized is supposed to be a fun-filled adventure for the whole family.

It's extremely difficult to end up institutionalized against your will as well which is why a lot of people who belong there are out in the community instead. You have to be a very clear danger to yourself or others or completely psychotic - just saying "I wanna die OMG" isn't enough.

 

[Tresh]

It's extremely difficult to end up institutionalized against your will as well which is why a lot of people who belong there are out in the community instead. You have to be a very clear danger to yourself or others or completely psychotic - just saying "I wanna die OMG" isn't enough.

They probably mean "Was stuck in a hospital for a few days" as "Institutionalized" since they don't really realize what the word means.

 

[Positron]

How is telling a suicidal person to see a doctor "guilt trippy"? Posting on tumblr "I'll kill myself you better give me attention NOW!" is guilt-trippy.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Opposites apptract

Spoiler: Whistle while you work against women

Spoiler: Shoe fly, don't bother me!

I can kinda see where this is coming from... After all, the average Tumblrina does have the personality of an Alexander McQueen pump!

 

[Flame_Cinder]

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I got this.
"Having a best friend is oppressive because you're still ignoring me just as much as you would with a boyfriend or girlfriend!!!! Pay more attention to me you oppressive shitlord!!"

 

[friedshrimp]

Spoiler: Opposites apptract

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False. where are the Asian most attractive people?

Oh, forgot black tumblr hates Asians and considers them a menace to their master race.

 

[Meowthkip]

How is telling a suicidal person to see a doctor "guilt trippy"? Posting on tumblr "I'll kill myself you better give me attention NOW!" is guilt-trippy.

You can tell which bloggers never lived in a Jewish or Catholic household because they have no idea what a guilt trip is.

 

[soliloquyR]

>was suicidal
>was institutionalized
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Doctors spend 10+ years of their lives to help people instead of taking a 2 and a half second look at WebMD or whining about this illnesses of the world online. Strangers on the internet aren't going to cure your suicidal tendencies.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Triggered by TVTropes?

Now LGBT people have every right to be horrified by the Orlando shooting, but this reeks of people latching onto fiction an using it as an unhealthy coping mechanism, as tumblr is wont to do. The way it's worded, OP seems more concerned about it happening in fiction anyway, as if it didn't happen on TV, they would just completely ignore that it happens to people IRL.

 

[friedshrimp]

Yeah, because fiction shouldn't emulate reality, should it?

Aren't muslims against the LGBT crowd in the first place...

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

If you thought the fact that the Orlando shooting primarily being a gay hate crime would make Tumblr show a goddamn modicum of sensitivity and respect and not an opportunity to play oppression olympics; you clearly don't know Tumblr very well.

 

[patchwork]

If you thought the fact that the Orlando shooting primarily being a gay hate crime would make Tumblr show a goddamn modicum of sensitivity and respect and not an opportunity to play oppression olympics; you clearly don't know Tumblr very well.

Holy shit, that last response.... I can't even begin to articulate myself, it's like the shooting isn't even real to them. It's just an excuse. I'm not sure I'll be able to look at this thread for a while without getting irrationally angry over how tumblrites are treating this whole thing if other posts are gonna be like that last one, just so colossally missing what's actually important.

 

[Double Dragon]

Aren't muslims against the LGBT crowd in the first place...

Depends on the muslim person in question. It's like how it is with Christians; Christianity is fundamentally against it, but there are a bunch of Christian people in the LGBT crowd despite it.

On a different note, all of the Orlando shit is way too sad so here's some unrelated tumblr nonsense.

This guy is referring to Karkat, from Homestuck. His kin list is fuckin' huge because even his fake headmates have kin. Everything is way too long to post here, but I've included the highlights below.

Spoiler: The creepiest one of all

Spoiler: Wheeb Ahoy

This one is extra weird because not only are the first two dating each other, but they're also brothers in canon??? Incest is cool guys

Spoiler: Gotta hit all of the popular fandoms

Spoiler: Obligatory Sans Headmate

 

[friedshrimp]

"Native American"

They sure look like it.

 

[soliloquyR]

If you thought the fact that the Orlando shooting primarily being a gay hate crime would make Tumblr show a goddamn modicum of sensitivity and respect and not an opportunity to play oppression olympics; you clearly don't know Tumblr very well.

Fickle bastards. It's always a fucking game for the most oppression points.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

"Native American"

They sure look like it.

Technically since the characters are personifications of actual countries; I think THAT'S what they mean by native; as in born there rather than being of that particular race. Hence Matthew/Canada being "Native Canadian." /end Hetalia weeb sperging

...that being said, I don't know how you can be both the canon incarnation and the fanon "2p" incarnation (the Allen one at the top there) which is supposed to be like, a complete opposite/alternate personality version. I also don't understand how you can be kin with what is supposed to be an entire goddamn country in the first place.

Also, since when has Bucky Barnes EVER been Jewish?

(But I guess this is what I get for trying to find logic in fictionkin to begin with.)

 

[Absinthe]

I wouldn't let the Tumblr reactions to the recent shooting bug you. Most of these people are just snot-nosed kids. They're ignorant and bratty, but most kids don't understand the real impact of events like this.

Speaking of the recent shooting, I never thought I'd seriously see the FDA referred to as homophobic. OK.

 

[Smarmy]

Never change, tumblr.

Spoiler: "Shut up white bitch"