Sony hate thread

[BananaSplit²]

It’s around this time of this year where Sony fanboys and elite journalists were shilling Cyberpunk 2077 for both the PS4 and PS5, while leaving most PC players let out to dry.

Meanwhile for me, this year, I’m thinking about getting the Judgment series:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=38dK9-y0cbM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3wZZmmITJsk
Most, if not many, have claimed that this is the new age version of the Yakuza series but with detective work. Honestly, I’m looking forward to seeing if they’re right.

I was actually surprised those games were finally granted a PC port after the previous debacle with Johnny agency. I assume there is a mod for the first game that brings back the likeness of Pierre Taki before he got banned to the shadow realm for doing drugs IRL.

All games that were either exclusive to your system, or made by studios you owned. What's that? You don't care about making games anymore and are now pissed that Microsoft and Nintendo are eating your lunch, so you have to have access to a pre-existing franchise to compete?

I don't think this was mentioned before but Easy Come Easy Golf is a Switch game developed by Clap Hanz, a japanese studio that was working under SIE through Japan Studio for the Everybody's Golf serie.

Like Millennium Kitchen (Boku no Natsuyasumi), they haven't developed a single game for the Playstation ecosystem ever since the dismantlement of JS thus focused on other platforms instead.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I was actually surprised those games were finally granted a PC port after the previous debacle with Johnny agency. I assume there is a mod for the first game that brings back the likeness of Pierre Taki before he got banned to the shadow realm for doing drugs IRL.


I don't think this was mentioned before but Easy Come Easy Golf is a Switch game developed by Clap Hanz, a japanese studio that was working under SIE through Japan Studio for the Everybody's Golf serie.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7NMIMBb2lckLike Millennium Kitchen (Boku no Natsuyasumi), they haven't developed a single game for the Playstation ecosystem ever since the dismantlement of JS thus focused on other platforms instead.

You're wrong about Millennium Kitchen, the game has a playstation port

Shin chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation -The Endless Seven-Day Journey-

Enjoy summer with Shin-chan

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[Vyse Inglebard]

I don't think this was mentioned before but Easy Come Easy Golf is a Switch game developed by Clap Hanz, a japanese studio that was working under SIE through Japan Studio for the Everybody's Golf serie.

WAIT, EVERBODY'S GOLF CAME TO SWITCH IN ALL BUT NAME?!

AND IT'S ONLY 20 BONES?! AW YEAH, NIGGA

ETA: Wait, no character customization? And it's a port from Apple Arcade? And it's team-based? Damn. Boner officially flaccid.

 

[Sexyphobe]

PS4 only had Bloodborne and a shitty Ratchet and Clank remake for its entire lifespan. Most multiplatform games had its worst version on the ps4 with horrible frame rates and awful load times. PS5 is better in the technical field but I really think they should drop paid online.

That's what got me to drop sony after being a fandboy for the first three generations, in an age of live updates and multiplayer I really don't think online subscription has any place, even with graphic cards costing a shit ton and microsoft being ass, a pc is still a better investment when it comes to gaming.

That's only a fraction of why sony sucks, even with PS5 being sort of a powerhouse, they censor their versions of the games so really, what's the point.

Hey now, also Infamous! That game looked pretty cool, but it seemed lost in the shuffle.

 

[BananaSplit²]

WAIT, EVERBODY'S GOLF CAME TO SWITCH IN ALL BUT NAME?!
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AND IT'S ONLY 20 BONES?! AW YEAH, NIGGA

I've heard from a few users it's much better than the Mario Golf title itself on Switch but don't take my word for granted.
It's rather hilarious though how Nintendo has progressively been replacing Playstation for japanese games in general. If you told me something like that in early 2018, I'd have taken that as nothing more than mere shitposting.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I've heard from a few users it's much better than the Mario Golf title itself on Switch but don't take my word for granted.
It's rather hilarious though how Nintendo has progressively been replacing Playstation for japanese games in general. If you told me something like that in early 2018, I'd have taken that as nothing more than mere shitposting.

