💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Crosspost here but I was asking something of Not-Brianna-Wu-Guys-Seriously Isometric Show...and this happened.
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dollarhuviya said:
He hasn't had any heart attacks has he? I'm just thinking about his weight and health and it did not look good to me guessing by the photos.
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He looks kinda rough. That can happen after a massive stoke

Also-

OUR FIRST GEN ZED STRAW POLL HAS CLOSED!
Ass Manager 3000 said:
We have a new poll!- [MEDIA=strawpoll]6530426[/MEDIA]
In light of recent finds it's worth speculating on when Hayden will show up
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2nd straw poll
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Get voting Kiwis!

ActualKiwi said:
Crosspost here but I was asking something of Not-Brianna-Wu-Guys-Seriously Isometric Show...and this happened.
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I doubt Hayden knows what revolution 60 is. He's just happy for the attention.
 
sassyma seed said:
Hayden Black's thought process about @Kitlen : "A well dressed woman interested in something I've created or done? Must be single loser cat lady."

How rude.

Also what's wrong with cats Black? Are you just mad because a cat is able to get infinitely more success on the internet than you?

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Nah, it's because
BOLDYSPICY! said:
HAYDEN BLACK IS A MISOGYNIST WHO THINKS A WOMAN'S WORTH IS DETERMINED BY HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS, SO IF SHE CHOOSES TO REMAIN SINGLE, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER.
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Though he seems to have it out for single men now, too (see below).

Dismaying Tree said:
Hayden was banking on all his "haters" being fat basement-dwellers, so he had to do some mental gymnastics to explain @Kitlen to himself.
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Pretty much.

Also, I didn't realize he was answering asks again.
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Hayden actually believes we're all hyper republican :trump: supporters

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dollarhuviya said:
How can someone be that unfunny that they ruin what could have been a decent joke about an idiot?
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That's how unfunny he is. You must remember- Hayden black thinks his twitter feed is only one tweet away from transubstantiating into hard cash.

This is the man who read his shit tweets to a live audience.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Hayden actually believes we're all hyper republican :trump: supporters
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Well, of course! The :trump: can't be stumped!

I love the common theme in all these sjw-ish cows automatically assuming that anyone who doesn't like them MUST be a far-right winged bigot.
 
Seriously I can't stress it enough- Hayden black's career is a giant Ponzi scheme.

A description from America's securities and exchange commission.
https://www.sec.gov/answers/ponzi.htm
What is a Ponzi scheme?
A Ponzi scheme is an investment fraud that involves the payment of purported returns to existing investors from funds contributed by new investors. Ponzi scheme organizers often solicit new investors by promising to invest funds in opportunities claimed to generate high returns with little or no risk. In many Ponzi schemes, the fraudsters focus on attracting new money to make promised payments to earlier-stage investors to create the false appearance that investors are profiting from a legitimate business.
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From the interview
Hayden’s business model 20’ 50”
"I look at doing thinks with an interesting, unconventional business model. It all starts off with working on a project that you can get people to believe in. once they believe in something then it's much easier to assemble a cast and crew... in order to create something that can potentially not, rivaling a network... we're looking to producing something of network quality"
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How to produce Gen Zed without money 46’ 23
"We don't need the money to produce it, we're doing it ourselves.... Some of it is deferred pay"
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That's why he always survives his failed projects, because they're designed to fail.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Seriously I can't stress it enough- Hayden black's career is a giant Ponzi scheme.

A description from America's securities and exchange commission.
https://www.sec.gov/answers/ponzi.htm


From the interview




That's why he always survives his failed projects, because they're designed to fail.
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It was funny in the beginning of the thread when everyone was comparing Gen Zed to Springtime for Hitler.

Welp, turns out we were right.
 
AnOminous said:
How bad a comedian do you have to be to have no fucking joke for something this inherently fucking funny?
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One who needs to retweet himself and steal not only other's jokes but his own multiple times a year. I think it takes a blood clot to the brain to be that retarded.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
P.S. @Kitlen I would gay marry you in a heartbeat <3
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@BOLDYSPICY! I would gay marry you too. :)

Too bad we can't though, because according to Hayden I'm going to remain single forever for simply showing up to a panel and asking a few honest questions and filming it. Guess I better inform my boyfriend and buy a cat. (:_(
 
Hayden is the biggest hypocrite I have ever seen, and Im not exaggerating.

He makes fun of Christians for what the old testament says even though he is Jewish, he looks like a rejected Oblivion monster but he says nobody would date Kitlen, He calls other people on twitter unfunny but can't even structure a fucking joke and He bashes the Bible but won't make fun of the Koran.

Also we are all Trump supporters? Trump stole land where I'm from, Everyone here hates him and I don't even know when the US election is, I dont even give a fuck who wins the election.

Hayden's trying to insult us is a complete failure, Hayden has jack shit on all his trolls and he knows it.
 
Wezofthenow said:
Hayden is the biggest hypocrite I have ever seen, and Im not exaggerating.

He makes fun of Christians for what the old testament says even though he is Jewish, he looks like a rejected Oblivion monster but he says nobody would date Kitlen, He calls other people on twitter unfunny but can't even structure a fucking joke and He bashes the Bible but won't make fun of the Koran.

Also we are all Trump supporters? Trump stole land where I'm from, Everyone here hates him and I don't even know when the US election is, I dont even give a fuck who wins the election.

Hayden's trying to insult us is a complete failure, Hayden has jack shit on all his trolls and he knows it.
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One of the interviews with NiceguyEddie - I forget which one* - Hayden goes on a 5-10 minute preaching fit about the true message of peace and love that Jesus was supposed to have preached. Or something.

*You had one of us of listen to you completely, Eddie. You're welcome. Also, I don't want to listen to it again to figure out which one... though I probably will just to find proof of what I'm saying.
 
Orthodox Chrischanity said:
One of the interviews with NiceguyEddie - I forget which one* - Hayden goes on a 5-10 minute preaching fit about the true message of peace and love that Jesus was supposed to have preached. Or something.

*You had one of us of listen to you completely, Eddie. You're welcome. Also, I don't want to listen to it again to figure out which one... though I probably will just to find proof of what I'm saying.
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Oh yeah thats another thing, Hayden pisses on the Christians but NEVER acknowledges the fact that the only Jewish state in the world was founded illegally, supports genocide, steals from foreign aid and is guilty of around 65 UN violations.
 
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