Ralph's Whores - Fat alcoholic looking to hire blacked hafa Whore.

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Bush King said:
Met half a dozen strippers through a friend of a friend at a party. They were some very nice, very intelligent women. Very limited social media presence, very tame work (just service and dancing at clubs), very intelligent too. Not smart smart, but they all dropped out of school and worked drink service before moving to stripping because of the cash, and they all owned gigantic houses at 25-30 that were well on the way to being paid off. They'd let you do a line off their ass, but you couldn't film it and they wouldn't take it themselves.

There's a lesson there. Don't pimp yourself out for peanuts, blow your pussy all over the internet, and then get so fucked up on drugs that you need to resort to get fucked by RALPHAMALEs to make rent.
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Well they can't be that smart, they're still hookers. There are far better ways to make money, you just need to play your cards right. Unless you are forced to live in a turd-world country there are better get rich quick schemes than debasing yourself. I feel no sympathy.
 
Apochrypha said:
Well they can't be that smart, they're still hookers. There are far better ways to make money, you just need to play your cards right. Unless you are forced to live in a turd-world country there are better get rich quick schemes than debasing yourself. I feel no sympathy.
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They were making thousands a week when most of the world was in a lockdown and earning nothing. They all have investment portfolios when most people their age are struggling to pay rent.

They probably don't need your sympathy.
 
Bush King said:
They were making thousands a week when most of the world was in a lockdown and earning nothing. They all have investment portfolios when most people their age are struggling to pay rent.

They probably don't need your sympathy.
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Look you can keep defending whoring all you want but it won't change the fact that there are still better ways to make just as much money as a woman. Most of the time as a stripper or prostitute, it's very difficult to leave those industries because many potential employers will look at your employment history and toss you aside. It's a horrible stigma to have follow you for the rest of your life. Sure the world is more accepting than before, but many people still aren't, especially in a place of business.

Lots of girls out there who got into it and couldn't leave even if they wanted to because they gave up their chance at an education to pursue stripping and prostitution. Then they just convince themselves they're fine with it and it's "empowering" which is just a cope to deal with the fact they are miserable. I personally know a few. Even if it's just a side hustle while you're in university, you're leaving behind a paper trail that could really hurt you if you aren't careful.

If they were smart they'd know there are better options.
 
Excellent, I found the Corinne thread! She just said, ”Dude this is serious,” on KC, and I began screaming autisticalily. That’s the thing, she lacks the self-awareness to even see the absurdity. That’s why I’m screaming.
 
Apochrypha said:
Look you can keep defending whoring all you want but it won't change the fact that there are still better ways to make just as much money as a woman. Most of the time as a stripper or prostitute, it's very difficult to leave those industries because many potential employers will look at your employment history and toss you aside. It's a horrible stigma to have follow you for the rest of your life. Sure the world is more accepting than before, but many people still aren't, especially in a place of business.

Lots of girls out there who got into it and couldn't leave even if they wanted to because they gave up their chance at an education to pursue stripping and prostitution. Then they just convince themselves they're fine with it and it's "empowering" which is just a cope to deal with the fact they are miserable. I personally know a few. Even if it's just a side hustle while you're in university, you're leaving behind a paper trail that could really hurt you if you aren't careful.

If they were smart they'd know there are better options.
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Why would you want a real job when at 30 you have enough investments to retire and live off dividends?
 
Okay say you are a whore. Sure you have to put up with a shit ugly goblin like Ralph. But he has no stamina, your life is hell anyway that you only get through by doing this for $$$ to buy sweet drugs to escape, and the faster he is done the faster you can leave.

Now assuming sex is already just a job for you and there is no such thing as the ‘Chad John’ who is hot and rich and gets you off with his dong game, there is worse things than a shithead fatso that is a one pump chump so you can go erase the memory with the meth pipe. Like grandpas with viagra or something. Oh god what if Ralph took Viagra beforehand and Meigh had a strap on?
 
Bush King said:
Why would you want a real job when at 30 you have enough investments to retire and live off dividends?
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The women you are generally describing are not generally representative of their industry and role. What you described is not the average stripper. It's even possible some of what you were told was false.

There are well put together drug dealers with investment portfolios as well. It doesn't make drug dealing a good option, even at the top of the profession in terms of competency and risk management.

As for Ralph, this is no shock. Fucking pornstars and regular whores is very on brand for the Ralphamale. Despite the sizes of his gunt and his dick he has a sexual appetite to match his trash burger appetite, and it's not like he can go to the bar and pick up a young honey when he feels like it. With whoring, he can fuck women who would cross the street to avoid him. Not surprising at all.
 
Does this mean there could be a video of Jaimie Vine riding Ralph like a waterbed on her OF? Is it common practice for whores to film and upload their customers to their OF?
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TriggerMeElmo said:
"Andy Kauffman shirt" Stupid wigger can't even spell the man's last name correctly.
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So why would Andy Kaufman be on Ralph’s mind? It’s such a random thing. Well, Kaufman is famous for allegedly faking his own death. Combining that fact with the Mexico info I wonder if Ralph is considering faking his death and fleeing the country. The problem with his plan is, he will probably actually die first.
 
OffRecord said:
So why would Andy Kaufman be on Ralph’s mind? It’s such a random thing. Well, Kaufman is famous for allegedly faking his own death. Combining that fact with the Mexico info I wonder if Ralph is considering faking his death and fleeing the country. The problem with his plan is, he will probably actually die first.
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It turns out he was buying the shirt that Kaufman wore during his publicity stunt of wrestling women.
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Credit goes to @CringeMomma

EDIT: Out of curiosity, I looked at what this would cost and here's the result (assuming he bought it from this website):

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Money well spent on a gimmick. I'm sure your bastard son really appreciates the gesture.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
It turns out he was buying the shirt that Kaufman wore during his publicity stunt of wrestling women.
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Credit goes to @CringeMomma

EDIT: Out of curiosity, I looked at what this would cost and here's the result (assuming he bought it from this website):

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Money well spent on a gimmick. I'm sure your bastard son really appreciates the gesture.
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$41.31 spent on made in China cloth with paint that may or may not be poisonous.
Absolute state of the grift right.

That shirt legitimately looks lower effort and quality than Metokur merch, really thought it was Ralph's own.
 
AltisticRight said:
$41.31 spent on made in China cloth with paint that may or may not be poisonous.
Absolute state of the grift right.

That shirt legitimately looks lower effort and quality than Metokur merch, really thought it was Ralph's own.
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It may be actually worse because the vendor charges more for fat guy cloth but what's a few extra loose change.
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