💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Photographing a bikini girl next to a "no swimming" sign has been done bazillions of times and is a really lame way to say "Look, naughty girl, she breaks rules, see??!!"
 
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It would be hilarious if it turned out she didn't know how to swim. Shit, I'm from a landlocked state, and I can swim.
 
Photographing a bikini girl next to a "no swimming" sign has been done bazillions of times and is a really lame way to say "Look, naughty girl, she breaks rules, see??!!"
Usually though it's a beach that looks nice at a first glance. They keep going back to the same beach with nasty rocks (I'm assuming it's the same one and not one of fifty others in the area), and I can only assume that it's the one local beach that's free.
 
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This is Alexscrn's profile picture and it's like the epitome of a white-trash hick photo. Expensive car, but look at the houses in the background.
Also note that this car is a Dodge Challenger or Charger or something whereas in the last photo, Ubersrcn was supposedly driving a Benz. And, before that, Glo-Glo swiped a picture of some pop star sitting in another Benz.

And, while I'm on the topic, isn't it funny how a guy who had no internet presence a month or two ago is now Facebooking and Instagramming like a pro?

Yeah, something ain't right here...
 
So, I really don't know what Marina wants at this point (assuming she still controls Glo-Glo's social media accounts). If she's still into getting Glo-Glo to marry a rich dude and mooch off of him, these posts with Alex Uber driver does not help the campaign at all.

Any ideas?
 
Wait, you have to pay to go to the beach?

Some beaches charge as a way to help conservation and preservation of the beach. Jekyll Island in Georgia is a pretty good example. $5 per car to get in, but it all goes to the sea turtle conservation center on the island.
 
So, I really don't know what Marina wants at this point (assuming she still controls Glo-Glo's social media accounts). If she's still into getting Glo-Glo to marry a rich dude and mooch off of him, these posts with Alex Uber driver does not help the campaign at all.
I've been wondering the same thing. The only idea I can come up with (twisted as it is) is that Marina is trying to show that Glo-Glo is (i) marriageable and (ii) desirable to a "rich" guy. This is all speculation but I'm guessing that Marina's line of reasoning is that if she can show that Glo-Glo has a bae in Uberscrn (who, TBH, isn't particularly attractive), she might be able to induce an actual rich guy to approach them and try to get Glo-Glo to "trade up".
 
So, I really don't know what Marina wants at this point (assuming she still controls Glo-Glo's social media accounts). If she's still into getting Glo-Glo to marry a rich dude and mooch off of him, these posts with Alex Uber driver does not help the campaign at all.

Any ideas?
Did she ever want that, though? I always felt those sexy photoshoots were attempts at getting Gloria a career in show-business. And if she controls Gloria's social media, she's A+ at sounding like an airhead Instagram bimbo. Gloria's hardly the first chick to mix Bible verses with badly taken slutty pictures, I don't find it unbelievable that she runs her own social media.

And as you say, if they were actively trying to find a rich husband, posting lovey-dovey photos with her boyfriend would be rather silly.
 
On whether Gloria can swim, she swims in Maradonia: it's actually really creepy since she's skinny-dipping with her on-screen brother in some kind of magical lake. She's also pushed into a pool, then they show her in the water face down with her mermaid tail. On photos with fancy cars, it's pretty easy to cruise down the street till you see something impressive, then take a shot leaning against it holding up keys. Of course, if the car's a Bugatti Veyron and the keys are from a Pontiac Aztec... People did this all the time in Beverly Hills outside Bijan's clothing store.
 
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And look, these two can write saccharine things about one another to their heart's content, but their body language is the antithesis of chemistry. She's angled away from him, and the angle of her hand in very, very telling. Her hand is closed instead of open, pinching his shoulder with finger tips instead of actually holding him back. He's holding the camera, clearly, and the angle of her shoulder says that her hand is probably on her lap instead of touching him.
Sorry, Alex. Everything about this photo says that she's just not that into you.
I think the simpler explanation is that Gloria was posed that way by her mom before the photo was taken. If she was angled closer and had both arms around him we wouldn't see any cleavage. And as virtually all of her photos are posed in a way that's to make her look as attractive as possible, a more natural position is unacceptable for her mother.
 
Psychologically Marina is going in the right direction: "Look! My daughter is cavorting with this young, handsome, sporty gentleman! Don't you think, silicone-valley tech billionaire, that she should rather be yours?! Don't you wish to wrestle this sweet prize away from the hands of this man?!"

(That said "young, handsome, sporty gentleman" looks rather like a swimming pool attendant with a history of meth problems is lost on Marina, though.)
 
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