How do you pickup woman? - LEGALLY YOU MONSTERS!

[BibiLivesMatter]

How does one pickup a girl without spending gp plox?

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Never skip step 0: roofie her.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

It’s only illegal if there are witnesses

It's all about status. I get women because of who I am. A rapist.

I place my attraction sign at the local mall which lists all the ways I can fix them.

Never skip step 0: roofie her.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAYYYYYY!!!!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAYYYYYY!!!!

Look, you want her in the hole you made in your basement, right?
Listen to us, and you’ll be shouting at her to put lotion on her skin in no time!

 

[Retink]

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAYYYYYY!!!!

Hey, why am I lumped in with the rapists? My sign is completely consensual and doesn't involve any drugs, bindings, or mothers.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

If all fails...

 

[Skitarii]

Domestic abuse shelter

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Hey, why am I lumped in with the rapists? My sign is completely consensual and doesn't involve any drugs, bindings, or mothers.

Causs your way of fixing is just the same

 

[Retink]

Causs your way of fixing is just the same

Taking her to the dentist and driving out the ants like I'm some kind of Southern Saint Patrick is by no means the same.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Taking her to the dentist and driving out the ants like I'm some kind of Southern Saint Patrick is by no means the same.

I think it's time we fix you instead, snip snip time!

 

[Retink]

I think it's time we fix you instead, snip snip time!
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Ah, so you're a pervert I see. Besides, you're too late, I've already been tard wrangled from the vtuber thread, now if only I knew which post got me bonked as I said a lot of retarded shit in that thread and it would be funny to know what finally did it.

 

[Soycast Guy]

“Girl, are you a hammer? Cus I wanna nail you tonight.”

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ah, so you're a pervert I see. Besides, you're too late, I've already been tard wrangled from the vtuber thread, now if only I knew which post got me bonked as I said a lot of retarded shit in that thread and it would be funny to know what finally did it.

I don't know but are you still able to view and react in it? But cheer up! you'll fix her your own way one day!

 

[El Goblina]

IDK you kind of push your arm into her upper leg near the knee, while you place your other arm behind her shoulders, then quickly tip her over into your arms. Often, if she's feeling positive towards it, she'll put her arms around your neck. Go in for a smooch if she responds well.

 

[Retink]

I don't know but are you still able to view and react in it? But cheer up! you'll fix her your own way one day!

It's a hard life being so parched and not being able to tell anyone. Though I can still read it and do give stickers for people who Pippa post.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Just use the Trump method. Grab them by the pussy and lift.