Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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Hellsperger said:
If anyone wants to start a thread about her, please be my guest (and @*Asterisk* , I want you to make the Razörfist you want to make).
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Believe it or not, I actually like Dan's videos. But he's such a fucking Trumptard, and he has really bad taste in wrestling. I pretty much have to make a thread on him now.

I also can't verify if the jerkoff video was willingly leaked by him. @Wilkins, @LikeicareKF, @CatParty, @Dynastia, can any of you verify on this?
 
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Sue Basko.

A while back, I came across some articles she wrote condemning the people in charge of ED (and mentioned them here).

Then, I was directed to her ED page, which makes out to be a complete loon.

And I found out that she apparently bragged about making child porn on a live radio show.

If anyone wants to start a thread about her, please be my guest (and @*Asterisk* , I want you to make the Razörfist you want to make).
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Sue Basko had the FBI calling me once a day asking for admin access to ED to find out the truth about the international meth empire i am running

There is also a warrant out for my arrest in Illinois due to rape and murder threats
 
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Scott Rosenfeld.

HE is someone who thinks he is saving dA from the "Darkness" and assumes spamming links all over will make someone care. I heard about him when the illcitvirus115 fiasco was at large.
 
Alaina / catkinlyf on Twitter

https://twitter.com/catkinlyf

I searched the forum and didn't find anything about her. Probably not a cow, but maybe she'll grow up to be one someday.

Highlights:
  • Extra-radical feminist, "communist", and vegan
  • Catkin (and wishes she could lick herself without people judging her)
  • Women cannot consent, period
  • Therefore all hetero sex is rape
  • For some reason, women can consent to other women
  • Women can reproduce entirely without men, meaning without sperm, but they forgot how because of patriarchal conspiracy
 
Not sure if this is the right place for this or not, but fuck it, I want to talk about these guys. They're not really a group of lolcows, but a friend and I get enough laughs out of them regardless.

Meet Dahir Insaat, a Turkish/Russian think tank devoted to hopelessly optimistic dreams about the future and the insane ways they hope to bring it to us, today. Essentially it's a circle of Turks and Russians who just sit around thinking of ways that they can use the latest and greatest technologies to create the future. The future, to Dahir Insaat, is more or less cities that look like they're designed by a spirograph and are full of senseless automation. Some of their silly, naïve dreams include:
There is, of course, absolutely no way an unmanned series of conveyor belts can go wrong, and no way that hiring a team of specifically-trained engineers and mechanics to maintain the entire complex is cheaper than a bunch of high school students to bring food to people.
This is, for some reason, preferable to a mailman.
Revolutionary technology.

If making fun of people for having a hopeless dream isn't up your alley, Dahir Insaat also specializes in what could be best described as the dangerously insane.

It's like that one horror movie about a bed that eats you, but stupider.
Yeah, this seems safe.
There's pretty much no way that this won't just kill you, for many, many reasons.

Maybe they make such stupidly dangerous things because they also designed hilarious weapons platforms?


As a bonus, everything that they blow up in those videos are American planes and tanks. Some of them are even still in use!

And finally, here's a video trying to get Putin-senpai to notice them.


Their website, incomplete.
Their other website, even more incomplete.
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No thread or even posts for "Roguestar" of GamerGate infamy?

Posting here because he may not be a full blown lolcow, yet. If wanted I can post him his own thread in the lolcow forum. There is a ton more and this is only scratching the surface however the amount of accounts makes it difficult to pull up some of the older tweets.

Illian "Slade" Villena a.k.a. RogueStar

Current Twitter account: https://twitter.com/RudeGameDev
He has been deleting a lot of his more autistic tweets later on so archiving funny tweets is a requirement.

Past Twitter accounts:
@RogueInTheStars
@RogueStarGamez
@RSG_VILLENA

He has gone through dozens upon dozens of accounts getting suspended due to his incapacity to hold down his autism. I cannot recall all of them. Perhaps someone else can complete this list further.

"Game Developer"

Took 17,000 from backers on Kickstarter for his still unreleased game FleetComm as typical for a lolcow the game was supposed to come out in 2012 and yet 4 years later the game still has not released. Coming up with a ton of excuses such as "my computer took damage" or "Valve requires new games to have trading cards". The latter being verifiable as untrue due to a game releasing yesterday which does not have trading cards.

He also mocks other game devs for "not releasing anything" despite him still after 4 years and 17k of other people's money, has not either.

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Anyone who asks about the release date of his game is instantly blocked and he subtweets like a mature 36 year old. Yup you read that right this guy is 36 years old!

"Being a Marine"

This on its own would make him worth a giggle, but it goes far beyond that. Rogue has a very very weak ego that he takes out on other people who have done actual things. Rogue was a marine which he loves to tout, however he never actually saw action. He stayed on a FOB (Forward Operating Base) through his entire deployment. This doesn't deter Rogue from mocking veterans who saw action and were actually shot, however.

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Look at this classy individual.

Sending "jokes" (aka death threats)

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http://archive.is/qX8KE
 
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@glass_houses introduced me to Ashe Maree via the Fat Chance (GoingOnUmpteenhundred) thread.

