🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Slob's 'cut and paste graphic' message of the day (copied from a baking or cooking webpage).

Remember, don't argue, don't lose your temper, don't scream, don't rant, and never, ever threaten anyone with a baseball bat on the internet.

Get it straight you stupid morons!

Have a blessed day.

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Ti-99/4A said:
That plate was not a freebie. I recall him complaining about the fees at some point and why it should be free for him.
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Slob complain? Say it isn't so.
 
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Henry Mitchell the PI said:
I really miss old JHA everyone of his videos made me laugh. Does he still talk to people on this forum?
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I am still in touch with my namesake but don’t share the stuff he tells me unless I have explicit permission. Often I will reach out for help validating data uncovered by the hacking team in Bob’s files. He’s always a delight. To wit:

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As for the revelations uncovered lately by the hacking team, they are mostly related to Rene — some health stuff, a bereavement she suffered last year, etc. Nothing that needs to be aired here. Bob is still stealing her government benefits but that’s no news to anyone. He’s going to fry in hell for that while he chokes on Satan’s cock.

Daddy still loves us! :heart-full:



SpongeBob Square Christ would be a killer username.
 
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HarveySperg41 said:
If he had a ministry or did video sermons I would attend/ listen.
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If he started a GoFundMe for digital radio equipment I’d donate generously. But John is one of those morally upstanding people who refuses to take handouts.

In fact, John is the one who gives financial support to the shiftless poor even when the recipient (Bob) is undeserving.

Bob knows that if it weren’t for John, he wouldn’t have a (rolled) roof over his head. Bob is already a seasoned panhandler but my namesake is the only reason Bob isn’t sleeping rough on the streets of Carrollton. And the hacking team has the receipts to prove it.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
In fact, John is the one who gives financial support to the shiftless poor even when the recipient (Bob) is undeserving.
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John has always been there for Bob and has always set a great example.
Bob, however, decided to follow the teachings of convicted criminals like Jim Bakker.
Look how God has blessed John. Great retirement, beautiful home, great family, vacations, etc.
Bob, on the other hand, has nothing, other than what he steals from the taxpayers.

Change your ways Bob, before it's too late.
Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
After my recent visit to Carrollton I have become inspired. I have decided to become the Kitty Kelly of Kiwi Farms. Through my research I have found many interesting stories about Bob. This spring I plan to return to Carrollton and Newcomerstown to talk more with locals for continued research for my upcoming book: Tupperware, Tears and Trailer Park Ministry: The Unauthorized Biography of Robert L. McKim Sr.
 
Poutine It Here said:
After my recent visit to Carrollton I have become inspired. I have decided to become the Kitty Kelly of Kiwi Farms. Through my research I have found many interesting stories about Bob. This spring I plan to return to Carrollton and Newcomerstown to talk more with locals for continued research for my upcoming book: Tupperware, Tears and Trailer Park Ministry: The Unauthorized Biography of Robert L. McKim Sr.
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Let me know if I can help.
I have interviewed 2 elderly women who live by Bob. Joan and Betty, both in their 90's.
It's been a couple years since I've spoke to them so I'm not sure if they're still alive.
Oh my God, the stories that they tell about Bob are unbelievable!
Content will certainly not be a problem for you.
 
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Poutine It Here said:
At around 15 min 30 sec he starts repeating it.
https://youtu.be/9ynuU_hSbE4


For those of you from Ohio you might remember this story from 2000. Two boys wrote a get well letter to a Sheik at the Cleveland Clinic. He was touched so he sent Gameboys and money to the boys' class. I remember this story and think of it anytime I hear of a Sheik being treated at the clinic.

The kicker, it was Bob's sons (well one biological...). I can't believe it.

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Poutine It Here said:
Thank you Harvey. Can I also request him messing up a classic cliché?

At 6min 12sec, "What comes around, goes around"

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Preaching that there is no not one prefect

Romans 3:10, 23 As it is written: “There is no one righteous, not even one; 23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,
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"Perfict."

"Is no not one."

You can't make this stuff up because you don't need to.

Slob provides the spelling and grammatical stupidyness.

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I don't know which is funnier. Reading what he types or listening to him try to read.

It's a toss-up.

Also, blaming saying S O T P on a typo. was very amusing.
 
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