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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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NewnameRealEmail said:
Ralph is going to have to let the haters do Wings style highlight videos to keep him relevant since he lost his precious twitter. As much as I hate the autism of the wings trolling community it’s nice to be able to get a new highlight video every day. If only we had that for Ralph.
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It's not worth it. It's literally the same shit every day. I guess Wings and DSP is too but this is just more boring. The reason we talk about it so much is because he might actually die on stream, and we all kind of want to be there to see it.
 
free_protons4u said:
It's not worth it. It's literally the same shit every day. I guess Wings and DSP is too but this is just more boring. The reason we talk about it so much is because he might actually die on stream, and we all kind of want to be there to see it.
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I’m just saying it would be nice to have reliable highlight channels on YouTube again like there were before Ralph got flag happy.
 
Near said:
I think he will.

1. He's washed up and irrelevant, meaning that twitter employees, masters of working 3 days a week, will not bother looking further into him
2. Elon needs to sell the façade to people that Twitter is a public forum where nobody gets permabanned
3. It's highly unlikely that him getting back on would be a PR disaster and generate any news articles

In short, no one besides this "sektur" gives a shit.
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I think his chances dropped a lot once his other account got banned for ban evading. All he had to do was keep his mouth shut for a few days and he probably would've gotten it back.
 
It's 4 am in Merida. May('s twitter) retweeted Shaggy's tweet from 2 hours ago. I don't know when exactly she retweeted it, but someone is not sleeping tonight.
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Cad an Hell said:
RALPH RETURNING TO TWITTER? MAJOR RALPH W INBOUND?

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Love how in Ralphs mind there's no real weight to any of his Ls or Ws, its just the matter of when they're given to him: Oh, i got my ass handed to me in court today after one of the most embarrassing weeks of my entire career? well it doesn't matter cuz I JUST GOT MY TWITTER BACK BABY!!! OHHH OHH IT WAS GODS PLAN GODS PLAAAN!!!
 
Die For Me! said:
Love how in Ralphs mind there's no real weight to any of his Ls or Ws, its just the matter of when they're given to him: Oh, i got my ass handed to me in court today after one of the most embarrassing weeks of my entire career? well it doesn't matter cuz I JUST GOT MY TWITTER BACK BABY!!! OHHH OHH IT WAS GODS PLAN GODS PLAAAN!!!
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Agree or also any one W outweighs infinity Ls, no matter what.

Oh I got charge with contempt of court for being drunk and belligerent during a hearing and now have to pay $4k-$15k more just to fight the charge? Well FAITH CAN'T MAKE XANDER WEAR A CORN SHIRT. OOHHHH BABY BIG VICTORY!
 
I don’t have a Twitter account, so maybe I just don’t know, but if they were going to reinstate an account, wouldn’t they just do it? Would they notify the person well in advance of actually doing it that they were going to do it, or would they just go ahead and do it?
 
If he does get the account back, bountiful amounts of pig shit will spew out from his trotters to fertilise the corn fields and likely end up in some sort of legal trouble... again
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Agree or also any one W outweighs infinity Ls, no matter what.

Oh I got charge with contempt of court for being drunk and belligerent during a hearing and now have to pay $4k-$15k more just to fight the charge? Well FAITH CAN'T MAKE XANDER WEAR A CORN SHIRT. OOHHHH BABY BIG VICTORY!
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Also, a W can simply be anyone he hates having a bad day completely unrelated to him, because he operates on spite.
 
Ralph is in dire need of W in the vast ocean of L's he's found himself in this past week.

Personally, I hope he gets one. He is funniest when he is riding on a high and the bravado turned up to 11.

I fully expect a cigar to be lit and the champagne popped if his Twitter account gets resurrected.
 
Mango Cobra said:
I'd say mockery and pity from women is his greatest weakness. I've never seen him so angry as when a woman laughs at him.
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Oh yeah, Ralph fucking hates women at a baseline level. The moment he even thinks they are mocking him, an explosion's of booze soaked insults comes forward.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Agree or also any one W outweighs infinity Ls, no matter what.

Oh I got charge with contempt of court for being drunk and belligerent during a hearing and now have to pay $4k-$15k more just to fight the charge? Well FAITH CAN'T MAKE XANDER WEAR A CORN SHIRT. OOHHHH BABY BIG VICTORY!
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Without that reckless optimism, he would’ve already OD’d for real
 
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