🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Rewire Tea]

Dog (does she still have one? I lost track) needs to go for the bathroom.

She does, his name's Dobby.

Y'know the disposable pads people use for housebreaking puppies or for elderly/disabled dogs? I'm betting Dobby does his business on one of those if he's lucky, or maybe newspapers.

 

[MetalParakeet]

For the pets, they'll do the same thing they always do.
Nothing.

I wish there was a cry react for stuff like this

 

[Rewire Tea]

I genuinely could not afford to feed a growing family on the kind of expensive trash she thinks she is too good to eat. To be fair, my children would also get rickets from the malnutrition, so I wouldn’t want to.

But damn, canned tomatoes, pasta, rice, lentils, beans, eggs - these are your friends when you’re tight for money. 15 dollars is a lot of money for dinner for two people. I would expect to feed my whole family for the day on that, without struggling.

No one is too good to eat staples like pasta and rice and potatoes. They are staples for a reason. Man, learn to make fucking soup. Soup is how everyone stays fed when you are broke as fuck. Soup and the end of day clearance bread and rolls from the supermarket.

How did she grow up tight for money and not know these things?

Poorlissa's lack of life skills/poor skills is a mystery.

I've accidentally made a lentil "chili" before (I was aiming to make soup, mashing a couple recipes together, but it got too thick) that was pretty badass, even w/o meat.

 

[Fareal]

Poorlissa's lack of life skills/poor skills is a mystery.

I've accidentally made a lentil "chili" before (I was aiming to make soup, mashing a couple recipes together, but it got too thick) that was pretty badass, even w/o meat.

Canned tomatoes, stock cube, herbs, canned lentils, spaghetti = lentil bolognese.

Honestly, if you can use the internet and open tins, there are resources everywhere for making very decent meals easily and cheaply. Yes, if you’re skint, you’re looking for non meat protein sources like beans and eggs. Yes, if you’re poor, you’re going to be eating quite a lot of beans and rice. It’s a damn sight better than eating nothing.

If she grifted for tinned food/dried staples, she’d get on a lot better than grifting for cash. And tbh you can make pretty much any damn thing in a crockpot and a microwave. Again, the internet.

But why do we waste this wisdom on someone who got her uterus deletus for reasons she appears not to quite understand.

 

[Breadbear]

She has an air fryer, a crockpot, and a microwave. She has what she needs to cook.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Canned tomatoes, stock cube, herbs, canned lentils, spaghetti = lentil bolognese.

Honestly, if you can use the internet and open tins, there are resources everywhere for making very decent meals easily and cheaply. Yes, if you’re skint, you’re looking for non meat protein sources like beans and eggs. Yes, if you’re poor, you’re going to be eating quite a lot of beans and rice. It’s a damn sight better than eating nothing.

If she grifted for tinned food/dried staples, she’d get on a lot better than grifting for cash. And tbh you can make pretty much any damn thing in a crockpot and a microwave. Again, the internet.

But why do we waste this wisdom on someone who got her uterus deletus for reasons she appears not to quite understand.

She has an air fryer, a microwave, and an alleged "talented chef" for a husband, but they still prefer the hideous breakfast bowls because they take less time to cook.

Polissa you dumb cunt, you can make more than 7 meals out of that.

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edit: she deleted the tweet to remove "Fuck you!" and reposted it (or however you do that with Twitter). I've got the screenshot if anyone wants it, but no reason to flood the thread.

Time that she would rather spend online, crying for help that never comes.

It mystifies me how she can say Josh is any kind of chef when he apparently thinks frozen breakfast bowls are the same in flavor or nutritional value than anything freshly made.

ETA:
Look, more people being reasonable. She will definitely post an excuse.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

Back in the old thread, she used to at least pretend she was going to use her fryerS by begging for air fryer meals now and then but I guess she decided it was too much work because she sure didn't buy any and it was never spoken of again.

Mysteriously, the microwave and the ice maker she conned someone into paying for never blow up from being plugged into her slum house electricity.

She really didn't realize announcing her plot to marinate in bed washing with baby wipes, huffing dirty cat box air, with sodas and Crayolas for six weeks was going to get her side eyed? I know she's a nut case and a shitty liar and I didn't even expect something so overreaching. I thought for sure she would say 1-2 and then draw it out for a while saying her boo-boo still hurts.

Those women are very kind to pretend they think there is a mix-up and to waste their time trying to help her take care of herself.

 

[Jeep1971]

Back in the old thread, she used to at least pretend she was going to use her fryerS by begging for air fryer meals now and then but I guess she decided it was too much work because she sure didn't buy any and it was never spoken of again.

Mysteriously, the microwave and the ice maker she conned someone into paying for never blow up from being plugged into her slum house electricity.

