What do you use for lubricant?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

got the new PTFE stuff seems pretty good

 

[DumbDude42]

heavy duty motor oil

 

[N. Gin]

My broken hopes and dreams

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Hot sauce.

 

[Grub]

Vaginal fluid

 

[TerrorSperg99]

To make getting raped in prison a little less painful

 

[Pissmaster]

WD-40

 

[Vingle]

Tiger balm.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

WD-40, but I heard it contains mineral oil and that damages plastics and other materials longterm so lately I've been using CRC contact cleaner.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Your Mom.

 

[JethroTullamore]

cum-lube

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Steroid cream

 

[The Magnificence]

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Blood

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

tears.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Tapatio

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

WD-40, but I heard it contains mineral oil and that damages plastics and other materials longterm so lately I've been using CRC contact cleaner.

 

[Pissmaster]

View attachment 3193029

The best joke in TV history is the episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes to a farming supply store named "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chucks)", because you see, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

 

[Shiawase]

Penrite Lubricants: "Holy moly!"
This grease makes anything fit smooth and slick - No matter how thin, no matter how thick.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Butter. If you ever get your head stuck in the stairway railing, nothing works better. We are talking about getting our heads unstuck from stairway railings, right?