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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
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Super Hans said:
I love that I work myself to the bone so this welfare queen can shove fast food into his face every day, just to have have him slap me in the face for it.
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I didn't think I could hate his dopey ass bitmojis any more than I already did, but fucking Mushbrain has me MATI at six fucking thirty in the morning as I'm commuting to work. Gimpy McLardass has no idea of actual work.
 
GoodFattyDeadFatty said:
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Start the countdown to a "Why do people just want to argue on Facebook?!? [OBJ] [OBJ]" post.

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Jack wouldn't recognize cognitive dissonance if it paralyzed his right arm.

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It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Take recruitment as an example: Why go in to an office to do the exact same thing I can do at home from sourcing an applicant to making offers and hiring? Plus it cuts idle time fucking off in the break room and puts an added onus on productivity.
 
Jack's biggest fan (ostensibly): I think working from home is better for me.
Jack: YOU ARE A LIAR

Nicest guy on youtube
 
captkrisma said:
It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Take recruitment as an example: Why go in to an office to do the exact same thing I can do at home from sourcing an applicant to making offers and hiring? Plus it cuts idle time fucking off in the break room and puts an added onus on productivity.
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Its also an amusing take in the realm of programming - You could probably count the number of managers in an organization who could tell the difference between their programmers coding, thinking through a problem, or fucking around on one hand. The whole make sure your working excuse really only flies when the people in charge know what work even looks like.

Not that it should matter, as long as deadlines are hit without things being fucked, it doesn't matter. I'm paid salary because they don't want to pay per hour of work, so if I can get two weeks worth of asks done in one, that's in my pocket, not theirs.
 
So Brianna works at a military veteran non-profit. Junior's pretty smart actually...he made his wife fat and disgusting before she could get swept up by a real man, not some guy who's biggest responsibility is to make sure the slushie machine is restocked daily.
 
I found this interesting. I'm sure this was brought up in the past in such a large thread but this was news to me about some of Jack's family history.
 

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GoodFattyDeadFatty said:
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Rare Jackmoji.

And boy does it piss me off, I'll take the top hats.

What the hell is the point to commuting to an office one hour both ways when you could achieve the same productivity or better at home with a VPN and a mediocre laptop? All so you have have people drop into your cubicle and demand you stop everything and answer their questions, as opposed to Teams where it's so much easier to ignore and return to questions when you're free?

More employees being open to this is one of the only good things to come from COVID. I'm in a field where if my employer demanded I return, I could threaten to leave and they would either have to listen or if I left, I'd find a new employer the same week. Why does Jack hate it when employees have power?

Jack of the Lantern said:
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Jack wouldn't recognize cognitive dissonance if it paralyzed his right arm.

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Translation: Jack saw people posting jokes about taking their fifth coffee break or naps during work-from-home and took it 100% seriously.
 
Kosher Salt said:
Jack loves calling people and bitching at them, does he not know that Animal Control has a phone number? Sheesh. What a lunatic.
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The government is full of evil child raping liberals, remember? Why call them in when you can just shoot a dog?

All this over not getting his mail. It’d be easier to just report the dog to animal control, but I guess he feels more like a man if he threatens to use a gun.

That last paragraph of the blog post, tho. Wow, he really wanted internet strangers to give him asspats about him wanting to shoot dogs non discriminatorily.
 
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You first you useless fat parasite.
captkrisma said:
It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.
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Elon's motivation is pretty obvious. What kind of demographic is still insisting on working from home, or "working" from home as many do? People Elon wants to get rid of anyway but doesn't want to have to pay UC. He even said some exceptions would be made but only if you're a true ball of fire.
 
captkrisma said:
It isn't a new thought, it's a lukewarm take from a headline you read. Elon mandated all his executive employees return to the office for work, then broadened the net to include everyone. Some positions actually work a lot more remotely than in an office.

Take recruitment as an example: Why go in to an office to do the exact same thing I can do at home from sourcing an applicant to making offers and hiring? Plus it cuts idle time fucking off in the break room and puts an added onus on productivity.
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Sure, but Jack works from home and we see how that works out. He'd do much better with a supervisor looking over his work. I don't think Tammy's cutting it in that department.
GentlemanFaggot said:
Why does Jack hate it when employees have power?
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What are you, some kind of communist?
 
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