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Calefactorite said:
Nigga streamed himself jacking it to a 13 year old girl. He's beyond help.
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I believe she was 14, but that's just as bad. He's a sick fuck and this is a patern of behavior. Hitting on girls like Nora, who was underage. Lusting over Kyle Rittenhouse's 16 year old sister. Having a child with a literal pedophile. I'm not gonna make some definitive statement that Ethan Ralph is a pedophile, but things look bad for him, and he is absolutely some kind of sex pest.
 
Uberpenguin said:
That's true, but to be totally fair there isn't much being outted here.

In fact is this information even embarrassing? Why would Ralph be bothered by the fact people know (or think) he's into fucking high class hookers on the down low? Because that seems more like an "Oh no, now all my haters are going to be thinking about all the fine ass I'm smashing! Lol WOOPS!" kind of thing.

I sort of doubt he would think ahead enough to do it intentionally, but at the same time Ralph's got a baby dick, a fragile ego, awful health, a gunt so massive he probably can't see his own crotch anymore, and heaps of substance abuse problems; you have to wonder how much use he could realistically get out of hookers at this point. Any attempt to even try would be absolutely dire to behold, and certainly not worth the prices involved for the type of whores we're talking about.

If we saw his real searches they'd probably consist of stuff like "Do penis growth pills work?" and "How to talk to girls".
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While under normal hood circumstances hiring a porn actress escort would make for a good brag: "While you takin' some bitch out for dinner like the simp, I straight up had the big dollars for some fine ass Asian pussy you fuckin' losers jerk off to on Pornhub. Best part is my woman knows about it and doesn't even mind. That's how much I go my bitch on lockdown."

Problem is Ralph is aligning himself with Fuentes and """"America First"""", which not only likes to rail against degeneracy, but having anything to do with women. Practically looking at women with nothing but seething anger is peak beta simp behavior to them, let alone paying one for sex.
 
Null: "Don't go to mexico, Ralph, you'll die the most cruel death anyone can imagine and I need you for content"

Ralph: "Mexico, eh? Sounds interesting"
 
McSchlomo said:
Null: "Don't go to mexico, Ralph, you'll die the most cruel death anyone can imagine and I need you for content"

Ralph: "Mexico, eh? Sounds interesting"
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Null's biggest mistake was not making that list before the first Portugal visit. Ralph is going to go in order from things Jersh said not to do and the first unfortunately was "Don't go to Mexico and get killed by being stupid."

Better pack your $300 cowboy hats, Guntlemen. If this goes through, it'll be the last dance of Ethan da Gunt.
 
Uberpenguin said:
That's true, but to be totally fair there isn't much being outted here.

In fact is this information even embarrassing? Why would Ralph be bothered by the fact people know (or think) he's into fucking high class hookers on the down low? Because that seems more like an "Oh no, now all my haters are going to be thinking about all the fine ass I'm smashing! Lol WOOPS!" kind of thing.

I sort of doubt he would think ahead enough to do it intentionally, but at the same time Ralph's got a baby dick, a fragile ego, awful health, a gunt so massive he probably can't see his own crotch anymore, and heaps of substance abuse problems; you have to wonder how much use he could realistically get out of hookers at this point. Any attempt to even try would be absolutely dire to behold, and certainly not worth the prices involved for the type of whores we're talking about.

If we saw his real searches they'd probably consist of stuff like "Do penis growth pills work?" and "How to talk to girls".
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But we DID see his real searches. Do you not remember "how can I show her I've changed"? There was a lot more actually embarassing and not very ralphamale shit, but that one stuck in my head. No, no, he is just that incompetent.
 
Pansu doesn't mind this sexual behavior from Ralph. It comes within the territory of being with a real Alpha Male.

Imagine the kind of goggles and fucked up brain you'd have to have to cuddle up with that tub of lard every night as she slips her hand between the Gunt to keep her hands warm at night. God it gives me the fucking creeps just typing that. I'm going to go kill myself now.
 
Do you think he’s picked this girl so he can pretend she’s Jade?
I bet she wouldn’t even question why he has a 4/5 cap.
 
Did Ralph ever address the Aria Lee stuff? Him playing into the Mexico stuff makes me think it's gonna end up a bit (whether or not he was serious about it at first), but if he's been silent about the escort than it's some damning shit.

Could possibly be used in court.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
PL but I had a friend who worked for a porn company as a production coordinator when I lived in LA.