Except Kadokawa is having Fromsoft now act as it's global publisher for it's anime IPs. Which means it's not going anywhere without having Sony being attached to it.

Sony has control of the US anime market and the US is where Kadokawa is primarily expanding towards, and Sony already invested billions into fromsoft for this expansion. It's not looking like Sony is ever going to be without Japanese games, especially since Elden Ring already did quite well on the system.

Publishers like Square Enix and Bandai Namco also find Sony's entrenchment in the anime industry appealing. Because it allows them easier reach to grow franchises.

 

[TheJelqster]

PS5's lifecycle has pretty much followed it's predecessors. You're already seeing the switchover from PS4 to PS5 with God of War's sales and this was pretty much true with the PS4 as well with the switchover from PS3(which even got major exclusive releases up to 2017). Sony systems rarely had a ton of first party worthwhile titles within it's first two years. It's just that people forget those times. People want those big genre defining titles but those always come much later on in a system's life for the majority, it's very rare that they're there as launch titles or even in the first year.

>ignoring how the PS2 first couple of years had bangers that were only PS2 exclusives, PS3 was dropped faster than Nagasaki after Hiroshima for the PS4 due to architectural differences in CPU and the lack of memory for the system. 3rd party support dried up around 2015 bro for the Triple.

The first quarter of 2023 doesn't really look like the PS5 is going to be hurting for new releases. And sony is expanding their game initiatives https://www.gematsu.com/2022/11/pla...ct-phase-three-to-include-more-than-10-titles

Why would I want to play chink games that are nothing more than third person brawlers or shooters? Their is no mention of any games in this supposed phase 3 and there are only 3 out of 10 that are guaranteed exclusives. Did you read your own source?

Stuff coming in from china and being directly published by them is something different from what SIE would do prior. Pretty much since the PS1 era their first party titles were dominated by their western studios. The PS2 only had one real outlier with Shadow of the Colossus making a splash but stuff like the Jak and Ratchet trilogies were far bigger than anything else sony put out outside of GT. The PS3 was pretty much where Naughty Dog kept it going with Uncharted and TLOU, and the PS4 was where God of War reestablished the series and Horizon also solidified itself as a new IP.

So they killed their niche Japan Studio and outsourced to China, got it.

The system is shaping up no better or worse than other playstations when it comes to game variety.

I have yet to see a flight combat game that isn't Ace Combat or a new Ridge Racer. Even if we do get at least a new Ace Combat, it's probably going to be multiplatform with a exclusive VR mode tacted-on. In fact, almost all PS5 "exclusives" games are going to have a PC version at least 2 years later after it was originally released and the Pony money has been milked dry. Returnal? PC port and it's honestly the worst kept secret. Ratchet & Clank will probably be announced in 2023 for I guaranteed that, and I look forward to playing it on my Steam Deck

 

[Marissa Moira]

>ignoring how the PS2 first couple of years had bangers that were only PS2 exclusives, PS3 was dropped faster than Nagasaki after Hiroshima for the PS4 due to architectural differences in CPU and the lack of memory for the system. 3rd party support dried up around 2015 bro for the Triple.

Why would I want to play chink games that are nothing more than third person brawlers or shooters? Their is no mention of any games in this supposed phase 3 and there are only 3 out of 10 that are guaranteed exclusives. Did you read your own source?

So they killed their niche Japan Studio and outsourced to China, got it.

I have yet to see a flight combat game that isn't Ace Combat or a new Ridge Racer. Even if we do get at least a new Ace Combat, it's probably going to be multiplatform with a exclusive VR mode tacted-on. In fact, almost all PS5 "exclusives" games are going to have a PC version at least 2 years later after it was originally released and the Pony money has been milked dry. Returnal? PC port and it's honestly the worst kept secret. Ratchet & Clank will probably be announced in 2023 for I guaranteed that, and I look forward to playing it on my Steam Deck

Japan studio was restructured due to poor management

Reaction: Japan Studio's Disbandment Is Disappointing, But Not Surprising

Sammy argues the writing was on the wall

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It also didn't help their case that none of their titles did well in over a decade. Team Asobi currently has all of Japan Studio's franchises, so it's not like they've been discarded. Ape Escape is still alive because Sony is releasing new stuff for the IP, granted it's collectables but they're all new renditions of the apes.

