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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
A Grey Cat said:
coop, that's like asking why is someone claiming to be a socialist against the evils of capitalism while tweeting it on a 500 dollar iphone/laptop? Or why is someone claiming to be in desperate need of money when they just posed a brand new mint in box deluxe transformer toy?

Just don't question the tranch buddy, they're nothing but total hypocrites through and through.
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Not the tranch, the guy they're fighting with. I mean, the answer may be the same (🧩 ), but still though.
 
The tranch tries to art: (link)
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Oh, and happy belated birthday Phil! Way to retweet your own birthday announcement.
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I love the "security consulting" larp they're trying to pull off. Giving security advice to Kenyans. Holy shit.
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1567524781762973696 (archive.ph)
Sounds like his type of people, totally legit way of doing business.
We’re happy to address serious allegations of misconduct, but security comes before accountability.
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https://transrescue.org/media-and-contact (https://archive.ph/iuouO)
This dude is definitely keeping an eye on the books.
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Jennifer Willow List
Member, Managing Board, Treasurer
https://transrescue.org/transparency (https://archive.ph/g80pL)
 
Ninon42 said:
The tranch tries to art: (link)
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Why it's better to hire a normal-ass artist instead of a coombrained furry for your art, parts 47373625256474+:

- you'd have an artist who knows how to draw a quadrupedal animal that doesn't have tits, holy shit are those front legs FUCKED
- you'd have an artist who could render literally anything but fur, why is that flag so... hairy.
- you'd have an artist who could give you something with a strong silhouette and value levels well-optimized for silkscreening instead of this muddy-value mess.

As art in general, it's unremarkable ugly (though the fleece looks nice at a glance, likely because furry). On a shirt, this will look REMARKABLY like shit.
2/10, design to purpose.
 
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CalderaScar said:
They literally JUST had another GFM funded successfully, why the fuck has he been off his meds for so long?
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Almost every ADHD medication is a controlled substance. The ones that aren't, Strattera and Wellbutrin, either don't work very well for a person or its not what they're looking for because they just want to get high off Adderall, Dexedrine, Ritalin. Medicaid, the US public health payer for the poors, as a general rule will not prescribe controls as an ongoing prescription. This also often goes for cash pay because the good psychiatrists where you can basically custom order your meds are like $500/appointment. Penny aint affording that.

I don't know for sure what kind of insurance he has - if he's on Medicaid he's definitely frauding the system because there's no way his labor job income is under the paltry ~$15k income ceiling - but Kevin is on Medicaid Kaiser so it wouldn't surprise me if Penny was too.

Fun fact, methamphetamine is a control-ii that is indicated for ADHD, manufactured under the brand name Desoxyn. Penny tweaker arc when??? Obv refusing to prescribe meth to a true and honest woman is transphobia (:
 
BoobWhiskers said:
Why it's better to hire a normal-ass artist instead of a coombrained furry for your art, parts 47373625256474+:

- you'd have an artist who knows how to draw a quadrupled animal that doesn't have tits, holy shit are those front legs FUCKED
- you'd have an artist who could render literally anything but fur, why is that flag so... hairy.
- you'd have an artist who could give you something with a strong silhouette and value levels well-optimized for silkscreening instead of this muddy-value mess.

As art in general, it's unremarkable ugly (though the fleece looks nice at a glance, likely because furry). On a shirt, this will look REMARKABLY like shit.
2/10, design to purpose.
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Seriously, why not make it a cartoony, My Little Pony-ish drawing instead of that weird attempt at semi-realism? I can't draw a stickman to save my life, but even I could do something better with a few photos and an hour tinkering with Photoshop filters.
 
Corn Flakes said:
Seriously, why not make it a cartoony, My Little Pony-ish drawing instead of that weird attempt at semi-realism? I can't draw a stickman to save my life, but even I could do something better with a few photos and an hour tinkering with Photoshop filters.
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They're probably even INTO ponies, and so are the kind of people who'd be buying a Trancher shirt, so it'd make more sense.
 
notafederalagent said:
I love the "security consulting" larp they're trying to pull off. Giving security advice to Kenyans. Holy shit.
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Their "consultation" is going to get those people killed. Kenya is not rural Colorado and Phil has already proven to know jack shit about setting up a defensive position. I'm willing to bet the attack was the local thieves because I'm not seeing anything about it other than Phil's tweets. If they do get attacked I get the feeling it isn't going to end well.

From Trans Rescue

Third, Kenya is indeed dangerous – we picked a place with a wall, and it’ll take a lot of guts to attack a house full of people with good security (we’ve already made the house look a bit like a fortress – local thieves have been ‘pentesting’ it for us).
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I found the medkit if anyone happened to be wondering, its the North American Rescue M-FAK priced at $75 with bonus NAR branded mini sharpie. To be completely honest its a decent if a little bare bones IFAK, I personally would have spent a little extra to either get a decent pair of shears or one of those cutting hooks. The only thing to note is that Penny's photos almost exactly match the site's stock photos, which means they're actually treating like a legitimate medkit and not a prop or toy to be played with. Though there is something to be said about being familiar with your tools and supplies so they should probably have a spare kit to be practicing with, but I'll let him have this much for atleast having a decent medkit to begin with.

Website for the NAR M-FAK:
 
The Director said:
The only thing to note is that Penny's photos almost exactly match the site's stock photos, which means they're actually treating like a legitimate medkit and not a prop or toy to be played with.
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On the other hand, you should always customize your medkit for the emergencies you're most likely to find in your environment. I don't know what, exactly, Penny is trying to account for there. Whether it's gunshots from Earl (or, most likely, NDs from other Tranchers), or farm accidents. Either way, a fully stock medkit like that looks more like it's for show than something acquired with much thought put into it. And you're correct, some shears would be very useful there. Trying to cut through denim without good shears is hell.
 
Corn Flakes said:
On the other hand, you should always customize your medkit for the emergencies you're most likely to find in your environment. I don't know what, exactly, Penny is trying to account for there. Whether it's gunshots from Earl (or, most likely, NDs from other Tranchers), or farm accidents. Either way, a fully stock medkit like that looks more like it's for show than something acquired with much thought put into it. And you're correct, some shears would be very useful there. Trying to cut through denim without good shears is hell.
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So what medical emergencies would a tranch be likely to encounter? It seems likely most of them would be self-inflicted and not many medkits would have something appropriate:

  • amhole explosion (maybe some Krazy Glue)
  • smoke inhalation and burns from accidentally setting tranch on fire
  • bitten genitals from trying to rape livestock
  • scratches from forearms from trying to 41% with a plastic spork
  • blown out asshole from "burrito night"
  • electrical burns from janked electric wiring
 
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