He brought a few of these women over to a party of mine and they are some of the biggest retards I’ve ever met. They weren’t trafficked or raped or whatever they were just plain irresponsible and stupid. They’d get cash from a shoot and go out and party and smoke weed and then realize rent is due and “oh shit” better go book another scene or get pimped out to some guy on the side. And yes they all turn tricks as well. Porn is just the calling card.
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to be fair plenty of women in LA or just in their 20s in general just party and smoke weed. its just some people's personality, spend the cash you make now and fuck future you, eventually they wisen up and thats why the pick up artist tricks people taught 20 years ago can help you land a job in any company today, the dumb cunts that got their back blown out next to a bar dumpster during their party days are part of every bureaucracy now.

Honestly the thing that shocked me more was the ones that were actually going to school or more typically doing it because they're single moms, like in that city high song.

IIRC Piper Perri, Giana Michaels, and Brooklyn Chase all did stripping and later porn because they had kids to feed, brooklyn is still doing porn and her son's like 19 now. which must suck for him.
 
Bush King said:
Met half a dozen strippers through a friend of a friend at a party. They were some very nice, very intelligent women. Very limited social media presence, very tame work (just service and dancing at clubs), very intelligent too. Not smart smart, but they all dropped out of school and worked drink service before moving to stripping because of the cash, and they all owned gigantic houses at 25-30 that were well on the way to being paid off. They'd let you do a line off their ass, but you couldn't film it and they wouldn't take it themselves.

There's a lesson there. Don't pimp yourself out for peanuts, blow your pussy all over the internet, and then get so fucked up on drugs that you need to resort to get fucked by RALPHAMALEs to make rent.
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If they are so smart why are they strippers?

MadStan said:
Pansu doesn't mind this sexual behavior from Ralph. It comes within the territory of being with a real Alpha Male.

Imagine the kind of goggles and fucked up brain you'd have to have to cuddle up with that tub of lard every night as she slips her hand between the Gunt to keep her hands warm at night. God it gives me the fucking creeps just typing that. I'm going to go kill myself now.
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Pantsu is just that desperate. It's the same energy as Shoe0nhead claiming to be a bisexual who gets off watching her partner fuck other women, it's a cope. Pantsu has no other options, if she leaves she's a single mom. Although with Ralph's parenting skills she's pretty much a single mom anyway.
 
A Logging Company said:
While under normal hood circumstances hiring a porn actress escort would make for a good brag: "While you takin' some bitch out for dinner like the simp, I straight up had the big dollars for some fine ass Asian pussy you fuckin' losers jerk off to on Pornhub. Best part is my woman knows about it and doesn't even mind. That's how much I go my bitch on lockdown."

Problem is Ralph is aligning himself with Fuentes and """"America First"""", which not only likes to rail against degeneracy, but having anything to do with women. Practically looking at women with nothing but seething anger is peak beta simp behavior to them, let alone paying one for sex.
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Not sure why Ralph would go off brand for his escort and porn addiction.
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Salubrious said:
I have a second "professional" PC that I use for non-work programming, and I don't even browse Kiwi Farms (or anything) on it.

It's always shocking to me (not really) just how many people get caught doing stupid shit because they do it on their "work" computer. Or they have all this money and never even buy a second machine.


I said this in the general porncows thread about how they were using betas for free convention trips, but I'm guessing the reason she asks for education level is someone with a college degree that's willing to fill out that form has a lot more disposible income AND inexperience with women. That probably greatly increases the price for obvious reasons.
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Exactly. I have a separate laptop I use for work and any shit where I have to be my "professional" self. I don't use it for anything other than work, and my gaming/entertainment PC that I don't ever use for anything connected to work or my personal life.
I compartmentalize automatically now I've been doing it so long. I have my professional life and my hobbies, they don't need to mix.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Exactly. I have a separate laptop I use for work and any shit where I have to be my "professional" self.
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This approach is best (and you can always remote desktop to between machines for convenience), but all someone really needs to do to avoid this kind of shit is have multiple browsers installed. It's not like Ralph is some zoomer catboy aficionado streaming from a phone where multiple browsers are inconvenient.

Use Brave for personal stuff, Chrome/Edge/Safari for work, and use Firefox if you're some kind of sick self-flagellation enjoying deviant. And if you're going for something super spicy, always use a damn private/incognito window. Simple.
 
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