💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ILoveNiggers]

Here's a local archive for these apostlegate prank calls:
Comedy Advice
comedy-advice.mp3
Cop Confession
cop-confession.mp3
One Day Closer
one-day-closer.mp3
Pedo
pedo.mp3
Seth Article
Seth-article.mp3

I think these calls are my favorite Pat thing ever.

Pat thinking holding his noise and trying to sound tough would be adequate.

Mentioning "I may not be a cop" in reference to Canyon Boykin, a person he believed was responsible but obviously wasn't. A fact only a very small number of people were aware of at the time.

The Action Pat "Tick tock" catchphrase he thinks Actual Tough Guys use.

The way his voice magically transitions back into his own regular speaking voice when he says pedophile.

The completely half-assed evil villain laugh right out of an 80's cartoon show.

I think there's another one where he mentions buying Rahul something which, again, is a fake person who only very few people were aware of.

And to think this fat imbecile has the audacity to insist he's never lied about anything. He should be in a mental institution.

 

[KingOfGains]

Here's a local archive for these apostlegate prank calls:
Comedy Advice
comedy-advice.mp3
Cop Confession
cop-confession.mp3
One Day Closer
one-day-closer.mp3
Pedo
pedo.mp3
Seth Article
Seth-article.mp3

All of them sound like Pat with a dick in his ass.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

All of them sound like Pat with a dick in his ass.

So Pat normally.

 

[Maude Snew]

I’m inside his house, pissing in his wife’s ass.

Urine for a surprise, child.

 

[*sigh*]

Did he delete his Kiwifarms/Cloudflare posts? I can’t tell, since he blocked me and I can’t be arsed to create a new account just to read his faggoty rantings.

 

[W00K #17]

Beautiful seems like a bit of a stretch. She's not completely fugly, in the sense that if I passed her on the street I wouldn't be thinking 'hoLEE SHIT that's one unfortunate lookin bitch!'. But she's not what I would consider attractive, let alone beautiful.

It's almost like he has to insist these things to himself, not just the internet.

Also it's odd you never see Niki making mirror posts like this. Have we ever seen her make a post to the effect of "thank the universe for my absolute stud of a husband, who is a wonderful provider, a genius author, and an amazing mechanic and sexy handyman around the house who builds incredible not backwards fences all by himself". Never seen her gargle his nuts on social media like Pat gargles his wife's nuts.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

One of piggy's trolls is banned off twitter. Pat tweets about it twice for some reason.

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That image bothered him so much he had to stupidly, redundantly reply to it twice.

 

[An automatic clown]

That image bothered him so much he had to stupidly, redundantly reply to it twice.

He does this weird thing where he replies to a tweet. Then copies the reply and pastes it as a quote retweet

 

[AnOminous]

He does this weird thing where he replies to a tweet. Then copies the reply and pastes it as a quote retweet

It is because of his intense homosexuality. He thinks you won't notice it when he does that, even though everyone does.

 

[*sigh*]

He does this weird thing where he replies to a tweet. Then copies the reply and pastes it as a quote retweet

In theory, retweeting yourself will increase your impressions and engagements. G-d knows, he needs it.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I've spent my downtime trying to remember passwords and composing this limerick. Hello again!

There once was a debtor named Pat with a judgement that rivaled his fat
When it came time to pay, he was poor and quite gay
So he sucked himself into the black.

 

[Maude Snew]

Beautiful seems like a bit of a stretch. She's not completely fugly, in the sense that if I passed her on the street I wouldn't be thinking 'hoLEE SHIT that's one unfortunate lookin bitch!'. But she's not what I would consider attractive, let alone beautiful.

It's almost like he has to insist these things to himself, not just the internet.

Also it's odd you never see Niki making mirror posts like this. Have we ever seen her make a post to the effect of "thank the universe for my absolute stud of a husband, who is a wonderful provider, a genius author, and an amazing mechanic and sexy handyman around the house who builds incredible not backwards fences all by himself". Never seen her gargle his nuts on social media like Pat gargles his wife's nuts.

Why would she have a big online presence, not like she pretends to earn her money through something that would, like SEO or the like. Preposterous.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

It is because of his intense homosexuality. He thinks you won't notice it when he does that, even though everyone does.

