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Oh boy. About that, I already did that in the Disney+ thread and lemme tell you, once that shit premieres I am going schizo mode.
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Bungus Scrungus
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I'm biased and think 3 is good, but yeah, if they were just going to do the Amazing movies after; they really should have ended it there, even if No Way Home eventually became a thing almost a decade later.
That's such a cop-out. either he's the boss and deserves credit and blame for these things or he's not.
I will dab on the terrible trailer.
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Did they date in the comic? I didn't read that far.
Regards She-Hulk, I don't have high expectations. If they played her and Jennifer as meaningfully different then great. But that doesn't seem to be a thing anymore. I find the concept of a Jekyl and Hyde thing going on - even a "positive" Hyde, interesting.
(not the best artwork, btw).
I doubt they'll portray She-Hulk as anything but a positive over Jennifer. I'd like something more nuanced.
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Bruno was obviously being setup as Kamala's love interest in the comics at first but the original writer, G. Willow, did the whole 'will they, won't they' thing for too long and then Marvel began to whore out the character, leading to a ton of writers pairing up her with other heroes (I think she dated the new Hispanic Ghost Rider for a while).
Slott's run was uneven as fuck, but it worked because it took the character half seriously; which hadn't really been done since Byrne.
She-hulk was a cash grab by Stan Lee, he wrote a terrible origin story #1 and fucked off. Her series got axed after two years and had that been the end of it, no one would care. (This is the "Savage" She-hulk iteration. As a brief aside, this is the version SJWs claim to want and have never delivered. It would actually be interesting to see; if it was done right).
It was Jim Shooter who rescued the character by putting her on the Avengers in '82. (Roger Stern did allot of great character work, but big Jim was the one that pulled the trigger). Stern's character work caught John Byrne's eye and in '84 he got permission to draft She-Hulk as Thing's Replacement on the FF. The next year he would pen the OGN Sensational She-hulk (This version of the character is the one everyone remembers and was the most successful version). Taking the elements Stern introduced such as rather than dreading Jen loves being She-hulk and that She-hulk was more fun loving; Byrne amped his rendition up to 11. He finally took the character to its limits in the Sensational Comic that ran for 60 issues. To date this is both the longest running and most successful version.
After her comic crashed, Jen was a cult character that bounced around with minis until fanboy Dan Slott came along attempted to revert Shulk to her Stern portrayal; less fun and more angst. It's a decent run with mixed to terrible artwork. Things only got worse. Peter David launched an awful run that had her be smart hulk for a bit. Then she got MarvelNow'd. They tried to Savage She-hulk rebrand and that failed too.
I'm sure the TV show will be better than the comics post Quesada have been. That's a low fucking bar though. Kindof like Whor. It's not an accomplishment to make less smelly trash.
With regards to Kamala, last I checked she was getting pussy blocked by her Muslim heritage, ie if she dates an infidel as a woman actual muslims will get pissy.
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Honestly she Hulk doesn't really look all that bad or offensive to me, i don't get why this much tard rage is aimed at it. Save the chimpout for the iron heart show
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Unusually enough, at least when she first came out, most of the comics written by Mussulmen (the initial run, her second solo) opt to pair her off with Bruno -or at least heavily imply she prefers him- , and white writers on stuff like Champions tend to have her cuck him.
You just keep hoping and lowering the bar.
The muslim writers (there have been many) on Mr Marvel never actually committed to it either.
Honestly she Hulk doesn't really look all that bad or offensive to me, i don't get why this much tard rage is aimed at it. Save the chimpout for the iron heart show
It's not fucking tard rage when the CGI looked like trash. Unless you didn't actually watch the trailer.
I'm not talking about the storyline, the woke feminism the entire cast has claimed the show has, or that the casting/writing choices. The trailer was so bad mechanically they had to redo it.
But continue to accuse me of tard rage for your mouse.
my honest opinion is Wilso and Sana Amanat (who 'created' Ms. Marvel) are two of the worst people writing propaganda and trying to cash in on the MCU.
Look allot like the islamic world, amiright?
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I don't know where to talk about this but it keeps being unsurprising how Sony is actively fucking over Spider-Man characters.
They're seriously taking a super villain known for hunting and poaching animals while wearing a coat made of Lion to turn him into some super animal lover.
They're seriously taking a super villain known for hunting and poaching animals while wearing a coat made of Lion to turn him into some super animal lover.
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The left has such weird logic with this stuff. I get that they don't want to idolize a guy who goes around shooting animals with big guns... but Kraven is the villain. I always had a soft spot for him (even though he was actually dead by the time I was reading comics) because I like the idea of ordinary people going up against superheroes and getting the better of them. Kraven's Last Hunt is a good story.
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It's not even a liberal thing though. It's Sony's continued desperation to make every villain movie into their own weird superhero franchise by turning all villains into anti-heroes. This is despite the fact that people genuinely would be fine with villain movies that have villains do horrible things, but Sony is afraid to take that risk.
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You know what's funny, this could technically work if Kraven is some sort of delusional schizo who just considers his action (hunting) as a greater good for animals & species, he can even do the Native Indian thing of using everything of the animal to explain the tooth necklaces & fur/skin clothing to respect the animal, which is weird cause his whole thing is hunting for sport. Sure, it may not be the best, but it somehow works. But I do not trust Marlel to make something like that.
