💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[CWCissey]

"Originally <x> didn't wasn't interested, but when they said they read my script, they came to me and said I MUST do this."
Re: Alex Bradley (lead animator), Jane Whedlin, Nichelle Nichols, Richard Schiff, and numerous B- and C-list celebrities.

Uhura's involved? Since when?

 

[Lithos]

Uhura's involved? Since when?

Prepare for the hurt.

She was involved in an abortion of a show that never even saw the light of Youtube. In fact, Cabonauts should've been the clearest case of "do not work with Hayden Black."

Oh, how could I forget the most infamous Haydenism:

"WORLD'S FIRST EVER IN THE HISTORY EVER!"

And to describe any show:

It's <famous show 1> meets <famous show 2>!

 

[_blank_]

Wow.

In every interview Hayden has given, there's a few phrases he uses over and over and over and over and over:

"Originally <x> didn't wasn't interested, but when they said they read my script, they came to me and said I MUST do this."
Re: Alex Bradley (lead animator), Jane Whedlin, Nichelle Nichols, Richard Schiff, and numerous B- and C-list celebrities.

"No one is doing this for money. This is a labor of love."
So no, he's not paying anyone at all. What he's paying everyone in is "exposure dollars".


More key phrases:
"We must have something special here if we have 4chan/8chan/Kiwi Farms hating on us."

"Obsessed."

"Terrorist cat ladies!"

"Paper, plastic, or douche."

Yeah, I'm late to the whole Hayden Black shitshow, so apologies about asking the obvious. All the same, "labor of love" my ass, when you have a person doing 50% of the work for you and apparently they are close to having to live in a fucking car, you can try to throw her a few bucks... y'know, if you're a competant human being.

 

[JU 199]

In every interview Hayden has given, there's a few phrases he uses over and over and over and over and over:

"Originally <x> didn't wasn't interested, but when they said they read my script, they came to me and said I MUST do this."
Re: Alex Bradley (lead animator), Jane Whedlin, Nichelle Nichols, Richard Schiff, and numerous B- and C-list celebrities.

"No one is doing this for money. This is a labor of love."
So no, he's not paying anyone at all. What he's paying everyone in is "exposure dollars".

Don't forget to use "tasty deal" when you need a euphemism for screwing someone over.

And this was posted back on Feb 16, so less than two weeks ago. Is Hayden not paying for his animators or is he letting her stay in his house while he walks around and devises clever jokes about minorities?

 

[Lithos]

Yeah, I'm late to the whole Hayden Black shitshow, so apologies about asking the obvious. All the same, "labor of love" my ass, when you have a person doing 50% of the work for you and apparently they are close to having to live in a fucking car, you can try to throw her a few bucks... y'know, if you're a competant human being.

If only he could pay them, but he's already deeply in debt. But even then, he probably would do everything not to pay them, as he's a total shyster. @varvarstvo has linked where two of his companies were suspended for not paying taxes. His third company is Black's home address, but someone else's name.

Did we check if it's his tranny girlfriend?

 

[JU 199]

@_blank_ Hayden is notorious for not paying for people's time and effort.

 

[CWCissey]

If only he could pay them, but he's already deeply in debt. But even then, he probably would do everything not to pay them, as he's a total shyster. @varvarstvo has linked where two of his companies were suspended for not paying taxes. His third company is Black's home address, but someone else's name.

Did we check if it's his tranny girlfriend?

Just wait for him to register his parents house in Salford as a new business!

The Inland Revenue DO NOT fuck about!

 

[女鬼]

His third company is Black's home address, but someone else's name.

Did we check if it's his tranny girlfriend?

No, it's someone named Jordan/Genoveva Winsen who appears to be yet another transwoman. Her LinkedIn page lists her as a "consultant" for Gen Zed.

She also has an IMDb page, but it doesn't mention Gen Zed. She's not listed in the cast&crew or on other GZ pages.
I don't know what her exact relation to Hayden is.
You can become a fan of hers on Facebook though.

 

[Lithos]

No, it's someone named Jordan/Genoveva Winsen who appears to be yet another transwoman. Her LinkedIn page lists her as a "consultant" for Gen Zed.
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She also has an IMDb page, but it doesn't mention Gen Zed. She's not listed in the cast&crew or on other GZ pages.
I don't know what her exact relation to Hayden is.
You can become a fan of hers on Facebook though.

:powerlevel: At the studio I wrote for, the folks would list people as "consultants" for even the most mundane reasons.:powerlevel:

In one interview, Hayden mentioned he had transgender people he talks to to make sure he doesn't go too far. In this case, "consultant" is "some tranny I met in a bar I call up and tell my jokes to".

 

[Mr Pizza]

Prepare for the hurt.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2hq09fEOEwShe was involved in an abortion of a show that never even saw the light of Youtube. In fact, Cabonauts should've been the clearest case of "do not work with Hayden Black."

Oh, how could I forget the most infamous Haydenism:

"WORLD'S FIRST EVER IN THE HISTORY EVER!"

And to describe any show:

It's <famous show 1> meets <famous show 2>!

