🎨 Artcow David "Walky" Willis / Shortpacked - Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord

[Twilight Sparkle]

He's pretty awful. Equally as bad as Dobby, if not worse.

Supposedly he had a massive fallout with Fun Publications, who handle all the 'official' Transformers shit aimed at collectors (Botcon, Collector's Club, and what not) over a stupid joke. I believe the gossip on /toy/ is that someone made a remark of using a Bulkhead mold as a base for an overweight female character. Walky apparently took this as a reference to his wife because everything revolves around him. I think he also got pissy over another joke about a female character that he took as a rape joke or some shit.

He is so obsessed with everything being "not rape" even when it's clearly not even close to rape.
in a lot of his shitty porn comics in the middle of characters having sex one will say "are you sure your ok with this? I can stop?" Out of nowhere with no indication of the other party not enjoying it
it's so fucking weird how touchy he is on that subject when it's so unnessicary and random.

 

[ActualKiwi]

He is so obsessed with everything being "not rape" even when it's clearly not even close to rape.
in a lot of his shitty porn comics in the middle of characters having sex one will say "are you sure your ok with this? I can stop?" Out of nowhere with no indication of the other party not enjoying it
it's so fucking weird how touchy he is on that subject when it's so unnessicary and random.

Since we know how religious he is (despite his various periods of claiming to not really be religious) it's probably some combination of evangelical teachings regarding sex being wrong and his apparent inner Nice-Guy(tm) making him feel that he has to check every five minutes to make sure a partner is ok with what he's doing.
It's literally like a caricature of every Nice Guy's view of themselves...only he doesn't realise it and is actually super serious

 

[*Asterisk*]

He is so obsessed with everything being "not rape" even when it's clearly not even close to rape.
in a lot of his shitty porn comics in the middle of characters having sex one will say "are you sure your ok with this? I can stop?" Out of nowhere with no indication of the other party not enjoying it
it's so fucking weird how touchy he is on that subject when it's so unnessicary and random.

Walky's unfortunately not the only person like this:

Hard-line SJW's have developed a pretty fucked up idea of sex, and I'm not sure if it's worse when they're hypocrites about their own supposed standards -- like Zoë Quinn or Richard Carrier -- or when --like Walky and Laci Green -- they actually insist on sticking to these standards. It's like they're incapable of distinguishing between a loving couple who just had a whole bottle of wine at a nice restaurant and Bill Cosby.

Even most religious fundamentalists aren't this nutty about sex. This is like if those bullshit stories about Orthodox Jews and holes in bedsheets were true, and there were even videos on the Internet of disturbingly chipper Haredim non-ironically extolling its virtues.

 

[AnOminous]

Hard-line SJW's have developed a pretty fucked up idea of sex, and I'm not sure if it's worse when they're hypocrites about their own supposed standards -- like Zoë Quinn or Richard Carrier -- or when --like Walky and Laci Green -- they actually insist on sticking to these standards. It's like they're incapable of distinguishing between a loving couple who just had a whole bottle of wine at a nice restaurant and Bill Cosby.

I don't know. I can't imagine enjoying the clinical affair they make of sex, but if they find others willing to put up with that, fine with me. Just don't expect anyone else to go for it.

But I have zero respect for any bullshit about "consent" from creeps who defend Nick Nyberg, really. Your ideas of consent are shit to me if you defend basically anything from people solely because they agree with you politically about a moronic issue nobody sane even cares about.

I have to suspect some of these people are autistic, though, if they don't realize most sexual communication is nonverbal. Maybe they really do need some kind of verbal roadmap to keep them from raping people. Maybe they should be kept in some kind of home.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I have to suspect some of these people are autistic, though, if they don't realize most sexual communication is nonverbal. Maybe they really do need some kind of verbal roadmap to keep them from raping people. Maybe they should be kept in some kind of home.

I think it is important to note that a common symptom of autism is deficiency in nonverbal communication

 

[Hodor]

Really though, would anyone miss him if he were to one day up and leave the fandom completely? Or just out and die?

He's only really tolerated in two or three spaces in the Transformers fandom. His wiki, the Allspark forums, and the fanbase on tumblr. All of which are pretty autismal. He's hated on the entirety of 4chan, he hates TFW2005, Seibertron doesn't really like him, and I doubt Reddit would be kind to him either. The only reason he's really tolerated (even begrudgingly) in those places is because his wiki is a decent resource for shit about the toys themselves.

