Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[ProfessionalRookie]

Bonus - The Nutella wall is hard to watch, you should watch it!
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Is that Jonny Depp's wall? Amber has left her print.

 

[IKOL]

Some more high quality tweets from Sarah:

Replace "Russia" with America and the claims become quite legit.

Is that Jonny Depp's wall? Amber has left her print.

Not enough human fecal matter. There must be MOAR.

 

[Wrangel1926]

I dunno, I believe in being a little more conservative... I think MI6 said that casualty ratios are 1:3 (K/D) for Ukrainian troops early in the war, so the Russian number of 2.800 RF casualties (a week ago, that is) is consistent with the estimates...


By the way, for everyone else, here's a TL;DR on the reports on the situation in Severodonetsk on the Ukrainian side:

The head of the Ukrainian administration of Lugansk, Haidai, reports that:
>The situation for Kiev's troops in Severodonetsk has worsened
>Heavy fighting is taking place in the city
>The intensity of Russian artillery fire has increased by 10 times

He did not provide any evidence of statements about any "successful counterattack" of the Armed Forces of Ukraine on Severodonetsk. Ukrainian journalist Butusov dismissed false statements by Kiev's propaganda about the city's successes and said:

>Haidai's reports of a successful counterattack are false
>Statements on the control of the Armed Forces of Ukraine over 50 percent of the city are a lie
>The Ukrainian army controls only the industrial zone and the neighboring district

This was later confirmed by Haidai himself, who damage controlled by saying that in fact, they've merely been pushed back into the industrial zone.

Even 1100 is a lot.

It is not unreasonable to think their comms are fragmenting. They are fighting a desperate battle.

Worry not, for why would a country lie that they're doing well when they can't even prove where those 2 IL-76 wreckages are over 3 months later? Everything is going to plan, and to declare otherwise is illegal in half of Europe and Ukraine unpatriotic!

But of course, the news across the river Dnieper has a different announcement tone entirely:

 

[Regenbogen]

Yep and not only that, because we're sanctioned and cut off from SWIFT, McDonald's, some other things they expect us to riot. Poor idiots... well from one point we have faggots like "Russia inside" YouTube channel, Navalny, some other local pozzed libschizos that want Mother America to decimate "Rushka". Who are the minority just like an entirety of troons in US. it's about ~5-7% right now. If anything, it's because of them the world have such twisted look into what my motherland is and how people are here. Yes, we poor, some goods got less affordable, but the crucial stuff remains the same, more or less so we go on.

Just a tip: Moscow is a pozzed cancerhole, along with Petersburg and Ekaterinburg (the latter may be described as liberal nesting ground, which is quite ironic considering where Ekaterinburg is). Still, the majority of people living there are not liberalism leaning homo appreciating retards, hopefully. They are just entitled assholes and we who live in province don't like/appreciate their attitude.

Last that I checked analytics and did the math, there's no more than 4% of Navalny-type liberals in all of Russia. Yet America desperately bets on them because they cannot organise any sort of grassroots movement against Putin. Russia learned well enough from the Germans importing Lenin.

 

[Male Idiot]

Hungary, Ukraine step up war of words

www.euractiv.com

Hungary claims President Zelensky has "mental problems" as Ukraine makes "demands"

The head of Hungary's parliament Laszlo Kever claimed Zelensky has "mental problems" due to Ukraine's alleged demands of Hungary. Speaking to Hungarian

euroweeklynews.com

Hungarian speaker of the house called Zelenskyiyiy "having a mental problem, for it is illogical to criticise Hungary and Germany if you are in a situation like that" aka called him a tard. Piggies mad.

 

[White_N]

You get a general, you get a general, and you get a general.

Fuck that, become Colonel Gigachad.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Is that a tranny?

Gather 'round kids! I remember the days when Poland was the biggest threat to Democracy and European Values™ and the West made a habit out of sending the biggest mystery meat journos to annoy Polish politicians. Bonus points for LGTV representation. Now they're sending the Uncanny Ex-Men to troll Russia.