As far as their Chinese games go, they certainly look promising

 

[TheJelqster]

It also didn't help their case that none of their titles did well in over a decade.

It's almost like Sony has no idea how to market shit unless it's Spider-Man or the PlayStation consoles. PS Vita? Never seen a TV ad for it, maybe saw two youtube ads for it back in the day and they didn't even show games, just a guy using it on a bus. Xperia? Great phones that nobody knows about that due to Sony being retarded with marketing. Their bespoke audio equipment has literally no marketing budget at all and I have seen people walk around with ChiFi more frequently, that's how little fucks Sony gives about marketing.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It's almost like Sony has no idea how to market shit unless it's Spider-Man or the PlayStation consoles. PS Vita? Never seen a TV ad for it, maybe saw two youtube ads for it back in the day and they didn't even show games, just a guy using it on a bus. Xperia? Great phones that nobody knows about that due to Sony being retarded with marketing. Their bespoke audio equipment has literally no marketing budget at all and I have seen people walk around with ChiFi more frequently, that's how little fucks Sony gives about marketing.

Marketing had nothing to do with it, generally speaking Japan Studio was just bad at game design. Many of their games featured mechanics that just didn't mesh, prime example being making the gravity rush DLC campaign a stealth section, the combat in both gravity rush games being subpar, and both games having an open world and leaving it rather empty and unused, as well as bad quest design. Or both Knack games just being awful to play. There's also how long The Last guardian took to come out and how bad Trico was at being controlled even though he was the bedrock for the game's systems. They essentially lacked focus or a clear vision for their games. Now compare that to what Team Asobi was making at the same time, Astro Bot Rescue Mission was a very solid platformer, and plays great from start to finish. Mechanically it has no major shortcomings like other JS games. Astro's Playroom was the follow up to that and that still was a very solid game as far as mechanics went. Level design was great for that game and every stage had a clear focus in mind and not an inch of space was wasted.

 

[Pissmaster]

>ignoring how the PS2 first couple of years had bangers that were only PS2 exclusives, PS3 was dropped faster than Nagasaki after Hiroshima for the PS4 due to architectural differences in CPU and the lack of memory for the system. 3rd party support dried up around 2015 bro for the Triple.

Why would I want to play chink games that are nothing more than third person brawlers or shooters? Their is no mention of any games in this supposed phase 3 and there are only 3 out of 10 that are guaranteed exclusives. Did you read your own source?

So they killed their niche Japan Studio and outsourced to China, got it.

I have yet to see a flight combat game that isn't Ace Combat or a new Ridge Racer. Even if we do get at least a new Ace Combat, it's probably going to be multiplatform with a exclusive VR mode tacted-on. In fact, almost all PS5 "exclusives" games are going to have a PC version at least 2 years later after it was originally released and the Pony money has been milked dry. Returnal? PC port and it's honestly the worst kept secret. Ratchet & Clank will probably be announced in 2023 for I guaranteed that, and I look forward to playing it on my Steam Deck

It's almost like Sony has no idea how to market shit unless it's Spider-Man or the PlayStation consoles. PS Vita? Never seen a TV ad for it, maybe saw two youtube ads for it back in the day and they didn't even show games, just a guy using it on a bus. Xperia? Great phones that nobody knows about that due to Sony being retarded with marketing. Their bespoke audio equipment has literally no marketing budget at all and I have seen people walk around with ChiFi more frequently, that's how little fucks Sony gives about marketing.

don’t engage him

 

[TheJelqster]

don’t engage him

Yeah as soon as I saw him say Japan Studio games had bad game design I knew he was as t least baiting, right? Surely no retard would say such a statement and not know of the sublime rhythm game(s) of the Patapon trilogy?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Yeah as soon as I saw him say Japan Studio games had bad game design I knew he was as t least baiting, right? Surely no retard would say such a statement and not know of the sublime rhythm game(s) of the Patapon trilogy?

