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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Temperance XIV said:
How Penny imagines himself:
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The Reality:

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Sniveling coward :story: Not to mention a huge liar.
Phil, you've failed at everything in your life.
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Bogliacci said:
If mandozer had any balls (he dont) he'd sue the shit out of the tranch over the property damage and breaking the lease. These libtard phrases of "you did harm and violence" won't hold up in court.
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Imposteroak said:
He would still be there right now if it weren't for the tard baby larper.
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AMHOLIO said:
We're going to get like one of those supervillain style rants where "I want YOU and YOUR LEGACY broken down, torn to shreds" like the Dark Knight Rises or Batman Arkham Knight but 1000% lamer.
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I just want to point out:
3 years resisting Earl with guns out, locked and loaded, we are anarchists fuck your property!

3 weeks of tranny screeching, and they are cucking off back to momma's house with their toys.
 
Usually if you're trying to claim you're having to flee immediately from constant violence you shouldn't mention that you were trying to rent a dumpster and go on to ask for permission to stay in the violence until the end of the month:
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Also, just for the record, saying someone has "incited violence" against you requires there to actually be violence.
 
Bob_ said:
Sounds like there was an informal agreement for Penny et al to maintain the mortgage payments.
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Well, I just mean no paper work. But is a paper trail even needed when he has so much evidence on hand of them living there? Especially since Penny wrote that letter which proves things further.
 
So they're taking the full month to move out, but not paying lease for February? Is this legal, even if the agreement is verbal?
 
Aliénor said:
So they're taking the full month to move out, but not paying lease for February? Is this legal, even if the agreement is verbal?
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Probably not.

Screechy twitter fighting lawsuit ahead I hope!

These people think they are a cut above, but they really are just as much entitled, selfish trash as the “chuds” and Earls they think they are better than.
 
Aliénor said:
So they're taking the full month to move out, but not paying lease for February? Is this legal, even if the agreement is verbal?
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No, but by the time the legal process would let you do anything it'll be the end of the month.
 
Ghostse said:
No, but by the time the legal process would let you do anything it'll be the end of the month.
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Even so, thanks to twitter and the insidious network of troons, I am sure Bonnie wee Boner won’t find it hard to track Penny down.

Serving Kevvie would be the easiest. Just knock at the door, announce that you are a heckin valid transbian with a barrel of transformers and a bag of schwag, he will scurry down on his chubby legs and lo, court papers in his grasping mitts before he realizes he has been duped.
 
FinnSven said:
Probably not.

Screechy twitter fighting lawsuit ahead I hope!

These people think they are a cut above, but they really are just as much entitled, selfish trash as the “chuds” and Earls they think they are better than.
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I’d say they’re a cut below Earl etc. in general. Troons are scofflaws in greater proportion than any other group in my observation. Rules, contracts, their word…for the little people.
 
Aliénor said:
So they're taking the full month to move out, but not paying lease for February? Is this legal, even if the agreement is verbal?
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Depends. If it's an actual eviction notice, taking payment could be scene as walking back on the notice. If they signed a contract for their lease, it's up to the terms defined in it.
Since it's probably neither, it's going to be a mess that depends on how well a lawyer could spin the "verbal agreement" angle, which, given that they've been here for less than a year, could hold weight depending on what the tenant agreed to.

Not a lawyer, so take this with a grain of salt. Since I'm not a lawyer, I'm putting my take in spoiler:
 
Aliénor said:
So they're taking the full month to move out, but not paying lease for February? Is this legal, even if the agreement is verbal?
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What can Fat Paul do anyway? His loony patient (sorry, girlfriend - what sort of saddo would put up with their partner dismissively calling them their carer. One with no balls, I guess) regularly sends out begging tweets to pay the rent, they've just scrapped her car, so she's got the added expense of ubering everywhere, and now he's on the hook for the mortgage payments for that pile of ash in the mountains. He can't even afford to go and check it out. The whole place is going to be left to go back to nature, just like that little blue Ford Anglia in the Harry Potter books.
 
Fornicario said:
It fits historical norms. I'd say trooning out has no effect on a person's ability to empathize with animals.
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I'm going to ignore the fact that a lot of troons are severely mentally disordered, and never had any empathy to begin with for the sake of the argument.

When you troon out, you start thinking that the world revolves around you. You're riding a fetish high, you're receiving "validation" (social credit score) from society, and every single one of your unhealthy habits is either excused or encouraged as you spiral down into madness. Of course, while you're on troopium you can't even dilate your amhole properly, not to mention caring for other people and beings. And everybody who calls you out on it is shut down by your troon peers, who want to lull you back to sleep.

So yes, trooning out can definitely impact people's ability to care for animals, and even loved ones who didn't even do anything a troon would consider to be wrong. Recommended reading: this thread.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Look, all I am saying is it's physically impossible for penny's oven to process 200 alpacas. Even if they ran it day and night for years
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Why do you think it melted?

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I'm going to disagree with people on one aspect of The Tranch, series 2: I do think that in any case of Kevvie having a go at Phil's grandmother, the result is going to be one very surprised, frightened, and hurt Kevin, which we'll probably hear about at great length.
It's just a feeling, but I don't think Penny will tolerate any abuse of her (other than any he may do himself).
 
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