💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Semantics with Hayden Black
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"Most of the bitching comes from either transphobic asses or white males who freak out to see another white male called a 'psycho.'" :story:
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My favorite part is when he hits Old Testament for joke material since you know Jewish. And I like how he's too scared of brown people to make a joke like:

"In the Quran, it is said that sperm comes from the man's spine. Maybe that's why they like to bow to Mecca multiple times a day."

Which honestly is harmless by religion jokes standards, but he's too much of a scared pussy to make that joke.
 
Hey crew member watching this thread, ask Black what shows he enjoys, and what he considers to be good comedy/ his comedic influences.

Or, as it's more likely said crew members is just Black himself, answer anyways.
 
Wezofthenow said:
He bashes the Bible but won't make fun of the Koran.
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Adamska said:
My favorite part is when he hits Old Testament for joke material since you know Jewish. And I like how he's too scared of brown people to make a joke like:

"In the Quran, it is said that sperm comes from the man's spine. Maybe that's why they like to bow to Mecca multiple times a day."

Which honestly is harmless by religion jokes standards, but he's too much of a scared pussy to make that joke.
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Hayden has definitely made jokes about Muslims.
Admittedly not as many as he's made about Christians, but they're about as tasteful as you'd expect, mostly to the tune of "Muslims = bombs hurr hurr".

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BOLDYSPICY! said:
"Most of the bitching comes from either transphobic asses or white males who freak out to see another white male called a 'psycho.'" :story:
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"Afraid to lose white entitlement" makes no sense. Hayden just repeats concepts he's seen on Tumblr with no idea of what they mean.

And I love the return of the classic "the lurkers support me in e-mail!!!" lolcow tactic. :story:
 
Even his Muslim-themed jokes are shit.

The tweet-joke format is shit.

Hayden is shit
 
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Ass Manager 3000 said:
He's clearly exceptional in some capacity.
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I think he's quite dim, but not outright retarded. It's his ego that makes him such an exceptional person.

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I think you mean ALL capacities.

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Oh no, someone on the Internet commented on something in a vile manner! Nobodies ever had that happen to them! Where do i send the donation?
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Clearly Hayden is the only person to ever have faced people being mean on the Internet. And that's terrible.
 
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Yeah, great publicity! Everyone will go to this thread which explains in detail why the show is terrible and a blatant cash grab/possible Ponzi scheme, that's great publicity!
 
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