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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Their alleged permaculture expert. Guy's a rabid retard fedposter on twatter (AnarchoJBean) while having actual feds for family.
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I wonder if his fedposting really had something to do with them getting their propane tank taken away... Could his parents been getting worried about his escalating anger and perhaps he has previously threatened blowing something up, or is just so mentally ill (besides trooning out, obviously) that it warrants such precautions?


Just stupid idea that came to me, but nothing really is impossible at the tranch... And fuck them for keeping their guns just laying around in house full of animals, in that picture one cat is looking really interested in them :(
 
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Their alleged permaculture expert. Guy's a rabid retard fedposter on twatter (AnarchoJBean) while having actual feds for family.
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Seriously, where does the Tranch keep finding these characters? Most trannies (and most normal people, to be fair), even the ones that spend their entire lives on twitter, are terminally boring. Yet the Tranch keeps attracting crazies like they're gravitationally bound to the place.
 
We're gonna be seeing those victory laps for a while. Just ignore them. Don't go interacting with the cow. All they did was annoy Null and get us to update your bookmarks twice. The sooner they decide to move on to another target for their gaslighting campaign, the sooner we can get back to rubbernecking in peace.
 
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Gofundme: Shitter's Clogged has reached its goal, and you know what that means:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1566576803392757760
Some lucky contestant has won a piece of sharpened sheet metal on a stick.

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That Jarrod video:




The part where he very slowly aims, failfires, cocks, aims again and misses his first shot is sort of a perfect summation of the Tranch firearms training. Speaking of, dunno if this has been noted before but they have a dedicated gun sperging twitter account now. Here's Phil retweeting himself retweeting himself:

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Misc funnies:

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You know, for all the accusations of persecution and bullying Kev & Tranch because they're trannies, that's just one thing.

These guys could be presenting themselves as Brave Kings taming the wild plains and harsh mountains of Colorado, producing their own food and raising their own animals, and they'd still be the same urban schlubs LARPing as farmers. They'd still be eating like bachelors straight out of their mothers' basements, living in a pigsty, making enemies with the locals, somehow being terminally online even though they supposedly have an imperial ton of farm work to do every day, letting their dwelling and farm go into disrepair, being weird thirsty sex-pests, and treating their animals and their guns like they're fucking toys. This whole things transcends gender, it's just a 30-car pileup of bad life decisions.

Really, even if Null forbid anyone from even mentioning gender in this website, this thread would have plenty of material to keep going. The transgender thing is just the low-hanging fruit, because these guys made the focal point of their entire lives, but in truth the whole thing is such a gigantic, pathetic mess of incompetence and drama that the fact they're trannies is just the cherry on top.
 
Did... did they not think of the fact, when naming their fedposting account 'Unicorn Battalion,' that the recently relevant thing that will spring to most people's minds is Azov Batallion? You know, the actual neonazi squad in Ukraine that everyone was tripping over themselves to try and ignore when the whole Russia/Ukraine Conflict kicked off?

Considering that they JUST got so bent out of shape about getting called right-wing over gun shit...
 
CalderaScar said:
They literally JUST had another GFM funded successfully, why the fuck has he been off his meds for so long?
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Same reason why he couldn't afford a $100 pair of actual workboots while buying a bottle of $150 Single Malt Scotch or couldn't afford to get his fucking teeth fixed while slobbering after a $700 pair of hipster moccassins.
 
CalderaScar said:
They literally JUST had another GFM funded successfully, why the fuck has he been off his meds for so long?
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Ghostse said:
Rocky II was New Money and less Nigger Rich. The line is thin, but New Money has more money coming in than going out, so either they are budgeting or their spending (and/or the spending of the people around) hasn't yet exceeded their cash flow. They just spend all their cash on cash on gaudy shit. i.e. Diddy wasn't nigger rich, he just spent the 90s & 00s living like he was. New Money, unlike mere Nigger Rich, CAN affect change on their life style by moving to a nicer place. They just usually pick the most gaudy McMansions possible.
Having your butler bring you a Natty Light to your infinity pool overlooking Austin is New Money behavior.
Tony Montana's mansion in Scarface is a great example of 80s New Money.

New Money often turns into Nigger Rich because they let their appetites eventually outstrip their wealth, or the money tap shuts off and they only consumed and never invested. See: MC Hammer, tons of atheletes, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
If New Money is able to avoid turning back into Nigger Rich, usually you will see a period of Clout Chasing. This smart New Money realizes they are too rich to hang out with the old crew because people are terrible. You can buy the entire neighborhood cars, and they'll expect you fix it the first time it breaks down, and they'll bitch about their insurance going up. You can buy them houses and they'll bitch that you aren't paying the taxes. And half of them will take out a home loan so they can start being Nigger Rich. Even if you're so inclined, you'll realize you can't make your poor friends stop being thinking and acting poor, and since they didn't even do the minimum effort you did to get wealthy (buying a lotto ticket, etc) they never respect the shit they're given.
So you can't live in the old 'hood anymore. You can try to move to the suburbs but you don't have enough space there to truly stretch your Nigger Rich roots, since the stuffy white people there not only call the cops for noise complaints but the cops actually show up, and the HOA stops you from parking twelve blinged out escalades on the street..
So you now start hanging out with upperclass people, and if you don't want to get looked down on, you have do everything they do - and everything you think they do. Which is how you end up with all the New Money aping the wealthy.

Although I think we probably need to start having Tranny Rich classification. Someone who the minute they get any money blows it on pretending to be a woman; dresses, voices lessons, hair removal, skull/adams apple shaving, castration, dick inversion. I mean Nigger Rich at least don't pay someone to destroy their bodies when they stumble into a windfall.



The access to new credit isn't a Nigger Rich behavior so much as something that allows someone to act Nigger Rich until the card starts getting declined.

Anyway, the Tranch is classic Nigger Rich behavior. New Tractor they don't need, plastic toys for Kevkev which wouldn't be worth more that few bucks even if they hadn't been infused with Tranny Stank. Costco runs with their carts loaded with microwave meals instead of staples.
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What would the right thread be for this 61 year old Colorado troon who just got caught trying to meet a 13 year old girl for sex?
Stating for fairness, CPP have over 200 catches and only a few of them have been trannies.

But it’s a small world, you have to wonder if the gang at the ranch or Bonners know this guy.
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Oxyjen said:
What would the right thread be for this 61 year old Colorado troon who just got caught trying to meet a 13 year old girl for sex?
Stating for fairness, CPP have over 200 catches and only a few of them have been trannies.

But it’s a small world, you have to wonder if the gang at the ranch or Bonners know this guy.
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If you can find an article about it (and remember to archive it), probably better to put it in A&H or some tranny crimes/grooming-specific megathread.
 
Lord of the Large Pants said:
Why would someone who apparently hates guns this much be a certified firearms instructor?
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coop, that's like asking why is someone claiming to be a socialist against the evils of capitalism while tweeting it on a 500 dollar iphone/laptop? Or why is someone claiming to be in desperate need of money when they just posed a brand new mint in box deluxe transformer toy?

Just don't question the tranch buddy, they're nothing but total hypocrites through and through.
 
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