The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Constellationzero]

I'm willing to bet the alpaca were beaten, raped, tortured, and killed in violent sex rituals.

I think you might be reading the Al-Azif a little too much. Perhaps try a little Harry Potter?

 

[SaveTheWhales]

At the end one of them jokes that you shouldn't try to ride an Alpaca. Makes me wonder if one tried and crushed the poor animal.

He tells it like a joke but I wouldn't put it past them.

The number of troons commenting shit like "aw but i wantzed to rifde an alpaca (sad faces)" really makes me seethe. These are grown-ass adults sad that they can't ride an animal that's two feet shorter than them. Oh, wait, that would involve any of these fetishists knowing anything about alpacas other than 'they llamas butt fluffyer!'

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Delusional 4troon thinking anyone wants to fap to them when fucking an Arby's roast beef sandwich is probably more hygienic and definitely more dignified.

 

[Shield Breaker]

This isn't in the thread OP so I'm guessing many new onlookers haven't seen it yet. Samantha Bee's thankfully canceled Daily Show ripoff gave the Tranch a whole propaganda piece.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wkAPSij4AhUWhen it all goes up in flames MSM will go silent of course.

Edit: It makes me laugh so much at the 1:35 mark when one of the troons says this is the perfect place to start your transition. The delusion was so damn sky high with these bastards. They had no damn idea how hard it is to be a farmer and care for livestock.

Holy shit, the thumbnail is the most unflattering angle they could have chosen. It shows the ranchers as they really are, big fat men with bolt-ons.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It had been months in the camps. Of the half of the Alpaca's who survived the initial selection, yet another half had been selected by the guards over time. Nobody knew what had happened to them, but it was always on a Tuesday. Dark whispers of "Tacos" reverberated in the shack that the guards cruelly called a barn. It was one such night in the late winter, as the Alpacas were struggling to find what comfort could be found on the strawless floor when the doors to their holding area were throne open.

Nobody knew what was going on. But the guards were in a hurry. Off hand shouting about an approaching force "kiwi-schwein" and "leave no evidence". The alpacas were organized into a line, with the guards mercilessly beating any Alpaca that did not move with sufficient speed. Within moments they were off, marching out of the Tranch and into the wilderness beyond the barbed wire.

The guards were merciless, offering no food, water or a moment to rest. On and on they marched. Any Alpaca that flagged behind was beaten with sticks and rifle butts. If this failed to approriately motivate them, they were casually shot and thrown into a ditch on the side of the road. Marching and Marching. Interminable days, until at last only 10 remained where there had once been hundreds. Immediately released into a new holding pen, the exhausted Alpaca's were set upon by criminal goats who were also being held in the camp.

Those who had survived the so called "March of Death" would now endure a squalid existence in their new home. Alpacanwald.

 

[Ghostse]

Trail of Shears

We've got our name for the Trannies abandoning Alpacaschwitz.

I can't speak for Colorado but in California similar regulations exist and I've never seen the state even attempt to enforce them.

The only time I've seen anyone in a recreational state get weed busted was either A) they were running a warehouse grow-op on commercial scale wihtout license or B) They were already getting hooked up for something else and the weed violation was just to keep them in jail while the DA put together a case on the other charges.

Please joke away, everyone obviously finds them hillarious. (Also seethingly rating blasé replies as MATI only serves to make you appear a touch MATI)
But enough of this bullshit.
Please chime in with some animal husbandry speculation or hush up chile

She's not going to fuck you.

1- Where is Kevin's plastic hoard?

TMI, but I have a box of my toys in the closet because I cannot bear to throw them out, and (especially in played with condition) go for nothing on Ebay. I look at toy museum requests to see if they want anything I have, but its always no. So I hold on to them till I figure out a better retirement for them.

But I sold off all my Transformers & TMNT after I moved out of state, except for two, because I got good prices for them I knew they were going to people ManChildren who were going to appreciate them.