She really didn't realize announcing her plot to marinate in bed washing with baby wipes, huffing dirty cat box air, with sodas and Crayolas for six weeks was going to get her side eyed? I know she's a nut case and a shitty liar and I didn't even expect something so overreaching. I thought for sure she would say 1-2 and then draw it out for a while saying her boo-boo still hurts.

Those women are very kind to pretend they think there is a mix-up and to waste their time trying to help her take care of herself.

I honestly think that they have outdated wiring and these appliances "burn up" because of the heavy load.

Spoiler: Slight PL

I live in a 70 yr old house, if my dishwasher is running, I can't use the microwave without risking the breaker tripping off. So I just don't overload it.

They are also absolutely the type to have fucking extension cords running all over the house for her fans,phone chargers,etc.

 

[A-Stump]

A six week recoup is something you'd see in OPEN HEART SURGERY.

@Bulk Shopping For Freedom

Yeah it's so weird how only the things which would inconvenience her being a lazy shitbag are affected. Icebox? That's fine. Two phones? Well maybe one now since Joh might have chimped out and broke one...fine. The microwave, something which pulls a lot of electricity at once and is super prone to breaking due to electrical problems? No that's fine.

I'm convinced Joh likely broke their TV given his apparently violent tendencies but who knows.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

I'm convinced Joh likely broke their TV given his apparently violent tendencies but who knows.

She has talked about the TV situation before.



And here's some more of Polly's memorable tweets from the E-Beggars thread, courtesy of @toilet_rainbow. Can you believe at one point they only had 6 breakfast bowls and 9 canned sodas? To share between the two of them! The absolute HORROR.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I honestly think that they have outdated wiring and these appliances "burn up" because of the heavy load.

Spoiler: Slight PL

I live in a 70 yr old house, if my dishwasher is running, I can't use the microwave without risking the breaker tripping off. So I just don't overload it.

They are also absolutely the type to have fucking extension cords running all over the house for her fans,phone chargers,etc.

I could see that. They have a few ACs and fans running don’t they?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

So is the garden dead from neglect yet?

 

[glass_houses]

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[Rewire Tea]

I live in a 70 yr old house, if my dishwasher is running, I can't use the microwave without risking the breaker tripping off. So I just don't overload it.

My house is closer to 80 years old, but if someone hadn't gutted and redone the electrical with a new panel and everything ~10-15 years ago, I'd be in the same boat. Lived in an apartment that would do that if you had the stove (electric) and the kettle going.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

As if you ever cook or clean.

 

[Simon]

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As if you ever cook or clean.

Lol yeah and that's not 'bedrest', dumbass. Just admit you used that term for pity points online.

 

[Montage]

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As if you ever cook or clean.

She's acting like she got a c-section.

 

[bitchfit]

Light activity =/= bedrest

Pray for Dobby and the cats.


//Edit:
"I still don't have my pain managed."

Say what? But muh Norcos. Here comes the grifting for "medicine".

 

[Fareal]

She has an air fryer, a crockpot, and a microwave. She has what she needs to cook.

I have literally catered events with this kit. She can sure as fuck cook some dinner.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I genuinely could not afford to feed a growing family on the kind of expensive trash she thinks she is too good to eat. To be fair, my children would also get rickets from the malnutrition, so I wouldn’t want to.

But damn, canned tomatoes, pasta, rice, lentils, beans, eggs - these are your friends when you’re tight for money. 15 dollars is a lot of money for dinner for two people. I would expect to feed my whole family for the day on that, without struggling.

No one is too good to eat staples like pasta and rice and potatoes. They are staples for a reason. Man, learn to make fucking soup. Soup is how everyone stays fed when you are broke as fuck. Soup and the end of day clearance bread and rolls from the supermarket.

How did she grow up tight for money and not know these things?

I am seriously considering opening a "poorfag Kiwi resource/ Kiwi cookbook" thread. You guys are making me hungry with your poverty meals.

With my family, gumbo is basically glorified garbage stew with rice added. My Cajun mother is very insistent that certain things do not go into a gumbo, but also admitted growing up that her grandparents and mom would dump whatever they had in the house into a pot and simmer it for gumbo. I don't eat it extremely often, but it's fantastic during a very cold night. Red beans and rice is another common struggle meal. (Honestly, when you get right to it, a lot of Cajun food can be described as "struggle meals" if you look at the ingredients haha)

Her mother and Mamaw (c'mon, Polly, at least call her Memaw if you're gonna be hick about it) clearly didn't teach her any skills. Her entire family evidently just took care of her without trying to teach her, or if they did, Polissa is so entitled and lazy that she didn't bother. Considering how she treated her family on her birthday, they must be trying to appease an angry abusive baby all the time.

She's said she doesn't have a working stove and folks have mentioned she should just get an air fryer so she can use it to cook lots of random shit alongside the crockpots she keeps somehow destroying. She could easily just add an air fryer to the ol' grift list and be fine and dandy.

