How do you pickup woman? - LEGALLY YOU MONSTERS!

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Depends. Generally i always recite a pseudo-poem which rhymes in 2 to 4 sentences, but i need to analyze the wahmen's physicial appareance for like 5 minutes before scramling the words.
And yes, is in Spanish. Probably can work better with a English native wahmen speaker at this point.
 
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Use two hands or else it’s super uncomfortable. Two gives the girl more support. One also implies you’re a cave dweller or a fireman and we both know you aren’t a fireman.
 
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You pick them up like a six pack of beer, finger in the front hole, finger in the backhole and off you go!
 
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With your legs

Not your back

Unless you want to buy a chiropractor his new car
 
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