Holy shit, this fine-ass bitch is nuts. How the hell did you find her, @Glass ?
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IIRC, she came up on /cow/ at some point but I wouldn't swear to it. I've been following her for a number of months, probably around a year or so. She has stated a few times that she's a borderline personality disorder. It's the first time I've ever come across a BPD person with any form of self awareness, or at least openly identified themselves as having BPD. It is fascinating watching her from a distance but I sure as hell don't want to get too close, I don't want my face ripped off. It's weird that she uses her Tumblr as both a personal blog and a professional blog. It strikes me that she should have two, one for advertising herself through her own pictures and also reblogging other adult photos, and another for the SJW rants and the landscape pictures, but anyway, that's up to her. BPDs tend to have a hell of a lot of trouble keeping different aspects of their lives apart.

It might not the best practice on her part; the personal content does tend to add to the human connection/interaction on her part, which as far as I know is part of the attraction of camworkers, but she's stated a number of times that she has medical problems and that sex work is pretty much the only thing she can do to earn an income in between bouts of illness. Possibly not all that attractive to potential customers, but then watching a cam isn't anything I've ever wanted to try so I can't exactly say that I'm speaking from a position of knowledge. She's a fair amount of followers, but I suspect that many of them are there for the SJW shit and the pretty pictures, not because they're customers.

Sometimes she's interesting in a, "Hey that's pretty cool, I didn't know that" sort of way, but overall she's fascinating because she definitely needs her hinges fixed.
 
^ I demand to know where he got his hands on that streetlamp

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Delusional guy claims he wrote Taylor swift song and that they're soul mates.
 
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The guy in this image and his brother. I'm pretty sure there's an uncensored version of this image floating around somewhere.

Thread where this was posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics...bmitremoved_personal_info_you_guys_owe_it_to/
There was one where significantly more info was given, but apparently the mods deleted it.

Additional posts and information given by the thread's OP:

It's real :( OP's brother is currently in jail with a $50,000 bond for 1st degree rape of a person with the inability to consent causing serious physical harm and 1st degree wanton endangerment.
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He later posts that because the rape kit determined his brothers DNA that there was no way he could get a not-guilty verdict and is facing 50 years maximum, considering a plea deal for 10-20. His brother also tried getting a psych eval but was deemed mentally fit to commit the crime. Dude's a piece of shit.
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Both of these guys are fucking nutcases. Apparently there is a history of abuse within the family growing up.
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I used to know these people, back when I lived in that state and was into cars. His brother was an active member in our local car forum/group that would have meetups. Now only about 8 of us stay in contact through a private FB group and since we all know this guy, it's been a hot topic. Thankfully I do not associate with OP's brother any longer and haven't for years.
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(in response to "maybe he was doing it to sarcastically public shame his brother?") Unfortunately not the case. My other thread with more details was deleted. I know this gym in real life, this isn't something he would do sarcastically. He's completely serious. He then got into an argument with Green over whether or not she was OP's brother's sex slave.
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Yeah it's real. RIP man. Link was posted to the county jail's website where OP's brothers mugshot and charges were. 1st degree rape of a person with the inability to consent causing serious physical harm and 1st degree wanton endangerment. $50,000 bail.
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Danny Dahdouh is an overweight Canadian man who claims to be the Carpet Cleaning King of Vancouver. He has someone follow him around videotaping him and uploads the videos to a YouTube channel as a type of bizarre reality show with incredibly low production values.

There's so much more to it than that, though. Imagine a real life version of David Brent/Michael Scott.

He refers to himself almost exclusively as The King, even in public. Sometimes he scripts bits where he will "randomly" come across a "fan" of his on the street, who happens to be wearing a t-shirt with his face on it. He receives random FaceTime calls from "fans" across the globe. He purports to have "drivers" and "security guards" but they clearly do not exist and this is not played for laughs; he's doing it unironically in order to give the illusion that he is very important. Sometimes he will film people who aren't in on the bit, and that's always incredibly awkward/cringy because they can always pick up on the fact that there is an autistic man who believes he's on a television show in front of them. He is very delusional; extreme delusions of grandeur. Believes himself to be comparable to Jim Carrey in terms of comedic prowess. I suspect that he cannot read. He frequently wears fedoras and a custom jacket that says "King."

He goes to interview to be on the show Dragon's Den then gets lost in a parking structure:

The King at work. He gets obscenely sweaty:

The King gives a tour of his luxurious abode, gets a call from a fan, and introduces us to his family:

The King PAYS PEOPLE ON CRAIGSLIST to permit him to clean their carpets:

The King tries calling production companies to sell his TV show. He even calls well-connected old CLIENTS in order to beg for their help. Wow, this is great. The desperation is palpable. Definitely watch this one:

The King holds a polite guy who's willing to play along hostage for what seems like an hour:

There's such a weird, voyeuristic quality to all his stuff... If any of you guys have ever seen Surveilant Camera Man videos, the filmography in this has a really similar style that just makes me feel uncomfortable. In the video with his family his wife is in the background just SEETHING and you get such a clear idea of what it's like for her to live with this man. You can get such insight into his psyche from the contrast between the stuff he scripts - the illusion he wants us to believe - and the reality of his situation, the facade is just so transparent. I only recently discovered this dude but there are HOURS of videos he's uploaded, so I suspect there is some great content in here.
 
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More lol from Dr Phil :


Lardo steals photos of this couples twins, and posts them on her Facebook as if they're her kids.

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Carpet King is the king of something else. Autism.
 
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