🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%

  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%

  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%
  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
toilet_rainbow said:
There's always something new when she writes her munchie laundry list.

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Arthritis, "mild" agoraphobia? No shit you have high blood pressure!
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And Borderline Personality Disorder? Not to mention C-PTSD, which is very often what Borderliners get diagnosed with before getting a full-blown BPD diagnosis? Well, no fucking shit.

I have her pegged as a Narcissist because her self-image seems way too stable for BPD; she's not engaged in overt acts of self-harm; doesn't appear to have any sort of genuine suicidal ideation; and while she does engage in devaluation of others, she doesn't engage in the other extreme of idealizing them. She does have a high need for attention, which may stem from abandonment issues, but I don't see the kind of desperate people-pleasing behavior and sudden shifts in self-presentation that Borderliners (and Histrionics) tend to engage in.

She's got the raging sense of entitlement and exemption all Narcissists have. She places unrealistically high value on her abilities (thinking her art is good enough to sell, and that she could make a living at it). She uses the animals as sources of uncritical affection, as well as props for her inflated idea of herself as a "rescuer," and to manipulate others into sending her money by eliciting pity—interpersonal exploitation extends to pets, too, and we also saw it in her refusal to adopt her cousin's kids because she wouldn't get paid to do it. Josh is no sweetheart, but she's got him wrapped around her finger, and if he ever showed signs of gaining independence from her, she'd sabotage them; if Josh loses his current job, it's most likely to be due to prioritizing Polissa's excessive demands over his employer's. And, of course, she's always the victim, and she's never wrong—which is just straight-up NPD shit.

toilet_rainbow said:
This is also the only time I've seen her with glasses:

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Deathfats and cat-eye frames, man. It's such a cliché by now.
 
Kvervandi said:
When she says her stove is broke, is it the cooktop or the oven or both? If it is the cooktop, she could find a cheap hotplate to use through something like FB marketplace for cooking things like eggs for her homemade JD Bowls. If her oven is broke, dunno about her area, but here toaster ovens are fairly common finds at second-hand stores, but also on FB. Though I am skeptical the oven actually is broke and she isn't just being a lazy faggot. Landlord is supposed to fix the shit, if not, complain to the housing authority as they are on le Section 8, clearly.
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On the stove (two years ago):
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On the landlord (3 years ago):
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But I think she has also mentioned he isn't responsible for appliances. She's a liar, and it is hard to keep track of her lies.
 
𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 said:

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More recipes that she is too fat and lazy to make
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Everything by budgetbytes has turned out well for me and I’m not a chef by far.
The recipes also do well with substitutes if you want to tweak ingredients.
 
Kvervandi said:
If that is a spaghetti squash, it is on the small side. Those tomatoes hurt to look at. They were clearly producing and if she had just kept them in water and a regular feeding schedule, would have been fine and given her enough to can some up. Imagine they grifted money for that project just to have it go to shit due to their own negligence. AL has a long growing season, so also sad.

When she says her stove is broke, is it the cooktop or the oven or both? If it is the cooktop, she could find a cheap hotplate to use through something like FB marketplace for cooking things like eggs for her homemade JD Bowls. If her oven is broke, dunno about her area, but here toaster ovens are fairly common finds at second-hand stores, but also on FB. Though I am skeptical the oven actually is broke and she isn't just being a lazy faggot. Landlord is supposed to fix the shit, if not, complain to the housing authority as they are on le Section 8, clearly.
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She supposedly doesn't have a working stove/oven, but has a hot plate, microwave, crock pot, a grill. So she can cook things but is just too lazy. Hell, Walmart has bagged salads for like $3 and whole rotessire chickens for $5. That's actually a pretty good chicken Caesar salad combo for multiple meals and it is literally zero effort to make. You could even throw in a 2 liter of Mountain Thunder or whatever the Walmart generic of Mello Yello is for another $1.

ETA - I highly doubt she has actually ever contacted her landlord. Most rentals are very strict about animals, like maybe (if you pay more) you can have a cat or small dog. There's no way a landlord would be ok with a dozen animals, especially when they are not being taken care of.
 
