💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Case in point.

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Even for Hayden's standards this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Its almost like he can't be bothered to think of jokes and just wrote a shitty python code to just string random words together and then put Pew pew at the end.
 
Even Brianna Wu has more variation in the utter lies told to claim victimization.

All Hayden does is babble the same shit story about @Kitlen which is literally that a single person once showed up to one of their publicity attempts and said something nice. THAT IS ALL THAT HAPPENED!

This is his sole claim to victimhood. This is his Internet hate machine.

Yet in every interview he repeats this ridiculous story as if it's somehow terrible.

His lies are about as compelling as his jokes are funny.
 
Adamska said:
I still love how the only people desperate to interview that congenital fuckup Hayden Black are people who somehow are even more thirsty for views. Even after it's been proven that the only people who retweet and like Hayden's jokes is Hayden himself.
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In another sad instance of retweeting:
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What? Couldn't be assed to break out Gen Zed to click Like?
 
Kitlen said:
Oh God, a cat lady? I hate to inform you Hayden but I am a dog lover. :)

Also, I was nicely dressed because I am a productive member of society. I did mean it when I told Julie she looked beautiful, from her talk she didn't seem as much of an airhead as Hayden, but I'm sad to hear that, alas, my comment has been slandered. (:_(

P.S. Hayden, I have a boyfriend. :heart-full:

Good to know you have to resort to petty name calling Hayden!
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I wonder if they were calling you a cat lady because of the Meowth toy you tried to get Julie to sign.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
  • "there was this one girl in the audience (kitlen), seemed to be well dressed and put together and she was videotaping everything"
  • TWISTS THE DEATH THREAT LIE- 'ONE USER WAS POSTING THREATS, THE OTHER WANTED TO VIDEO TAPE' (kitlen) "only one showed up"
  • "Presents herself as a fan of the show, she telling julie how beautiful she is and wonderful she was and then goes right back and post it all, anonymously obviously we know who it was"
  • "She looked relatively normal, she also looked like she would grow up to be a cat lady (both the interviewers laugh awkwardly) uh and and remain single forever. When you see what she's engaged in i'm not surprised" @Kitlen
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Wow. Woooow.

Did you hear that, guys? Because in case you didn't catch that,

HAYDEN BLACK IS A MISOGYNIST WHO THINKS A WOMAN'S WORTH IS DETERMINED BY HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS, SO IF SHE CHOOSES TO REMAIN SINGLE, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER.

P.S. @Kitlen I would gay marry you in a heartbeat <3
 
Given that he's pretty close to having totally milked the cow, drained its blood, and crushed every ounce of moisture from it in regards to Gen Zed, how long does everybody think it'll be before Hayden is announcing a totally new enterprise?
 
neverendingmidi said:
Given that he's pretty close to having totally milked the cow, drained its blood, and crushed every ounce of moisture from it in regards to Gen Zed, how long does everybody think it'll be before Hayden is announcing a totally new enterprise?
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I think he hasn't quite given up on Gen Zed yet. He's probably going to try and get the pilot done so he can show it around as one of his great internet successes.

Then he'll give up saying it was 8chan, Gamergate and @Kitlen who ruined his totally awesome progressive show.
 
We also know now why Hayden's alienated nearly everyone he's ever worked with. He Coerces them into working for free by promising to pay them back when the 'inevitable' success arrives. His funding model is an analogue to a ponzi scheme.

Hayden’s business model 20’ 50”

"I look at doing thinks with an interesting, unconventional business model. It all starts off with working on a project that you can get people to believe in. once they believe in something then it's much easier to assemble a cast and crew... in order to create something that can potentially not, rivaling a network... we're looking to producing something of network quality"

How to fund the marketing? 48’ 20”

"How do we get the marketing money?.... That's the next nut to crack. If I can work out some interesting deals with people in that field then I will. We'll see, so far we've gotten great marketing by word of mouth, but we'll need more.

"This show is hopefully gonna make allot of money by merchandise, as animated shows often do. By not signing with a network I retain the IP"

(Hayden goes on to ramble about things that wont happen)
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
We also now know why he's alienated nearly everyone he's ever worked with. Get coerces them into working for free by promising to pay them back when the 'inevitable' success arrives. His funding model is an analogue to a ponzi scheme.

Hayden’s business model 20’ 50”

"I look at doing thinks with an interesting, unconventional business model. It all starts off with working on a project that you can get people to believe in. once they believe in something then it's much easier to assemble a cast and crew... in order to create something that can potentially not, rivaling a network... we're looking to producing something of network quality"

How to fund the marketing? 48’ 20”

"How do we get the marketing money?.... That's the next nut to crack. If I can work out some interesting deals with people in that field then I will. We'll see, so far we've gotten great marketing by word of mouth, but we'll need more.

"This show is hopefully gonna make allot of money by merchandise, as animated shows often do. By not signing with a network I retain the IP"

(Hayden goes on to ramble about things that wont happen)
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I'm glad this people have given this dumb cunt the proper treatment for what he did to them.
 
Hayden's stroke is obviously messing with his mood.

He should get that looked at.

"trump supporters are single men who masturbate to anime

Totally explains who our haters are"

Or sometimes they look like normal people who upon speculation are probably cat ladies and virgins.
 
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