💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I guarantee that disgusting fat beast weighs less than Jack. But Jack, by all means, go ahead and tell everyone how unhealthy she is from your bed in the hospital where you were admitted for obesity related complications.

I would say he should "stay in his lane" but this stupid motherfucker is too fat for his lane and spills over into both lanes on either side of him.
 
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"Those burrito eating and filming herself on the shitter TikToks are so nasty."

Jesus fucking Christ? Really?
Here's a burrito one (it's a response video to her eating another burrito in the same way)


She eats very similar to Jack and other deathfats. She was leaning vegan at this time (vs Jack and his "leaning keto"), hence "vegan ranch."

I'm sparing you the toilet shitting videos. Look for that yourself (the Fat Acceptance general thread has a few archived). Picture someone on the toilet, pants down and everything, ready to drop a deuce, and they're talking or there's music playing. Congrats, you now have a Lizzo toilet video.
 
I just realized that we’re probably the only group/collective audience that’s truly excited and invested in a Jack Scalfani return. I doubt much of anyone on YouTube or SM truly gives a shit. Not even that tryhard duck asshole, and he’s making monetized content out of Jackoff.

It’s kind of like how none of Dave Muscato’s SM following is remotely interested in his promised one-man show. The only people who are actually looking forward to it are KF denizens.
Well said. I tend to think this is the reason Jack is so overtly miserable now compared to his younger self (still an asswipe then but he used to joke around and laugh more) . Over the years he has had an exponential growth in hate-watchers and linear decline in genuine fans (retards). The more he has tried to ignore the hadurs the more he realized they are the only ones who give a fuck about him and it probably drives him absolutely bonkers.
 
Well said. I tend to think this is the reason Jack is so overtly miserable now compared to his younger self (still an asswipe then but he used to joke around and laugh more) . Over the years he has had an exponential growth in hate-watchers and linear decline in genuine fans (retards). The more he has tried to ignore the hadurs the more he realized they are the only ones who give a fuck about him and it probably drives him absolutely bonkers.
When I first started watching Jack I realized he didn't have much skill, but it was innocent. He had nice production value for early YouTube, he was trying different things, and I felt his personality was just him trying to find his way. As time went on it became apparent his personality was what it was. At some point I just decided this stupid bitch wasn't ever going to change. I want to say the video that changed my perspective of him was the Grill Grates video where he blamed the product for his extremely dirty grill catching fire.

Mind you I wasn't a constant consumer of his products just in and out of it as YouTube showed me. When I really started watching was after realizing he was a dumb, lazy bitch and the comedy value rose for me.
 
Here's a burrito one (it's a response video to her eating another burrito in the same way)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-FTonOccH7Q
She eats very similar to Jack and other deathfats. She was leaning vegan at this time (vs Jack and his "leaning keto"), hence "vegan ranch."

I'm sparing you the toilet shitting videos. Look for that yourself (the Fat Acceptance general thread has a few archived). Picture someone on the toilet, pants down and everything, ready to drop a deuce, and they're talking or there's music playing. Congrats, you now have a Lizzo toilet video.

I don’t even know why Lizzo gets praised. Because she plays the flute on stage and dances? She’s still huge, it’ll catch up to her eventually. I guess yes, she has to have good lung capacity to play the flute and all but she’s young. You never see an old person her size for a reason.
 
If anyone was still wondering why an A/V company like Adorama would choose to partner with a joke like Jack Scalfani and his dead channel, we finally have an answer.

Jim Scalfani, who once tried to get his stupid brother's jellied barbecue sauce into Walmart and Do It Best Hardware stores has been working at Adorama (owner of Turnstile Audio) for the last calendar year.

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If anyone was still wondering why an A/V company like Adorama would choose to partner with a joke like Jack Scalfani and his dead channel, we finally have an answer.

Jim Scalfani, who once tried to get his stupid brother's jellied barbecue sauce into Walmart and Do It Best Hardware stores has been working at Adorama (owner of Turnstile Audio) for the last calendar year.

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jfc... I can't imagine why he'd bother unless he's also a mushbrain. It's not as if anyone at adorama seeing the result would be giving him asspats for doing a good job. Nepotism I understand, but this is just a waste for Jim.
 
jfc... I can't imagine why he'd bother unless he's also a mushbrain. It's not as if anyone at adorama seeing the result would be giving him asspats for doing a good job. Nepotism I understand, but this is just a waste for Jim.
Jim got Jack into Walmart. The sauce failed, Jack had to buy it back and was in debt to Walmart.
Jim got Jack "into" Do It Best hardware. It was never physically in the stores, but available on the website. It failed and you can't buy it anymore.
Jim got Jack free microphones from Adorama. Now he's no longer with the company (if he was, it would say -Present on Jim's LinkedIn employment history.)
Failure after failure after failure. Get ready for Jack to get another handout from Jim at Jim's next job.
 
Jim got Jack into Walmart. The sauce failed, Jack had to buy it back and was in debt to Walmart.
Jim got Jack "into" Do It Best hardware. It was never physically in the stores, but available on the website. It failed and you can't buy it anymore.
Jim got Jack free microphones from Adorama. Now he's no longer with the company (if he was, it would say -Present on Jim's LinkedIn employment history.)
Failure after failure after failure. Get ready for Jack to get another handout from Jim at Jim's next job.
It's amazing to think of how much (hint...it's 100%) of Jack's "career" over the past ~10 years is based on other people's work, money, and connections. He uses Tammy's money to buy stupid gadgets, smokers, restaurant trips, food ingredients etc and the house she pays for as his "studio", he uses his brother's connections to get him into retailers that he would otherwise never even get past the lobby, and if I remember right his in laws have gotten dragged into his cons at times.