I had no idea who Hayden Black was before this Gen Zed stuff and I this proves why. How does this guy keep doing... things?

 

[sassyma seed]

Cmon guys, give him a break over only having two animators, that's way more than you need.

I mean, Pixar is just John Lasseter with a worn down 2B pencil right?

 

[Kitlen]

Prepare for the hurt.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2hq09fEOEwShe was involved in an abortion of a show that never even saw the light of Youtube. In fact, Cabonauts should've been the clearest case of "do not work with Hayden Black."

Oh, how could I forget the most infamous Haydenism:

"WORLD'S FIRST EVER IN THE HISTORY EVER!"

And to describe any show:

It's <famous show 1> meets <famous show 2>!

Fuck me I couldn't make it even half way through that abortion of a trailer. Shit man, if I end up going to another panel I will legit be happy to see Nichelle but goddamn will I leave the room when this thing comes on.

 

[女鬼]

Fuck me I couldn't make it even half way through that abortion of a trailer. Shit man, if I end up going to another panel I will legit be happy to see Nichelle but goddamn will I leave the room when this thing comes on.

Don't worry about it, that show has been dead and buried since 2010.

It was announced as this big partnership with Dailymotion, they supposedly funded it in advance and secured exclusive rights to it, but it's no longer on the site and there's no evidence of anything having been filmed beyond the pilot.
Can't imagine what the feedback must've been like for them to drop it that fast.

For the masochists out there, there's an interview with Nichols on their old Youtube channel, though.

 

[Adamska]

Don't worry about it, that show has been dead and buried since 2010.

It was announced as this big partnership with Dailymotion, they supposedly funded it in advance and secured exclusive rights to it, but it's no longer on the site and there's no evidence of anything having been filmed beyond the pilot.
Can't imagine what the feedback must've been like for them to drop it that fast.

For the masochists out there, there's an interview with Nichols on their old Youtube channel, though.

I get the impression Hayden even lies about his funding to a significant degree. It's like he intentionally comes as close as possible to achieve a 100% truth failure, with only the tiniest amounts of his twaddle having any validity whatsoever.

 

[女鬼]

I get the impression Hayden even lies about his funding to a significant degree. It's like he intentionally comes as close as possible to achieve a 100% truth failure, with only the tiniest amounts of his twaddle having any validity whatsoever.

The partnership with Dailymotion was legit: there's some press releases form DM themselves here and here, as well as a certain amount of coverage on various blogs and sites, including Reuters.
Googling "dailymotion cabonauts" will bring up a fair bit of info.

Of course that doesn't tell us how much funding he recieved, but for once he's not lying about the series having been made in cooperation with Dailymotion.
I'm not very knowledgeable about how these business deals work, but it doesn't seem completely unlikely that such a partnership involved money- at the very least, DailyMotion must've paid him in exchange for securing exclusive rights to the first season.

That makes the fact that their famed deal went bellly up after one episode even more intriguing.


The DM press release says:

Yet the show obviously has terrible production values, its quality is on par with Gen Zed.

In my opinion, there's two possible hypotheses:

• Hayden displayed his usual incompetence; he waas incapable of making anything but an incredibly shitty show, even with corporate backing. The ratings/view counts were dismal so DM cut their losses quickly and kicked Strokeface to the curb.

• Hayden promised a HD, TV-quality show so he could get those sweet sweet corporate $$$, then pocketed most of the money and hastily cobbed together a product that cost as little effort and money as possible. DM saw the resulting low-effort, shoddily-made drivel, understood where their money had gone and pulled the plug.

Either way, Dailymotion did a 180 and backed out right after they saw the pilot, so it can't have been any good.
I still think Hayden got some money out of it, since he went on to make another shit show- the rebooted Goodnight Burbank- the very next year.

 

[Pikimon]

is this show out yet omfg

 

[Red_Rager]

is this show out yet omfg

He's working on it it. It will probably come out around the same time as Rev 60's pc port.

 

[creamyfanta]

No, it's someone named Jordan/Genoveva Winsen who appears to be yet another transwoman. Her LinkedIn page lists her as a "consultant" for Gen Zed.
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She also has an IMDb page, but it doesn't mention Gen Zed. She's not listed in the cast&crew or on other GZ pages.
I don't know what her exact relation to Hayden is.
You can become a fan of hers on Facebook though.

Hold up. Transgender? I thought it was tran sexual.
Edit: nice word filter
That's a pretty big goof in the SJW world.

 

[NegaCWC]

He's working on it it. It will probably come out around the same time as Rev 60's pc port.

I'd estimate after Chris takes down his ED page and all videos of his tour of the house.

 

[Hanamura]

Hold up. Transgender? I thought it was tran sexual.
Edit: nice word filter
That's a pretty big goof in the SJW world.

Both are pretty interchangeable when it comes down to it. Some people favor one over the other for whatever reason (ie. some people may not like transsexual because they feel it makes people confused and see it as a sexuality, some people may not like transgender because they feel it's too broad a term and lets the trenders in)