I'm not lying about any of the games I was talking about, go play them for yourself.

I listed their entire output for the PS4. Those were their major tentpole titles.

 

[TheJelqster]

I'm not lying about any of the games I was talking about, go play them for yourself.

I listed their entire output for the PS4. Those were their major tentpole titles.

 

[Pissmaster]

Yeah as soon as I saw him say Japan Studio games had bad game design I knew he was as t least baiting, right? Surely no retard would say such a statement and not know of the sublime rhythm game(s) of the Patapon trilogy?

He doesn’t know much about rhythm games but still tried to argue with me in a PM chain about the prevalence of Taiko no Tatsujin arcade machines

Everyone in the chain just ignores him now but he keeps replying and talking to no one in particular

 

[TheJelqster]

He doesn’t know much about rhythm games but still tried to argue with me in a PM chain about the prevalence of Taiko no Tatsujin arcade machines

Everyone in the chain just ignores him now but he keeps replying and talking to no one in particular

Practically the DreamcastGuy of KiwiFarms

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

Yeah as soon as I saw him say Japan Studio games had bad game design I knew he was as t least baiting, right? Surely no retard would say such a statement and not know of the sublime rhythm game(s) of the Patapon trilogy?

It's gotten so bad, my eyes just glaze over at everything he posts now.

It's not even funny anymore, some of the shit he's said is straight up delusional, like arguing in TLoU thread about how Naughty Dog has some support studio that nobody knows about in some vain, desperate attempt to make them - and by extension, Sony - look better. Or everything regarding Sony's making mobile apps that he's gone on about for literal years...

...simply because Genshin exists. A game that's not even made or published by them. They're in the same boat as Bungie is now.

He doesn’t know much about rhythm games but still tried to argue with me in a PM chain about the prevalence of Taiko no Tatsujin arcade machines

Everyone in the chain just ignores him now but he keeps replying and talking to no one in particular

Was that the same chain where he sent you the sacred shelf pics or was that somewhere else?

 

[TheJelqster]

Or everything regarding Sony's making mobile apps that he's gone on about for literal years.

I'll never forgive them for making wipeout rush:

WipEout Rush isn't the revival you were expecting

Sony's famed futuristic racing series WipEout is back with a new game, WipEout Rush, for iOS and Android. It's, uh, quite the departure.

www.destructoid.com

 

[Marissa Moira]

It's gotten so bad, my eyes just glaze over at everything he posts now.

It's not even funny anymore, some of the shit he's said is straight up delusional, like arguing in TLoU thread about how Naughty Dog has some support studio that nobody knows about in some vain, desperate attempt to make them - and by extension, Sony - look better. Or everything regarding Sony's making mobile apps that he's gone on about for literal years...

Naughty Dog and Sony's Newest Studio Are Co-Developing Project Based on a 'Beloved Franchise'

The smart money says Sully is making a comeback

www.pushsquare.com

I didn't make that up, it's existed for months

He doesn’t know much about rhythm games but still tried to argue with me in a PM chain about the prevalence of Taiko no Tatsujin arcade machines

Everyone in the chain just ignores him now but he keeps replying and talking to no one in particular

All I said was the arcades I visited had older ones but it probably wasn't the norm which was why I brought up the Super Mario Arcade Machine.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Nintendo would never make a steam deck for the sole fact that meme gimmicks are their bread and butter and releasing a 599+ freedom bucks console is retarded

Nintendo seems to be moving away from the gimmick shit though, to their betterment. Aside from being a hybrid, the Switch is a refreshingly straightforward console, and the Switch lite doesn't even have the hybrid part going for it. And considering how successful the little Steam box is, releasing a "599+ freedom bucks console" with Nintendo's name on it wouldn't be retarded at all.

It's gotten so bad, my eyes just glaze over at everything he posts now.

I don't even read his posts anymore, just overlook them. I won't even engage with him unless he specifically quotes me.