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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Nobody is at war we're laughing at a retard on the internet who accidentally shows his password when provided with a platform
No, but the people with a personal reason to flag down and fuck with Ralph are. Using faggy e-daddy logic to condemn them for doing what anyone not totally cucked would do is lame.

It's very forgivable if you're not an absolute faggot because only absolute faggots run around in discords after their parasocial e-daddy and then nurse grudges over the bullshit faggot drama that occurs in there.

Grow the fuck up you spastic retard baby.
I stand with Strasse and his spastic retard war against pigs and horses
 
Truly, he is one Null post saying "I have always wanted to commit suicide but just never had the guts, honestly" away from doing it.
Wouldn't care if there wasn't a 99% chance of him Benoiting Pantsu and Rozie. Fuck Pantsu but Rozie is just a baby. Even if she's Ralph's kid, she's innocent in all this.
 
His ban evasion sock has now been banned as well...so much for 'ackshually I had the account already so it's not ban evasion'.

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Someone, somewhere, with the power to make such decisions, decided "this fuckin guy goes." Because even people who have been persistent pests for years and finally got banned are usually tolerated using even the most ridiculously transparent socks.

His sock instantly getting banned says he's not coming back.
Nah, I flagged down his shit.
Great job, flaggot. Enjoy being in the same club as Matt Jarbo and Ethan Ralph. I'm sure your mom is proud.
 
His ban evasion sock has now been banned as well...so much for 'ackshually I had the account already so it's not ban evasion'.

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His blue checkmark @theralphretort account was itself ban evading, he had already been banned from twitter before in a different account.

I can't remember what that account was, though.
 
>be Jarbo
>think flagging is cool
>get mocked and forced to admit you're a soy-filled bitch thanks to Jim & Ralph

>be Ralph
>think flagging is cool
>get thoroughly mocked by entire world

>be newfag on the farms
>think flagging is cool and will certainly go better for you
>get thoroughly mocked by entire world


Seeing a pattern?
 
As a Catholic I can't in good faith condone let alone celebrate suicide, no matter how funny it might be.
I want to see him go to Hell, though, so necking himself like Judas Iscariot is basically a one-way ticket there.
 
Oh nuuu, I'd hate for a pedophile to be physically beaten. Better let the #1 flaggot on the planet enjoy his lofty platform on the basis that Cancer Man said it's wrong to flag anyone ever.

One thing that Ralph is right about, everything really is fair game. If you're not able or willing to use the same weapons as your enemies, you end up like Japan.
First you go into Godwinson thread and argue for pages about why watching gay black porn with other gay men is actually super funny and based. Then you say that Daimyo is an amazing content creator, spam his videos and all Daimyo’s socks like your posts.

Then you come in here and advocate for flagging content, and then talk about how “war has changed” on the Internet.

Are you intentionally trying to be the biggest faggot on the website or is it just a natural thing for you? Either way, you should neck.

It's very forgivable if you're not an absolute faggot because only absolute faggots run around in discords after their parasocial e-daddy and then nurse grudges over the bullshit faggot drama that occurs in there.

Grow the fuck up you spastic retard baby.
Every one of these flagging retards should kill themselves, seeing this shit try to get slowly normalized since IBS has been absolutely shameful.

If you try to get involved in Ralph’s life on his level you’re a fucking LOLcow. Every fucking time.
 
I will miss laughing at him. But the Corn Harvest goes on, and the next crop will be even greater.
There are plenty of other funny retards to laugh at, Ralph would be no big loss. Every day that vile pig lives is another day of harm to an innocent child who has to have him screaming and bellowing in her face, spewing obscenities because he is incapable of human language.
 
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