Aaway
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2016
lol this faggot thinks filming a 10 minute video twice a week and spending a minute poorly editing it is "working"
this guy wouldn't know self-awareness if it slapped him upside his beluga shaped head
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
- Thread starter Gentlebastard
- Start date
-
🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
this guy wouldn't know self-awareness if it slapped him upside his beluga shaped head
- Joined
- Jul 13, 2020
Listening to this fatass talk about being thrifty, not taking advantage of social program, being responsible etc is great. While it's only by the grace of his wife and others that he is able to do nothing. And that huge intake of breath at the start so fatty could say a couple of sentences was great, must mean that his keto diet is really helping him.
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2015
Jesus Christ, 0:47 seconds in he accidentally refers to his mom as his wife and then corrects himself. Why wouldn't he edit that out? He has to know about the Mommywife jokes.
Hungry Homeless Handjob
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2021
I complain about welfare on Facebook but food stamps are OK when my mom had to do it because she did it right and wasn't a welfare queen like all the minorities in the liberal cities. Piss up a tree Fatty.
Watching Mushbrain trying to talk off the top of his head is starting to get downright painful. There's no train to his thought and he's struggling to pronounce anything correctly.
I love how he thinks planning what to eat in advance is some brand-new revolutionary idea he feels the need to explain to his viewers.
"This series gonna teach you the tips and tricks of eating on a budget or trying to stretch a dollar. So many things to tell you Especially during the inflation." get you grammar. [Obj]
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2018
Mommywife is cannon in the Scalfaniverse confirmed. Incredible.
BigDyno392
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 22, 2020
More garbage stew and chili recipes incoming.
- Joined
- Dec 8, 2014
He’s trying really hard to not refer his Mum as Mommywife subsequently. You can pick out that he’s trying to watch his words.
Also notice the Nintendo Switch in the background. This is coming from someone who complained and whined how much he hated the Switch. Get you hypocrisy!
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2020
I've got $5 riding on him not pointing out that fresh vegetables from the supermarket and marked to clear meats are easily the best items to stretch a budget and eat well on - more frequent trips to the grocer is a good excuse for exercise and lets you jump on those one day deals without getting moldmeats.
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2020
This man has pallets of food in his garage and his refrigerator packed to the gills plus another fridge/freezer in the garage. He literally hoards food. What the hell could he possibly know about saving a buck? He has thousands of dollars of food that will be around long after he’s gone. Unless that’s this is part of the money saving technique? Prepper pantry Jack?
I’m still going with the Scalfani money troubles conspiracy theory. The interest on the $3500 MACKbook came due.
I’m still going with the Scalfani money troubles conspiracy theory. The interest on the $3500 MACKbook came due.
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2018
Jack: It's important to go to the store at the right time to get the deals.
Also Jack: Only go to the store once a month.
Also Jack: Only go to the store once a month.
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2021
God I really fucking hate this cunt. He'll bitch out Biden over gas prices he doesn't have to pay but then shit on wagies for not wanting to pay said gas prices.
I wish we had a "this made me MATI" sticker, because Jack has been warranting it lately.
Why does Jack even fucking care? Why does he give a shit if some excel pencil pusher is goofing off at home? He literally just wants these people to work harder for the sake of making them suffer.
Hurry up and die you fat cunt.
Nothing screams "I know how to stretch a dollar" like a custom hat, mounted deer head, and upper middle class house in the background.
JFC I'm actually malding over this cunt today. Fuck you Jack you insufferable parasite.
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2019
I am growing sick of this retard. Same shit over and over.....Its time for another stroke Jack.
Why wait any longer? Its bound to happen so just get it over with strokey!
Why wait any longer? Its bound to happen so just get it over with strokey!
curbside
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2021
It’s funny how big T enables his larping. At a certain point you think she’d say enough is enough.
- Joined
- Jun 10, 2021
His narcissistic tard raging won't ever cease to amaze me. Guy hasn't worked in fucking decades and still thinks he's got some ground to shit on people working from home, the best part being that in many cases these corporate decisions are done over tax benefits and the like instead of productivity losses (the opposite happened in many places), probably thinks he's this big boss man with the best sauces on the market and a successful Chef while the reality couldn't be further away from that!
Jack would rather pretend his arm still works than give in and admit his failure by buying one of these. His narcissism is that severe, and knowing the genius of the Jagoff he would probably fuck up using this thing somehow!
The part of the different lifestyle is what further sells him being closeted to me. His narcissism must have been present even more he married Tammy, and it might be rooted on his overcompensating of his masculinity, which is why he focuses so much on barbecuing and roleplaying as a redneck, as these are the mental image he has of a manly man, one he wears to present himself as someone who couldn't possibly be homosexual. It's actually sad, really. Guy can't accept his own problems and has wasted his life away running from them, built his entire personality on this and will literally die on this hill instead of maturing past this and just simply living a normal life, would be a tragedy if he wasn't such a fucking asshole of a person!
- Joined
- Sep 29, 2020
There's 65 year old pensioners playing golf at country clubs wearing their Reagan/Bush84 hats telling Jack to tone down the boomer shit just a tad
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2020
Whatever keeps him out of her hair she probably lets him do because other than that he’d be screaming “TAMMYYYYYY” every five
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2020
Maybe that was the origin of the gaming channel? If she could get him hooked on a 100 hour RPG, she'd have weeks free for far less than a smoker and meat costs.
- Joined
- May 20, 2020
The more she enables him, the bigger are the chances that Mushbrain will eat himself into a 3rd stroke/amputation/coma/pinebox. The sooner Mushbrain is incapacitated or dead, the faster she can live her life or at least, as @rubytintedchix said, keep him out of her hair.
There is a lot of shit to talk about the Scalfani clan, as over two thousand pages of sperging will attest. But Big T, at least, is capable of following a diet and getting herself into shape.
Tammy, if you're reading this, don't bother with RPGs; most of them require reading and analytical thinking capabilities in order to do anything more than the tutorial, and that would just make Jack angy. Get a roguelike or roguelite game; they are cheap and nigh-endlessly replayable. Just buy him a copy of something like Spelunky, Don't Starve (heh), or Backpack Hero and enjoy your newfound free time.