💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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varvarstvo said:
What caught my attention were these comments:
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Reminds you of anything?

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Definitely doesn't sound like Hayden. No sir (:

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varvarstvo said:
It's amazing how much of what was said about The Occulterers in 2009 applies to Gen Sped in 2016.
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Great find @varvarstvo

Guess he's been doing this con-artist shit for much longer than we thought.

Hayden's commercial process
  1. Try to think of an original idea.
  2. Fail
  3. Make a blatant rip off/use a poorly conceived idea
  4. Get cheap help when ever you can (pretty standard for any creative start-up, but the next points add clarity in Hayden's context)
  5. Get some big name stars to work in your production. It doesn't matter if it's only for 2-3 minutes in a series. It can become a critical selling point!
  6. Film on whatever equipment you can. (poor direction and quality doesn't matter)
  7. Edit together poorly. (quality doesn't matter)
  8. Make a trailer that emphasize an historic/unique feature (scientific musical or first trans lead, anything with a built in audience is better)
  9. Sell that trailer as hard as possible to pick up 'positive' press. Use that press to get more contacts and money for next media project
  10. (BONUS) In case of gen zed, use trans issue to shield poor quality of series or hypocrisy in the writing
  11. Release the 'series' and go back to 1)
 
@varvarstvo you wern't kiding. Holy shit hayden used to have so many socks

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That vegetable analogy is so stupid it only could have been conceived by Hayden.
 
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A link in the archive piece @varvarstvo posted has some interesting information. It shows how poorly Hayden makes choices.

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Babelgum is a non-entity at this point. That's all their site has anymore. Their wiki's first line is Babelgum was... Bad investments all around!

I dug through the wiki history and was amazed that there were no edits to the Babelgum article to put in super-special mention of Goodnight Burbank spinoffs.

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Yes, he's been using them credit cards to their limit for everything he does. Oh, and:
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This was in 2009. I'm guessing they don't work there anymore. I'm pretty sure they got fired after asking "Hayden, when are we getting our paychecks again?" too many time.
 
Results from our 1st ultra-scientific kiwi poll

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Great job hayden :story:

We have a new poll!-
In light of recent finds it's worth speculating on when Hayden will show up

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Get answering that poll! :)

I can't spell lol
 
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Ass Manager 3000 said:
Great find @varvarstvo

Guess he's been doing this con-artist shit for much longer than we thought.

Hayden's commercial process
  1. Try to think of an original idea.
  2. Fail
  3. Make a blatant rip off/use a poorly conceived idea
  4. Get cheap help when ever you can (pretty standard for any creative start-up, but the next points add clarity in Hayden's context)
  5. Get some big name stars to work in your production. It doesn't matter if it's only for 2-3 minutes in a series. It can become a critical selling point!
  6. Film on whatever equipment you can. (poor direction and quality doesn't matter)
  7. Edit together poorly. (quality doesn't matter)
  8. Make a trailer that emphasize an historic/unique feature (scientific musical or first trans lead, anything with a built in audience is better)
  9. Sell that trailer as hard as possible to pick up 'positive' press. Use that press to get more contacts and money for next media project
  10. (BONUS) In case of gen zed, use trans issue to shield poor quality of series or hypocrisy in the writing
  11. Release the 'series' and go back to 1)
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It seems this scheme yields ever-diminishing results.

I've already compared the credits for Gen Zed and Goodnight Burbank- not only has Gen Zed been made with far less people on a much smaller budget, but it seems couldn't find many people willing to work with him again.
Hayden also used to make new projects as a much faster rate back in 2009-2011, whreas there's 3-4 years between GNB and Gen Zed.

He probably burned through his money and industry contacts and if Gen Zed is any indication, it's not going to get any better.

Ravana said:
It's just blowing my mind that this shit's been going on since 2009 at the latest.
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He started his foray into "web comedy" in 2005-2006.
That's where his hubris (and whatever small amount of fame he was able to achieve in the industry) comes from: he was one of the first people who started making shows meant especially for the Web, back when places like Youtube weren't on anyone's radar.

He thinks that makes him a hotshot and a revolutionary, when in reality his five minutes of fame ended when everyone realised his shows were shit once the novelty wore off.
 
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Ass Manager 3000 said:
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Could be muslim too hayden.
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Or Orthodox Jewish. Or a member of fucking Falun Dafa. Hell, even some fedoratheist types aren't too fond of homosexuality.

But again Hayden thinks every issue on Earth can be explained by blaming American Christian conservatives. He's exactly likesome of the goobergate spergs who blame literally everything on SJWs. :sighduck:

Orthodox Chrischanity said:
Babelgum is a non-entity at this point. That's all their site has anymore. Their wiki's first line is Babelgum was... Bad investments all around!

I dug through the wiki history and was amazed that there were no edits to the Babelgum article to put in super-special mention of Goodnight Burbank spinoffs.

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Hayden was probably chummy with some of the people on Babelgum considering they were willing to throw him some cash for his shows more than once. No wonder their business went under.
On the other hand, he got a deal with dailymotion for the Cabonauts, and yet that one never went past the pilot stage. Guess they were smarter than Babelgum and said bye to Hayden when they saw the shit he made.

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I bet those people he hired are about as real as Brianna Wu's assistant.
And Hayden's idea of "business talks" probably means he sent unsolicited emails shilling his stuff to various companies and got a standard-issue refusal letter in return.
 
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Why doesn't Hayden give up already on pandering to Tumbrtards already. He lose there interest long ago, i mean hell everyone in this thread are probably the only ones even talking about it. and even then we are talking more about him then the show.
 
Halberd Sonichu said:
Why doesn't Hayden give up already on pandering to Tumbrtards already. He lose there interest long ago, i mean hell everyone in this thread are probably the only ones even talking about it. and even then we are talking more about him then the show.
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Besides that, he can't even pander to them correctly in the first place with how many un-PC (ie. every single joke about Cosby for example) jokes he makes.
I don't think tumblr was his target audience anyway. I'm still on the belief that he made it to pander to his tranny fetish.
 
Hanamura said:
Besides that, he can't even pander to them correctly in the first place with how many un-PC (ie. every single joke about Cosby for example) jokes he makes.
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Eh, not really. While being black does get him some oppression points, after this recent scandal (and the fact he's a cis-male) he may as well be Satan himself according to many sjws. Especially when you take into account many sjws are also racist assholes.
 
Coldgrip said:
Eh, not really. While being black does get him some oppression points, after this recent scandal (and the fact he's a cis-male) he may as well be Satan himself according to many sjws. Especially when you take into account many sjws are also racist assholes.
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Yeah, but the kind of jokes Hayden made about Cosby were rape jokes that were horribly offensive for Tumblr and pretty damn tasteless by non-SJW standards.

Halberd Sonichu said:
Why doesn't Hayden give up already on pandering to Tumbrtards already. He lose there interest long ago, i mean hell everyone in this thread are probably the only ones even talking about it. and even then we are talking more about him then the show.
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Hayden is the Dunning-Krueger effect in action. He thinks that he's a comedy genius and Internet star and that his previous shows were "incredible successes". Even now, he thinks that the fact that Gen Zed got trolled and mocked to hell and back means it's going to be a cult success.

The man is too damn delusional to understand or admit to himself that his whole campaign is a fucking disaster.
 
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