Honestly, Walky isn't far from the course in terms of Transformers fans on the internet. That fanbase is like the fucked up baby of the Sonic and Gundam fanbases. It's kind of surprising they've managed to stay under the radar for so long.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He's only really tolerated in two or three spaces in the Transformers fandom. His wiki, the Allspark forums, and the fanbase on tumblr. All of which are pretty autismal. He's hated on the entirety of 4chan, he hates TFW2005, Seibertron doesn't really like him, and I doubt Reddit would be kind to him either. The only reason he's really tolerated (even begrudgingly) in those places is because his wiki is a decent resource for shit about the toys themselves.

Honestly, Walky isn't far from the course in terms of Transformers fans on the internet. That fanbase is like the fucked up baby of the Sonic and Gundam fanbases. It's kind of surprising they've managed to stay under the radar for so long.

And even then, he easily could be kicked off the wiki, or AllSpark, and would anyone really miss him?

As for the fanbase, I can only assume it's because of the other sperghives out there that made them so under the radar. Seriously, while Transformers can produce some of the bigger spergs, Sonic and MLP do it constantly. So really, would you rather mock the fandom that only occasionally produces a good target? Or a fandom that produces such on a near constant basis? Of course I'd do both, but I mean like in general.

 

[Optimus Prime]

he hates TFW2005

To be fair, that place has been going downhill for years. It is the place to go for TF movie faggotry where it's basically torn apart by a civil war between people who worship the fuck out of Michael Bay shitting out the same thing every film and those who are the complete opposite.

I can't fault him for this one.

Honestly, Walky isn't far from the course in terms of Transformers fans on the internet. That fanbase is like the fucked up baby of the Sonic and Gundam fanbases. It's kind of surprising they've managed to stay under the radar for so long.

I've seriously been considering making a community thread focusing on TFW2005 specifically, as the autism there may as well have reached critical mass with such gems like why Devestator's balls are the most important thing in Revenge of the Fallen. I already made one for one particular user but that particular guy seems to have fucked off from being stupid publicly, so expanding the scope of things may be necessary.

And even then, he easily could be kicked off the wiki, or AllSpark, and would anyone really miss him?

As for the fanbase, I can only assume it's because of the other sperghives out there that made them so under the radar. Seriously, while Transformers can produce some of the bigger spergs, Sonic and MLP do it constantly. So really, would you rather mock the fandom that only occasionally produces a good target? Or a fandom that produces such on a near constant basis? Of course I'd do both, but I mean like in general.

I think he owns the server the wiki is on, which frankly he does restrain himself from polluting so there isn't a big need to kick him off that.

And really, I think the movies have brought the worst of the TF fandom up to the level of bronies and sonic, when you get shit like THIS

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...09-devastators-wrecking-balls-core-movie.html

and this

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...8718-how-can-tf5-learn-past.html#post13250338

The level of worship must be seen to be disbelieved.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

And even then, he easily could be kicked off the wiki, or AllSpark, and would anyone really miss him?

As for the fanbase, I can only assume it's because of the other sperghives out there that made them so under the radar. Seriously, while Transformers can produce some of the bigger spergs, Sonic and MLP do it constantly. So really, would you rather mock the fandom that only occasionally produces a good target? Or a fandom that produces such on a near constant basis? Of course I'd do both, but I mean like in general.

I suppose is because they are self conscious to an extent and the Bayformers are mostly a lighting rod too control both crazy and haters. Walky tried to be self critical for a time until he forgot that the key to mock Funky Winkerbean is not being as bad as Funky Winkerbean.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/trans...09-devastators-wrecking-balls-core-movie.html

He does realize he's over-analyzing a shitty five second joke, right?

Back to David,

I suppose is because they are self conscious to an extent and the Bayformers are mostly a lighting rod too control both crazy and haters. Walky tried to be self critical for a time until he forgot that the key to mock Funky Winkerbean is not being as bad as Funky Winkerbean.

And look where he is now. Mocked by literally everyone on the internet. I think the AllSpark admins need to grow a pair.

 

[Mahimahi]

I'm still seeing him as more of a cow magnet. Just read the /cow/ thread and the /cow/pats are going full exceptional individual, sperging about muh strawmen, muh guns and muh collection of Transformers dolls, and one even admitted that he didn't masturbate until the same age.

As to the rape comics, there's clearly a need for education on the topic. Some people on this forum in particular have some very rapey ideas about what constitutes consent.

On balance, I say more power to him.

Walk on, dear Walky, with a song in your heart...

