Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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A New Kiwi said:
In 2011, people still viewed Chris as a harmless autistic guy that people were extremely cruel to for no good reason besides just being overgrown high school bullies.
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I kind of tuned out of the Chris chan content some time around 2010 for a few years but at that point people mostly knew him as "the weird sex tape guy" or "the guy who has all sorts of gross pics of him in diapers" kind of like how people view nickocado avocado today, People didn't really have sympathy for him. He was basically viewed as a freak at the circus back then (I wasn't super involved asides from reading ED and 4chan at that point though)

Johnny Eastwood cash said:
He be left with nothing especially after he is released either to live on the streets or live in a mental asylum for the rest of his life but if he is lucky he might end up getting to live with someone who will provide for him but I doubt that will happen
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Bold of you to assume he is sane enough to live with another person, even in their shed. Chris has gone shithouse rat insane and I'd be surprised if they let him back into society at all. He also probably still has all sorts of delusions of fame and godhood.
 
Johnny Eastwood cash said:
He be left with nothing especially after he is released either to live on the streets or live in a mental asylum for the rest of his life but if he is lucky he might end up getting to live with someone who will provide for him but I doubt that will happen
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Chris is a load. If someone took him in (and that's a BIG "if") it would last a few months at best before they got sick of his shit, both literal and figurative, and put him out on the street, with just enough money for a few days at a hotel.
 
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Jon Osterman said:
As a side note do we know of any time Chris effectively kept a secret?
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On the unlikely chance Chris did manage to keep a secret, how would we know about it? It's a secret.


Nicest Person on a Honda said:
If it is sold he will recieve enough money to have a down payment on a home,
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That depends on how it's sold. If it's foreclosed, Chris is fucked. There are also ways for Cole to fuck him if Cole cares to do so.
 
Nicest Person on a Honda said:
If Chris has a no contact order or barb dies when he gets out, I imagine he would move from ween to ween. He is e-famous enough to do that. That being said, I think a mental hospital is out of the question.
He will either be homeless (doubtful) or be some social service agent's caseload problem for eternity.
When barb dies he will get a share of the house, which may be sold or kept. If it is sold he will recieve enough money to have a down payment on a home, money that will be spent on toys immediately.
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Chris moving from person to person was the most realistic scenario in this forum. Users didn't know it would come about this quickly. I doubt Chris would stay with a ween for x amount of time, unless they want to get doxxed. I predicted Chris may become homeless, but that would have been after Barb's death. Now with the incest, VA law is in Chris favor, as they can't allow him to be homeless due to the tism. Chris barley knows how to maintain the house that he was kicked out of. I doubt Chris wants a share of 14 BLC, as he would want the whole house. Living in a mental hospital or a tard home is Chris' one saving grace.

The sad part is Chris refuses to admit what he did was wrong which led him into his current situation and deludes himself into thinking he'll return to 14 BLC by hook or by crook. Either way, Chris was going to be forced to leave sooner or later. I can only imagine waiting 5-10 years when Barb dies and a 50 year old Chris actually fending for himself for the first time after being kicked out the house by the bank. Remember, Chris refused to stay in his car for one night, instead stealing from his mom and using that money for a motel, just because he wanted comfort.

Boy did Bob waste a lot of money and property on two ingrates.
GreenHell said:
If someone took him in (and that's a BIG "if") it would last a few months at best before they got sick of his shit
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More like two weeks. I don't know of anyone who isn't Bob and Barb Chandler who spent decades with Chris, who is willing to spend months with the guy.
 
Nicest Person on a Honda said:
Slight correction, they can't let him be homeless for the first few months, after he falls off their case load he may be SOL.
Lord help the social worker assigned to Chris.
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I see. Thanks.

I agree with the social worker addition. If Chris didn't listen to his parents, he's not going to listen to a stranger. Unless the court states "Chris, listen to this individual or else no tugboat."

If the social worker will allow him, it will be very amusing seeing Chris making videos e-begging while talking shit about being assigned a wrangler.
 
A-№1 said:
On the unlikely chance Chris did manage to keep a secret, how would we know about it? It's a secret.
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Sorry I didn't phrase it 100% properly. He could have kept a secret for a troll gf or kept a secret for an extended period of time. Chris's life has become so much like the Truman Show that It'd be pretty unlikely that even if he was trying to keep something secret, there wouldn't be a way to figure it out anyways.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
A law is in Chris favor, as they can't allow him to be homeless due to the tism.
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Oh they can allow him to become homeless. They just can't make him homeless.