 

[White_N]

@Regenbogen
@MundusVivendi
I really hope Navalny likes sweet bread.

By the way, here is a video from May where his personal pig, Volkov, came to Washington to beg for more sanctions on Russia.
I love liberasts so much.

 

[Stoneheart]

A buck for ten eggs? Adequate, inexpensive, if not exactly premium, domestic replacements for luxury goods? US sanctions are DESTROYING Russia!

so a typical breakfast would be around 3$. (10 eggs and 2 cans of baltika).

 

[White_N]

The Ukrainian deputy placed at the head of the Armed Forces of Severodonetsk says that up to 90% of the personnel were lost in the battles.

and Shoigu announced the liberation of Svyatogorsk
https://radiosputnik.ria.ru/20220607/shoygu-1793725861.html

 

[IKOL]

I really hope Navalny likes sweet bread.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

so a typical breakfast would be around 3$. (10 eggs and 2 cans of baltika).

What normal human eats ten eggs and then more stuff for breakfast?

 

[White_N]

What normal human eats ten eggs and then more stuff for breakfast?

Don't forget the bacon

 

[Stoneheart]

What normal human eats ten eggs and then more stuff for breakfast?

you dont eat 10 raw eggs and down them with 2 cans of beer as breakfast? how do you bulk up than?

 

[IKOL]

you dont eat 10 raw eggs and down them with 2 cans of beer as breakfast? how do you bulk up than?

MEAT. A LOT OF NATURALLY GROWN UP MEAT.

And hookers.

 

[White_N]

Primitive

Potent Weapons Reach Ukraine Faster Than the Know-How to Use Them

“I have been trying to learn how to use it by reading the manual in English and using Google Translate to understand it,” Sergeant Pysanka said.“

Ukrainians are eager to employ Western equipment, but it requires training to maintain,” said Michael Kofman, the director of Russian studies at C.N.A., a research institute in Arlington, Va. “Some things it’s not easy to rush.”

MEAT. A LOT OF NATURALLY GROWN UP MEAT.

And hookers.

Eat breaded chicken. The corpse of a mother smeared with her dead children.

BRUTAL

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

What normal human eats ten eggs and then more stuff for breakfast?

gotta eat big to get big bro

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

Yep and not only that, because we're sanctioned and cut off from SWIFT, McDonald's, some other things they expect us to riot.

You all talk about MC and Starbucks like it's the only thing affected by sanctions. Many fields in Russia still work because there is still has some pre-war reserves; situation will become more dire towards the fall, if nothing changes. And it will affect healthcare system, it already is.
However, you are right in one thing: it won't lead to any significal protests.

 

[White_N]

You all talk about MC and Starbucks like it's the only thing affected by sanctions. Many fields in Russia still work because there is still has some pre-war reserves; situation will become more dire towards the fall, if nothing changes. And it will affect healthcare system, it already is.
However, you are right in one thing: it won't lead to any significal protests.

It is because retarded normies keep repeating the same bullshit about how Russia struggles because it is not democratic and will definitely fall because in the 90s when McDonalds opened in Mocow, customers liked it when staff smiled at them, and without it, Russia will riot.


But, despite all the derision, the Eurocucks are actually very good at chemistry, and Russia will suffer without it. I still remember the wannabe Mengele who wanted to deny lifesaving medicine to Russian children, and my buddy in Russia who got his teeth fixed in April said that since the special operation it has become cheaper to make a gloden tooth rather than fix natural ones.

This will not be Russia's new nineties, but sanctions will undoubtedly offset all of the growth that has occurred since the Crimean anexation.

 

[Male Idiot]

To be honest that's what I liked about the AK. Very easy to use. It isn't modern, nor flashy, but it is easy to aim and steady.

You have to be a Chris tier tard not to be able to use it.