I can appreciate holding on to some nostalgia because it means more to you than you'd ever get on conversion. But they are pleading poverty while dude has selves full of readily resellable (once tranny stink is aired off) Transformers and Legos.

 

[Male Idiot]

The troons need the alpacas to be their women, so they can't only keep a few.

 

[no ledge]

They had around 90-100+ alpacas, right? Holy fuck, that's an 8-10% alpaca survival rate, 11%~ at best if you lowball. This is some gristly shit.

They took in another 100 after that. 95% kill rate.

 

[mindlessobserver]

They took in another 100 after that. 95% kill rate.

Look, all I am saying is it's physically impossible for penny's oven to process 200 alpacas. Even if they ran it day and night for years

 

[Fornicario]

Look, all I am saying is it's physically impossible for penny's oven to process 200 alpacas. Even if they ran it day and night for years

Also constant usage would decauberize the steel until the iron fractures. Pajeets discovered this during the plague.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Look, all I am saying is it's physically impossible for penny's oven to process 200 alpacas. Even if they ran it day and night for years

They buried most of them in the mass graves, but the rest....
Well, let's say it takes a lot of calories to sustain Kevin's obese form.

 

[Alcoholocaust II]

Confinement and starvation in concentration camps? Forced death marches? Judging by the number those trannies did on the alpaca kind alpacas will be running all banks, media, pharmacy industries and intelligence agencies around the globe in 60 years from now to exact their terrible revenge upon the bipedal apes.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I'm willing to bet the alpaca were beaten, raped, tortured, and killed in violent sex rituals.

At most there would’ve been isolated cases of goatfucking. No systematic alpaca rape.

 

[JudyTester]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The Tranch serves as such a great example about why there should be stronger laws protecting animal welfare.

Or just a shining endorsement of the removal of the mentally ill from society.

 

[Stoneheart]

using a chemical waste dump as pasture would have been better for the poor animals...

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

At most there would’ve been isolated cases of goatfucking. No systematic alpaca rape.

Nah goats would have fought back, we would have heard about a tranny hospitalized due to a 'stab' wound or something at least.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Don't worry, I'm sure all those missing animals just went to live on a far-

Oh. Shit.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

>this entire thread
My god. Troons are the category of defective genetic dead ends that were forcibly conscripted in the 1700 and 1800s to die first.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

>this entire thread
My god. Troons are the category of defective genetic dead ends that were forcibly conscripted in the 1700 and 1800s to die first.

If only we were so lucky. Their ancestors couldn't even figure out how to die for king and country right, and that inability to neck themselves has propogated down the entire family line.

Surreal to see the tranch come to an end, in a way. It feels like so little time has passed since they were building the gas chamber/tarp barn, buying ridiculous amounts of processed foods to make shitty taco's while melting their kitchen appliances. Now its but ashes to the wind, another footnote of history that nobody will notice. They tried to make it a refuge, a haven, a piece of cultural history, but a thousand years from now, when the tranch is excavated by archeologists, they will label it a slaughterhouse, and wonder what horrific kinds of men could run such a place.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

If only we were so lucky. Their ancestors couldn't even figure out how to die for king and country right, and that inability to neck themselves has propogated down the entire family line.

Surreal to see the tranch come to an end, in a way. It feels like so little time has passed since they were building the gas chamber/tarp barn, buying ridiculous amounts of processed foods to make shitty taco's while melting their kitchen appliances. Now its but ashes to the wind, another footnote of history that nobody will notice. They tried to make it a refuge, a haven, a piece of cultural history, but a thousand years from now, when the tranch is excavated by archeologists, they will label it a slaughterhouse, and wonder what horrific kinds of men could run such a place.

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Surreal indeed is the right word. What I find noteworthy is that they didn't even try to turn the alpacas that were doomed anyway into sausages and sell them to keep the property afloat. Sounds harsh, but it is what likely could have occured if it weren't disgusting coomer troons running the place.