Of course with people addicted to hyper processed crap it's all about instant gratification when you eat processed food because it's quite addictive. Even if she had to option to have fresh, homecooked meals because of her insane habit with the soft drinks and breakfast bowls she would likely go back to those most of the time because of that instant gratification.

She probably won't take everyone's good advice on cheap meals because we are all 400 pound basement dwellers attached to our chairs

She's turned down I presume homemade chicken wings before because "muh aversions" despite that she evidently ate enough of them to know that she liked the fucking things. It's just that her brain suddenly told her they were poison, y'all! Meanwhile she got super excited to be given Malibu rum.

She also has at least two or even three air fryers from what I've tracked in this thread. She has air fryers. She does not need anymore of them. Clean the fucking baskets, Polissa. There are even air fryer liners but I don't know how effective they are or if they'd be safe since I could see Polissa just keeping one in there until they're charred or catch on fire.

No help has come.

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Bitch is lying. She got interaction, it was just the cat lady calling out her bullshit on the six week bed rest.

She does, his name's Dobby.

Y'know the disposable pads people use for housebreaking puppies or for elderly/disabled dogs? I'm betting Dobby does his business on one of those if he's lucky, or maybe newspapers.

I'm pretty sure I got a cap or archive of this, but she used to beg for puppy pads for the animals. Dobby is 100% pissing on pee pads.

She has an air fryer, a crockpot, and a microwave. She has what she needs to cook.

They also had a grill at one point. One of the receipts had her buying stuff for shrimp skewers, including charcoal and the actual skewers.

She has an air fryer, a microwave, and an alleged "talented chef" for a husband, but they still prefer the hideous breakfast bowls because they take less time to cook.




Time that she would rather spend online, crying for help that never comes.

It mystifies me how she can say Josh is any kind of chef when he apparently thinks frozen breakfast bowls are the same in flavor or nutritional value than anything freshly made.

ETA:
Look, more people being reasonable. She will definitely post an excuse.

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Joh also couldn't seem to figure out what to do with what little they had one night, which included ground beef. Ground beef is $10 a pound in my area so them whining that they only had ground beef is making me lowkey salty. I want a hamburger steak now, hmm. Meanwhile us basement dwelling Kiwis suggested things like meatloaf, hamburger steak, and just plain beef tacos.

Back in the old thread, she used to at least pretend she was going to use her fryerS by begging for air fryer meals now and then but I guess she decided it was too much work because she sure didn't buy any and it was never spoken of again.

Mysteriously, the microwave and the ice maker she conned someone into paying for never blow up from being plugged into her slum house electricity.

She really didn't realize announcing her plot to marinate in bed washing with baby wipes, huffing dirty cat box air, with sodas and Crayolas for six weeks was going to get her side eyed? I know she's a nut case and a shitty liar and I didn't even expect something so overreaching. I thought for sure she would say 1-2 and then draw it out for a while saying her boo-boo still hurts.

Those women are very kind to pretend they think there is a mix-up and to waste their time trying to help her take care of herself.

I honestly think that they have outdated wiring and these appliances "burn up" because of the heavy load.

Spoiler: Slight PL

I live in a 70 yr old house, if my dishwasher is running, I can't use the microwave without risking the breaker tripping off. So I just don't overload it.

They are also absolutely the type to have fucking extension cords running all over the house for her fans,phone chargers,etc.

That is plausible considering the house is from like the 1940s according to Zillow, and it's Section 8. Still interesting that she hasn't had to replace microwaves when everything else breaks on her. She has also admitted to just throwing away perfectly good items like reusable plates because she doesn't want to clean them, though, so I can also see her being lazy enough to just toss a crockpot because she's too lazy to rinse after eating or just using a crockpot liner to cook.

She has talked about the TV situation before.

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And here's some more of Polly's memorable tweets from the E-Beggars thread, courtesy of @toilet_rainbow. Can you believe at one point they only had 6 breakfast bowls and 9 canned sodas? To share between the two of them! The absolute HORROR.

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I have Facebook posts regarding this too!



Remember, she bought a tablet with the first round of Trump Bucks. So what happened to the tablet in like three months?





Go touch grass. I heard it's good for fibromyalgia. Just don't smoke it, please.

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As if you ever cook or clean.

That is not bed rest, dumbass. And plenty of people cook and clean after laparoscopic surgery, they just have to be careful with it. I know people that have had gastric bypass surgery and they were working with restrictions within less than a week after surgery. And motherfuckers had stomach removed and intestines rearranged.

"I still don't have my pain managed"

So she either took all the Norco in one day or is gonna beg for weed again. Greedy addicted cunt.

Light activity =/= bedrest

Pray for Dobby and the cats.


//Edit:
"I still don't have my pain managed."

Say what? But muh Norcos. Here comes the grifting for "medicine".

One of the cats has to wear a diaper too. So is the diaper getting changed at all or

I don't even remember seeing diapers on her wishlists oh wait oh god

brb I'm feeling Jim Carrey Grinch style atm