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With how Morbius turned out, it will probably be some bad 2000s era superhero movie where Kraven is an eco-terrorist who wants to help out the animals for the greater good.
Honestly it's kinda funny how this turned out since this is probably the most preventable movie that could've been made with Kraven as both Ryan Coogler and Jon Watts had wanted to use Kraven as a villain for Black Panther and No Way Home respectively. Which would've been better than Kraven the generic environmentalist anti-hero
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Daily reminder that Sony apparently thought an entire film about Aunt May being a super spy with no spider powers was going to be a worthwhile entry in their franchise. As a point of reference, Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew, does have powers and was also a spy, and they could have done that. They weren't going to do that, they were going to do Aunt motherfucking May.
So yeah Kraven being some hippie is actually a lot less stupid than some of the shit they had already rolled down the pipeline already.
So yeah Kraven being some hippie is actually a lot less stupid than some of the shit they had already rolled down the pipeline already.
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PETA exists and they kill animals all the time.
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It will never not be funny to me that Hitler was more of a animal lover than PETA is.
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I just watched Dr Strange Multiverse of Madness (I torrented it, of course) and holy shit is a bad movie.
Dr Strange gets cucked thrice in the movie. First time he gets cucked is when Rachel McAdams marries a nigger manlet who is a fanboy of capeshit (Yes, she said he is a like a huge fan of the avengers), second time is when he blurted out his feelings to Rachel McAdams from another universe and she laughs like "Look at this fucking guy, pathetic". Probably the most cringe scene ever made in the MCU (He literally said "I love you" just out of nowere and MCadams just laugh in his face, wtf?!) and the last one is when he bows dows to the chubby fuck who is now sorcerer supreme because Strange was dusted for 5 years, like why you did that bro? You are better than the chubby fuck and everyone knows it.
He doesn't learn shit and he will continue to fuck up because Strange is kinda like a soyboi cuck with the power of a God and the mentallity of a 13 year old faggot.
America Chavez (what a fucking stupid name and she came from 2 mothers? how the fuck that works? ) deus ex controlling her powers in the last minute and Scarlet Witch having the whole Darkhold couldn't pick up a multiverse (aren't infinite universes btw?) where she finds an alive Vision so he can pump her full of semen and make babies? Also why are their children human if Vision is a robot and she is like a mutant? That was retarded.
I usually don't nitpick movies, especially capeshit, but holy shit this is a bad one. Thank god I have Bittorrent.
The MCU is fucking dead.
Dr Strange gets cucked thrice in the movie. First time he gets cucked is when Rachel McAdams marries a nigger manlet who is a fanboy of capeshit (Yes, she said he is a like a huge fan of the avengers), second time is when he blurted out his feelings to Rachel McAdams from another universe and she laughs like "Look at this fucking guy, pathetic". Probably the most cringe scene ever made in the MCU (He literally said "I love you" just out of nowere and MCadams just laugh in his face, wtf?!) and the last one is when he bows dows to the chubby fuck who is now sorcerer supreme because Strange was dusted for 5 years, like why you did that bro? You are better than the chubby fuck and everyone knows it.
He doesn't learn shit and he will continue to fuck up because Strange is kinda like a soyboi cuck with the power of a God and the mentallity of a 13 year old faggot.
America Chavez (what a fucking stupid name and she came from 2 mothers? how the fuck that works? ) deus ex controlling her powers in the last minute and Scarlet Witch having the whole Darkhold couldn't pick up a multiverse (aren't infinite universes btw?) where she finds an alive Vision so he can pump her full of semen and make babies? Also why are their children human if Vision is a robot and she is like a mutant? That was retarded.
I usually don't nitpick movies, especially capeshit, but holy shit this is a bad one. Thank god I have Bittorrent.
The MCU is fucking dead.
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That is along the lines what I'm thinking too. I as well watched the movie yesterday and I couldn't see the point in it at all.
With WandaVision I could understand Wanda's pain with the kids, even if they weren't real and there was at least some manner of redemption at the end of it. Here they just threw it all out the window and made her go full villain, in the worst way possible. I still stand by the fact they should have stuck to the House of M storyline.
Why did Chavez needed to have two mothers? Would it have changed the tone of the narrative if it was just two regular parents? It feels like an afterthought so they can please some morons in their fanbase.
The cameos were so badly used. Having Haylay Atwell back in the MCU, this time as Captain Carter, and she just gets obliterated after a few seconds. The best part of all this was to hear the little X-Men tune playing when Professor X arrived. Other then that it was just a total waste of time, which can be said about most of the movie.
The CGI was weird as hell too. At times completely up to the standards of today, and then there times where the humans looked like something out of the Matrix Reloaded era.
I remember seeing Tony Stark getting suited up in the Mark III suit and thinking, shit this is fantastic. Those were the days I would actually fork over money for a cinema ticket at least. I don't see a clear way forward for the MCU at this point, it just feels like some random movies and series just for the sake of getting those characters in there, without any clear direction.
I would love it if they brought Spider-Woman to the big screen. They'd probably muck it up in some fashion, but still. The sad part is that more people would actually go and watch it if it was actually an Aunt May film, then if it was a Spider-Woman movie.