💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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MrsNekrosias said:
I'm really out of the fucking loop here, so forgive me for being a tard, but has he actually ever released any of these supposed voicemails he's received? Or even the transcripts of them? Or does he think that we believe they exist because he said so?
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He physically went to fucking court with zero evidence prepared and when the judge asked him what he expected to happen, he literally said “I thought you were going to listen to what I had to say.” So yes, he truly believes that he doesn’t need to provide evidence for any of his claims, even in a real court of law with a real judge, and that everyone should just believe him because reasons.

He’s also fat.
 
MrsNekrosias said:
I'm really out of the fucking loop here, so forgive me for being a tard, but has he actually ever released any of these supposed voicemails he's received? Or even the transcripts of them? Or does he think that we believe they exist because he said so?
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Not sure if this is what you're looking for, but here are the 5 voicemails he sent to Josiah and Anna Merlan (Vice News senior reporter). Anna killed her article that she had been working on for 7 months immediately after he sent these.

 
Mr Moonface said:
He tweeted this 30 minutes ago. Still trying to go viral.

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Yeah you can tell Pat is calculating to go viral when he tweets at 6PM Eastern, that's prime time. This tweet is from 6:04 despite the article being over a day old, a few of his swatting threads were at 6:00 on the dot and several days after the events to try to maximize exposure on a slower news day.

Also, I know we're so used to Patrick making up bullshit for Eric Hildy-level retards to mindlessly believe that it's not even noteworthy anymore, but it bears pointing out that this thing about Cloudflare "protecting" Quasi from being "unmasked in court" is a new fabrication of his:
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Not only did Cloudflare not interfere with Patrick's phony litigation or present any resistance, they actually gave out customer info before it was proper to do so and it had to be remedied. There's nothing Cloudflare could've done differently in court that would've made him satisfy Krinsky.

He tries to make a big deal out of Cloudfalre because that's the magic word that trannies have a Pavlovian response to, it makes their front holes start oozing pus at an accelerated rate.

Fact Check conclusion: Fat lie
 
Maude Snew said:
He has 24/7 access to his wife's vagina which is totally something all grown up sex having adults say all the time.
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He has 24/7 access to his wife's vagina whether or not she has a headache or says "no" tonight, child, like all true men. No true man would take a no from his personally owned vagina-haver.
 
Throwing Romans said:
Probably a jewish money-laundering and demoralization scheme given its (((location)))
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I didn't want to get into this because the company itself is so amusing and it seemed a bit too on the nose, but the "CEO" and the "investors" of Literally Media have ties to a bunch of shady Israeli shell companies. They actually founded the company in Israel before moving everything to the actual office address in Brooklyn at some point after buying all those sites.
 
"They then progressed to posTing picTures of my wife as a caTgirl", Mr. Tomlinson told our reporters.

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I'm starting to think the ubiquitous shades on the head isn't to cover some sort of balding but is rather a comfort thing because Big Nikki is autistic. It'd explain so much.
 
Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
Not sure if this is what you're looking for, but here are the 5 voicemails he sent to Josiah and Anna Merlan (Vice News senior reporter). Anna killed her article that she had been working on for 7 months immediately after he sent these.

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None of these are remotely death threats. What a retard.
 
Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
Not sure if this is what you're looking for, but here are the 5 voicemails he sent to Josiah and Anna Merlan (Vice News senior reporter). Anna killed her article that she had been working on for 7 months immediately after he sent these.

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Here's a local archive for these apostlegate prank calls:
Comedy Advice

Cop Confession

One Day Closer

Pedo

Seth Article

ETA:
Rahul Slip-Up

ILoveNiggers said:
🐷I think there's another one where he mentions buying Rahul something which, again, is a fake person who only very few people were aware of.
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Nice try child. Everything Pat says is one hundred percent factual. I hope you enjoy federal prison atalker.
 
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"I know I've said the FBI won't investigate unless there's a dead body, the MPD are ineffective losers who keep swatting me and exposed my peepee, I've been ghosted by my elected representatives, and judges have ruled I have to pay you 40k, but believe me, law enforcement is tracking your IP right now, cyberstalker!"
 
Broadside said:
"They then progressed to posTing picTures of my wife as a caTgirl", Mr. Tomlinson told our reporters.

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I'm starting to think the ubiquitous shades on the head isn't to cover some sort of balding but is rather a comfort thing because Big Nikki is autistic. It'd explain so much.
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the way women display their hatred of the word bossy is fucking hilarious.

I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.

"I'm not X, I'm THE MOST X DEAL WTIH IT"
 
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