I am Jack's dead arm said:
ETA - I highly doubt she has actually ever contacted her landlord. Most rentals are very strict about animals, like maybe (if you pay more) you can have a cat or small dog. There's no way a landlord would be ok with a dozen animals, especially when they are not being taken care of.
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This is the secret reason that nothing ever gets fixed in her rental.

Can't ask the landlord or a maintenance guy to come inside to check out a leaky sink or a broken stove, because that means he'll find your dozen cats and their horrifying litterbox situation.

Normal renters quietly move their cat and telltale cat accessories to a friend's place when it's inspection time or when they need to have the plumber in. This is probably what "mutual aid" means, because then you can house your friend's kitty when their complex is doing the same.

(By not having a yearly inspection, Polissa's landlord is the architect of his own doom. Nobody deserves these two as tenants, but this kind of abuse can't be a surprise.)
 
also, if you have been there a long time and have been a great tenant the entire time, they will often play 'I totally believe that you're just pet sitting these extra animals winkwink' because a great tenant is hard to find. That all rests on the great tenant part because a great tenant takes care of the animals and property.
 
I am Jack's dead arm said:
She supposedly doesn't have a working stove/oven, but has a hot plate, microwave, crock pot, a grill. So she can cook things but is just too lazy. Hell, Walmart has bagged salads for like $3 and whole rotessire chickens for $5. That's actually a pretty good chicken Caesar salad combo for multiple meals and it is literally zero effort to make. You could even throw in a 2 liter of Mountain Thunder or whatever the Walmart generic of Mello Yello is for another $1.

ETA - I highly doubt she has actually ever contacted her landlord. Most rentals are very strict about animals, like maybe (if you pay more) you can have a cat or small dog. There's no way a landlord would be ok with a dozen animals, especially when they are not being taken care of.
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'Multiple meals'

I feel like you don't know Polly too well
 
She sorta seems like someone we might see on My 600lb Life in a few years. She is the same kind of whiner that ends up on the show for absolute sure.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Basically. Her tomatoes look like shit. She isn't bothering to water them. Her gourd plants are also getting choked out by grass, since she probably can't physically bend over to weed. She posted a 'harvest' of a handful of yellow tomatoes and a few bush beans. It was maybe enough to make a side and a sauce. Which she apparently can't even do, because Poor Polly doesn't have the resources/time/energy to cook! She can't unwrap a pound of beef, boil some pasta and microwave a bag of frozen veggies to make a meal, I have no idea how she thinks she's going to be able to do anything with a squash.
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I can't tell if that's the most pathetic spaghetti squash I've ever seen or if our gorl let her yellow summer squash get so huge it's going to be woody and inedible.

Tomatoes and beans look decent, but she should be getting a much better yield in Alabama in August. Also, leave it to Polissa to grow fancy heirloom varieties instead of getting more bang for her buck from boring old normie seeds. Heirloom varieties are awesome, but whatever she's doing ain't it.
 
Kvervandi said:
She sorta seems like someone we might see on My 600lb Life in a few years. She is the same kind of whiner that ends up on the show for absolute sure.
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I already see it now. She’s already very sediment, she’s going to just lay in bed for six weeks and gain weight. when six weeks is up, it will be too hard/painful for her so she will continue to lay in bed, eat and gain weight. Where is Dr Now when you need him?
 
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Yeah I don’t think I would take medical advice from Polissa. Especially if she’s presumably high off her rocker at the moment.
 
A-Stump said:
A six week recoup is something you'd see in OPEN HEART SURGERY.
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PL: My dad had open heart surgery, and they wanted him moving around as soon as reasonable. He even had bedside PT, and exercises to do to keep from getting pneumonia.
Owls Owls Owls said:
She has talked about the TV situation before.

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And here's some more of Polly's memorable tweets from the E-Beggars thread, courtesy of @toilet_rainbow. Can you believe at one point they only had 6 breakfast bowls and 9 canned sodas? To share between the two of them! The absolute HORROR.

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Someone enlighten me, what in the world is a "near electrical fire?" Fire is one of those binary things; it's either on fire, or it fucking isn't.
CaseyTatumm said:
I bet it would feel better if she got out of bed.
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The best thing to manage sciatic pain is moving and gentle stretches.
 
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