Seriously, this dude has been coasting on a glimmer of minor league success for a longggg time. I'd love to see a breakdown of the last time his show(s) actually made a dime, after factoring in what it costs to make them etc.

*Edited to add: I don't think people should have to apologize for having advantages that other people don't have (family connections/money etc) especially if it's what helped you get a start and then you bust your ass etc. But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.
 
It's amazing to think of how much (hint...it's 100%) of Jack's "career" over the past ~10 years is based on other people's work, money, and connections. He uses Tammy's money to buy stupid gadgets, smokers, restaurant trips, food ingredients etc and the house she pays for as his "studio", he uses his brother's connections to get him into retailers that he would otherwise never even get past the lobby, and if I remember right his in laws have gotten dragged into his cons at times.

Seriously, this dude has been coasting on a glimmer of minor league success for a longggg time. I'd love to see a breakdown of the last time his show(s) actually made a dime, after factoring in what it costs to make them etc.

*Edited to add: I don't think people should have to apologize for having advantages that other people don't have (family connections/money etc) especially if it's what helped you get a start and then you bust your ass etc. But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.
That's what I was curious about. I looked at his channel and it's at 512K subs. That doesn't seem like many to me compared to many channels. Does anyone know what his highest sub amount has been?
 
I guarantee that disgusting fat beast weighs less than Jack. But Jack, by all means, go ahead and tell everyone how unhealthy she is from your bed in the hospital where you were admitted for obesity related complications.

I would say he should "stay in his lane" but this stupid motherfucker is too fat for his lane and spills over into both lanes on either side of him.
He is the fattest motherfucker who ever lived. This fat fucking piece of SHIT! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

Perhaps I'm getting a bit overwrought.
 
It's amazing to think of how much (hint...it's 100%) of Jack's "career" over the past ~10 years is based on other people's work, money, and connections. He uses Tammy's money to buy stupid gadgets, smokers, restaurant trips, food ingredients etc and the house she pays for as his "studio", he uses his brother's connections to get him into retailers that he would otherwise never even get past the lobby, and if I remember right his in laws have gotten dragged into his cons at times.

Seriously, this dude has been coasting on a glimmer of minor league success for a longggg time. I'd love to see a breakdown of the last time his show(s) actually made a dime, after factoring in what it costs to make them etc.

*Edited to add: I don't think people should have to apologize for having advantages that other people don't have (family connections/money etc) especially if it's what helped you get a start and then you bust your ass etc. But this is the kind of guy who craps on immigrants coming in and working, claiming that they are "Stealing" jobs/money etc and yet he has contributed nothing to society in forever.
Of course no one should ever have to apologize for having help via connections. Like I said, I get nepotism. But this is just repeated failure and I can't understand how Jim would see it as anything other than a total waste of his time to keep "helping" Fatty as it can't possibly be anything but a negative for him in the long run.

That's what I was curious about. I looked at his channel and it's at 512K subs. That doesn't seem like many to me compared to many channels. Does anyone know what his highest sub amount has been?

That would be an accomplishment of 500k subs, if he could manage even 20k views a video. I suspect a lot of it is either botted, or hate watchers over the years that have just gotten bored and moved on. People posting videos reacting to Fatty's terrible cooking isn't new, his party cheese salad nonsense made the rounds a few years ago.
 
Of course no one should ever have to apologize for having help via connections. Like I said, I get nepotism. But this is just repeated failure and I can't understand how Jim would see it as anything other than a total waste of his time to keep "helping" Fatty as it can't possibly be anything but a negative for him in the long run.
100% agree. Nepotism happens and always will happen but good Lord...at some point you have to cut the cord and the person either swims or sinks.
 
Man, Jack has been gone for so long, he must be having such a great time off with the family! Must've been all the praying his family members did! Good for him!

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Man, Jack has been gone for so long, he must be having such a great time off with the family! Must've been all the praying his family members did! Good for him!

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This is a really long hospital stay. Doesn't sound like just a stent and some anti-coagulants. I'm imagining with his uncontrolled diabetes and general shit condition, complications occurred and they can't release him, though I am sure the staff are praying to any god that will listen to get rid of his karening fat stupid ass.
 
That's what I was curious about. I looked at his channel and it's at 512K subs. That doesn't seem like many to me compared to many channels. Does anyone know what his highest sub amount has been?
This is the highest his sub count has been. He has consistently gained subs, albeit at a fairly slow pace. Subs tend to be sticky and unless you actively piss off your viewers (e.g. Rekeita) you don't tend to lose them. Jack reached 500k in the summer of last year, and he did absolutely nothing to mark the occasion, which sounds to me like he knows how shitty his channel performance is and he'd rather not draw attention to it.

That would be an accomplishment of 500k subs, if he could manage even 20k views a video. I suspect a lot of it is either botted, or hate watchers over the years that have just gotten bored and moved on. People posting videos reacting to Fatty's terrible cooking isn't new, his party cheese salad nonsense made the rounds a few years ago.
We've long suspected that Jack bots his views based on strange behavior with Likes (his videos consistently have a 10% likes/views ratio in the hours after uploading). We know that he's paid for Facebook followers (leading to the infamous Cooking With Girl saga) so it's not beyond him to do such a thing.
 
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