 

[*Asterisk*]

As to the rape comics, there's clearly a need for education on the topic. Some people on this forum in particular have some very rapey ideas about what constitutes consent.

Do you have anything resembling a source for this? What the hell do you even consider a rapey idea of consent?

 

[Mahimahi]

Some clown in the Chris slumber party thread suggesting that if Chris raped people at the party it might not legally be rape because they consented to sex by going to the house.

I probably should have said "at least one person on this forum", but more generally speaking a lot of people still believe or want to believe that going to someone's home = consent.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_"Walky"_Willis
Guess who has an ED page now?

He can barely do SFW shit, what makes him think he can draw porn?

That reminds me, what about his SJW tendencies? Are they just as terrible as "Dobson the Faker"?

Yes. He tends to use Blac-POC and female characters as spokesmen in his political comics and the strawman bad guy's always a white male.

Walky's unfortunately not the only person like this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TD2EooMhqRI
Hard-line SJW's have developed a pretty fucked up idea of sex, and I'm not sure if it's worse when they're hypocrites about their own supposed standards -- like Zoë Quinn or Richard Carrier -- or when --like Walky and Laci Green -- they actually insist on sticking to these standards. It's like they're incapable of distinguishing between a loving couple who just had a whole bottle of wine at a nice restaurant and Bill Cosby.

Even most religious fundamentalists aren't this nutty about sex. This is like if those bullshit stories about Orthodox Jews and holes in bedsheets were true, and there were even videos on the Internet of disturbingly chipper Haredim non-ironically extolling its virtues.

Oh god, Laci Green.
I knew both of them were kinda nutty but this makes a lot of sense.

 

[Hellsperger]

I remember that Jeff Pidgeon (an animator who's worked on many Pixar projects, plus Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse and Tiny Toons back in the day) showed off a Shortpacked figure on his photobucket page. So, this guy does have fans in the more mainstream world.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

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"People tell Willis he relies on strawman arguments too much.

Willis responds with a strawman argument about strawmen."
This is gold

"PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE ME DON'T KNOW HOW TO CRITICIZE"

This guy hasn't had a thread until today? I'm honestly surprised.

First came across this guy after seeing his false equivalence comic on Tumblr. Man, did that generalization cause a huge shitstorm.

My personal "favorite" comic is this one. Gee, Willis, maybe a lot of people didn't know what that "little hook thing" is because not everyone uses dildos and has a vast knowledge on sex toys?

The comment section for the false equivalence comic is disgusting. Someone argues that women can enjoy power fantasies as well as men and the first reply is "Wow. Just Wow." Then someone says that as a white male it is his role to LISTEN and BELIEVE and that he will never understand what a woman goes through (Oh the humanity! There's characters intended for heterosexual men and not me!) unless he is trans.

The second comic's logic made me laugh.
"Oh dear, that's an odd looking sexual apparatus. I guess I should ask about i-"
"LORL VIRGIN!!!11!"

Currently on “Dumbing of Age” there’s a plot with Becky, a lesbian runaway, being taken back by her religious father who brought a gun to school in his craze to “rescue” his daughter. Also Becky’s in love with an autistic Asian girl who dresses like a dinosaur because we need lesbians. I miss the days when artists held their craft above their politics and libidos.

...so basically, Life is Strange? Also would love to see a pro-Christian edit of that comic like the ones for Assigned Male.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The comment section for the false equivalence comic is disgusting. Someone argues that women can enjoy power fantasies as well as men and the first reply is "Wow. Just Wow." Then someone says that as a white male it is his role to LISTEN and BELIEVE and that he will never understand what a woman goes through (Oh the humanity! There's characters intended for heterosexual men and not me!) unless he is trans.

The second comic's logic made me laugh.
"Oh dear, that's an odd looking sexual apparatus. I guess I should ask about i-"
"LORL VIRGIN!!!11!"

$50 says they're all cishet white men

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

$50 says they're all cishet white men

They are typical tumblrettes if you follow them (upper middle class white girls (sometimes identify as "gender-fluid")who have to cherry pick reasons why they are oppressed and whatnot)

 

[The Grimace]

Why is Willis so vehemently defensive of trannies? He seems to think lots of things are transphobic when they aren't.

Also:
>2016
>still thinking jAaM is funny

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

Why is Willis so vehemently defensive of trannies? He seems to think lots of things are transphobic when they aren't.

Also:
>2016
>still thinking jAaM is funny
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I think is actual sarcasm the last list.