Jon Osterman said:
Chris's life has become so much like the Truman Show that It'd be pretty unlikely that even if he was trying to keep something secret, there wouldn't be a way to figure it out anyways.
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There are some things we still don't know, such as the 100% positive identity of The Magical Man. These qualify more as mysteries than secrets, however, since Chris isn't actually withholding the information. He simply isn't interested in it enough to be True and Honest about it.
 
Nicest Person on a Honda said:
Slight correction, they can't let him be homeless for the first few months, after he falls off their case load he may be SOL.
Lord help the social worker assigned to Chris.
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It's not really time-limited, they can't just say "lol homeless" and dump him on the streets, they have to give him some kind of accommodation, but if he immediately chimps out and gets chucked out onto the streets because of his own stupidity, that's on him.
 
AnOminous said:
but if he immediately chimps out and gets chucked out onto the streets because of his own stupidity, that's on him.
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If he chimps out they'll call the police and then it's back to jail and Western etc. or possibly Marion depending on how eager the court is to enforce his deferred disposition deal.

If he wanders off to find his sonichu temple or to sneak into a local cartoon pony convention or meet a new galpal or whatever else he's into, and he can't find his way back? Well let's just say nobody's going to go looking for him.

The one thing Chris has going for him is he's not on any meds (that I know of) to go off of or particularly enamored of any intoxicants. That's a common way people wander away from their placements. However he does have weens who will constantly be trying to lure him away from his placement.
 
A-№1 said:
If he wanders off to find his sonichu temple or to sneak into a local cartoon pony convention or meet a new galpal or whatever else he's into, and he can't find his way back? Well let's just say nobody's going to go looking for him.
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Is region ten government run? If it is and Chris is required to stay there, I'm pretty sure the government has a responsibility to protect him cause he's in their custody.
 
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Jon Osterman said:
Is region ten government run?
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IIRC it's a government agency, but a lot of the facilities it works with are private.

I'm pretty sure the government has a responsibility to protect him cause he's in their custody.
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It depends on the terms of his deferred disposition. If he's placed in a private facility he'll be a resident, not an inmate in custody. If he chooses to wander off on his own volition, they likely won't be able to stop him (and will probably be happy to see him go). He'll have to break the law again to be taken back into custody. If Virginia wants to force Chris to be contained, they'll have to send him to somewhere like Western or Marion.


Ophelia said:
I worry about weens or alogs getting him addicted to something.
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Unless they're willing to be his constant suppliers, it would probably be difficult to get Chris to maintain a drug habit. He'd likely end up wasting a lot of tugboat smoking parsley flakes and snorting sweet-n-low.

Besides, he's already addicted to some lego.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I would figure a spawn of Barb would have learned something like "dump her corpse in the dreaming studio and keep embezzling her checks".

Yeah those last uncensored letters from him wishing her dead, or else sending goons to force her out or else put her in jail, simply because it was keeping him from going back home really laid bare the real Chris Chan. A lot of Chris's nonsense could be explained away in the past by him just being Chris and retarded, but the last batch of his stuff really exposed just what kind of horrible person he really is, deep down.
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A bizarre mash up of Eddy Gein and Karl Tanzler, a suitable end for our boy.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I would figure a spawn of Barb would have learned something like "dump her corpse in the dreaming studio and keep embezzling her checks".
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Hauling her corpse to the dreaming studio would take too much elbow greased effort.

He'd just leave her corpse where it lies and let Barb slowly become one with the hoard.
 
Ophelia said:
I worry about weens or alogs getting him addicted to something.
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Chris is not opposed to using pot. At the risk of being the "Just say no" guy, a person with that level of skitzo/mental problems should not be using any drugs not prescribed by a doctor. I think someone gave him some hallucinagens and fried his brain, probably the idea guys.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I would figure a spawn of Barb would have learned something like "dump her corpse in the dreaming studio and keep embezzling her checks".

Yeah those last uncensored letters from him wishing her dead, or else sending goons to force her out or else put her in jail, simply because it was keeping him from going back home really laid bare the real Chris Chan. A lot of Chris's nonsense could be explained away in the past by him just being Chris and retarded, but the last batch of his stuff really exposed just what kind of horrible person he really is, deep down.
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Chris gets tired just by standing up much less lifting a corpse.
 
A-№1 said:
He'd just leave her corpse where it lies and let Barb slowly become one with the hoard.
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More than likely he would delude himself into believing he could eventually bring her back to life. He would have likely stuffed her into the refrigerator and continued life as normal. He would have of course soul bonded with her for a while before doing this. This is pre-jail Chris who would have been fine keeping Barb alive as a living sex vegetable. Post-jail Chris probably feels Barb betrayed him in some way and now sees her death as a necessity to get his house back.
 
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