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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I'm Just A Worm said:
First you go into Godwinson thread and argue for pages about why watching gay black porn with other gay men is actually super funny and based. Then you say that Daimyo is an amazing content creator, spam his videos and all Daimyo’s socks like your posts.

Then you come in here and advocate for flagging content, and then talk about how “war has changed” on the Internet.

Are you intentionally trying to be the biggest faggot on the website or is it just a natural thing for you? Either way, you should neck.


Every one of these flagging retards should kill themselves, seeing this shit try to get slowly normalized since IBS has been absolutely shameful.

If you try to get involved in Ralph’s life on his level you’re a fucking LOLcow. Every fucking time.
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Ralph should absolutely and unironically have the biggest taste of his own medicine. I find his pig tears and thoughts of suicide over Twitter Ls funnier than anything he's ever done when left undisturbed. But more to the point:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Daiymo. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Daiymo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Kitaro Nishida literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Daiymo truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Daiymo's existential catchphrase "Sucku my hairy little dicku" which itself is a cryptic reference to Tetsuro Watsuji's Japanese epic Ethics of Humanity in the Polis. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daiymo's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂



And yes, by the way, i DO have a Daiymo tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
My take on the flagging shit is I don’t care who posted a report history, it’s as meaningful as an “I voted” pin.

Hate for Ralph has bubbled into the normisphere more than once or twice, I’m sure as hell that he has haters in all sorts of different parasocial communities.

Nobody can actually say “my report got him banned.”

The only thing you CAN do, is make it look like Kiwi Farms did it by posting it here.
 
Jack Awful said:
I literally can't imagine why anyone would like Ralph aside from spite for his annoying a logs.
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I'll take it, if it means media will somehow have to try to defend the life of an alt-right convicted sex offender.
I'm sure it'll make Ben Collins personally go in a diving suit, to try and cut the undersea Internet cables. #Dropkiwifarms2
 
Waffle Stompin' Waffen said:
Ralph should absolutely and unironically have the biggest taste of his own medicine. I find his pig tears and thoughts of suicide over Twitter Ls funnier than anything he's ever done when left undisturbed. But more to the point:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Daiymo. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Daiymo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Kitaro Nishida literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Daiymo truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Daiymo's existential catchphrase "Sucku my hairy little dicku" which itself is a cryptic reference to Tetsuro Watsuji's Japanese epic Ethics of Humanity in the Polis. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daiymo's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂



And yes, by the way, i DO have a Daiymo tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Is it the picture of his mommy taking away his internet.
 
Ralph... buddy...

You don't have to kill yourself. There is another way and a wonderful place to go that will accept you with open arms. A brighter place where you will not only Save Money™ but also Live Better™. It's finally time, big guy.

It's time to join the Walmart family.
 
Near said:
I'll take it, if it means media will somehow have to try to defend the life of an alt-right convicted sex offender.
I'm sure it'll make Ben Collins personally go in a diving suit, to try and cut the undersea Internet cables. #Dropkiwifarms2
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At this point, anyone who doesn’t give a fuck anymore and has nothing to lose should just throw on a dress, call themselves ”she” and change nothing else about themselves. Then the media faggots have to eat themselves alive defending you knowing you changed your identity on a whim, but they can’t fight it because they’re require to defend that idea.

I encourage Ralph to troon out and then they all have to defend a fake alt-right felon hillbilly.
 
Jack Awful said:
I literally can't imagine why anyone would like Ralph aside from spite for his annoying a logs.
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Half of them are die hard fans of the Killstream and the other half are AF cultists who’ve been told to like him. The second half would ghost his ass the second they got the order from their Catboy Fuhrer.
 
Waffle Stompin' Waffen said:
No, but the people with a personal reason to flag down and fuck with Ralph are. Using faggy e-daddy logic to condemn them for doing what anyone not totally cucked would do is lame.
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Anyone genuinely "at war" with Ethan Ralph over some perceived slight or drama is as much of a loser as he is, if not moreso. Anyone with vendettas over Gamergate or discord faggotry should kill themselves. I don't have to care about "e-daddies" to think it's gay and anti-funny. I want to see his 3AM drunken thoughts impulsively broadcast out for the general public to interact with.
 
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