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Oh dear God give us a warning at least.Thought I'd help John with a little promotional tidbit, since he's in the midst of crunch and all...
...You're welcome, SpaceKats!
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Oh dear God give us a warning at least.Thought I'd help John with a little promotional tidbit, since he's in the midst of crunch and all...
...You're welcome, SpaceKats!
Well there IS the spoiler, after all. But you're right... rating it Islamic Content is a perfect fit!Oh dear God give us a warning at least.
Lol, Wu referencing The Room, a movie widely ridiculed and regarded as one of the worst ever made..... Wu is the Tommy Wiseau of gamedev.
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FTFY John
Brianna Wu's TITANIC
PRESIDENT TAFT: Rose, we're calling you back into action. You've ridden boats like this before.
JUMP CUT to the most romantic scenes in TITANIC: Rose and Jack on the bow, Jack painting her portrait, etc. It's a full-on romance movie.
ROSE: You don't understand, Mr. President. A boat like that... changes you forever.
JUMP CUT to Jack sinking under the waves as Rose clings to the wreckage.
PRESIDENT TAFT: That's exogenous, Rose. Complete the mission.
The TITANIC logo displays onscreen, and a sweet ass motorcycle drives in front of it leaving a trail of fire.
Brianna Wu's TITANIC: Coming very soon!
It's gonna be hilarious when John flounders to give his kickstarter backers their rewards, like the free copy of the game they were promised.A few hundred if Wu is lucky. Remember that the Kickstarter backers get a free copy of the game. PC gamers are a little more selective than mobile gamers as well. Only chance this has of selling in the thousands is if it gets bundled with a bunch of other indie games for a couple bucks.
I don't think you should show the fucking script before releasing the trailer, because, ya know, you just SPOILED the ENTIRE fucking game!
Wu's just jelly of the cute girls.Wu just got owned hard. Archived for posterity:
http://archive.is/fAdzO
BONUS lel:
https://twitter.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999721208426496
http://tweetsave.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999721208426496
https://twitter.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999406329434115
http://tweetsave.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999406329434115
"I'm trying to code" You don't need to code for a fucking trailer, John. Isn't the game "finished"?Wu just got owned hard. Archived for posterity:
http://archive.is/fAdzO
BONUS lel:
https://twitter.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999721208426496
http://tweetsave.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999721208426496
https://twitter.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999406329434115
http://tweetsave.com/elliottsmith66/status/732999406329434115
That gives John less than 2 weeks. Yay, more deadlines to fail.So looks like approximately June 1st now?
https://twitter.com/spacekatgal/status/732999084043345922
https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/732999084043345922
I only drop into this thread every few days.
So, how are you all enjoying playing John's game?