Wrong as always aTalker. It's because he wants his number of tweets to match his weight in pounds.

As you can see he still has quite a long journey to even come close to that number, doesn't help his weight keeps increasing.

Also I noticed this while skimming his twitter

Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek)

A brave journalist interviewed @Penprince_ and I to bring this story of how black creators, especially those overseas, have to leap over both corrupt institutions and anonymous online white supremacists just to be seen...

nitter.net

Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek): "A brave journalist interviewed…

archived 14 Oct 2022 07:31:31 UTC

archive.ph

I decided to give the article read and noticed a detail that got a laugh out of me

Are they making that really autistic stupid bar confrontation which lead to that failed restraining order come off as some organized crime syndicate trying to do a hit on Fat?
here's the link and archive of the article if anyone else is interested in reading it:

First African-born Black Nebula Award winner faces death threats & hostile embassy to attend WorldCon

Undaunted by negative forces, Oghenechovwe stays the course on the no-stress-express.

sfbayview.com

First African-born Black Nebula Award winner faces death threats and …

archived 14 Oct 2022 07:40:29 UTC

archive.ph

It's funny Fat's getting lumped in with black people harassment despite the many crimes against humanity Fat has committed to black people in order to make his pepperoni.

 

[TheGuntinator]

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Does Pat know something we don’t? Since when did Cloudflare give the Farms DDoS protection again? Also, release the voicemail. I would like to see Pat’s credit report out of curiosity tbh.
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These lies are getting flat out fat out reTarded. Can't spend your way out of noT paying Quasi and blame us. This implies Pat is both stupid enough to 1) give his CC info to a a fucking troll and B) wouldnt immediately change his credit card info the moment he caught wind of this.

He does this weird thing where he replies to a tweet. Then copies the reply and pastes it as a quote retweet

Attention whores do it to maximize the number of people who see their epic owns, hot takes, and hilarious memes.

 

[The Feline Solution]

All of them sound like Pat with a dick in his ass.

The second he gets a solid buzz from alcohol he turns into a lisping faggot who lusts for nothing more than to get sodomized by some strapping urban youths. It's fucking uncanny.

He can't hide his extremly homosexual mannerisms even when sober but that fucking lisp and affectated cadence only come out when he's hammered. He sounds like he's giving his best John Waters impression on Josiah 5.
He still sounds kinda gay when he's talking when sober, mind, but after J5 no one can convince me that there's a single straight bone in that man's medically obese body.

All that manly-man stuff (which the idea of he seems to have completly adopted from late 80's media, not one original thought in that Pighead of his) is to hide his innate faggotry, we know this. Who knows, maybe he's so angry all the time because he has to repress his raging homolust.

 

[Path Wanderer]

He does this weird thing where he replies to a tweet. Then copies the reply and pastes it as a quote retweet

An affirmation of his triumph, child

 

[Broadside]

One of piggy's trolls is banned off twitter. Pat tweets about it twice for some reason.

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Lol is that what you call a victory, Pat? He'll be back online in an hour under a new account.

The way he has to paste that same comment, with new comments added to it that have to be pasted too each time now they're been added, suggests a real OCD type personality under stress.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Lol is that what you call a victory, Pat? He'll be back online in an hour under a new account

Wrong again, child. That stalker is already rotting in prison, where you too will soon be, sweet suckling infant baby child stalker. Wait for the knock.

 

[bile demon]

"They then progressed to posTing picTures of my wife as a caTgirl", Mr. Tomlinson told our reporters.

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I'm starting to think the ubiquitous shades on the head isn't to cover some sort of balding but is rather a comfort thing because Big Nikki is autistic. It'd explain so much.

That photo is peak fridgemode Nikki. She absolutely mogs Pat's wimpy physique here, especially when the infamous german restaurant photo is used as reference.

 

[AnOminous]

He still sounds kinda gay when he's talking when sober, mind, but after J5 no one can convince me that there's a single straight bone in that man's medically obese body.

You can tell that's his true voice because the more drunk he gets the more gay he sounds.

I'd say it would be nice if he came out but because he's the more Milwaukee (think Dahmer) type of homo, perhaps it's better he doesn't, it keeps his kill count down a bit when he has to hide it.