Excuse the shit framing I grabbed this off Twitter
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This fucking idiot is getting offered a plea down to a single misdemeanor from a felony and 2 misdemeanors and he's not taking it? What a complete fucking idiot. Baked you are so fucking stupid holy shit, you literally just played this exact scenario out on a smaller scale in Arizona where you could have taken a slap on the wrist and managed to turn that into 3 months in jail. I hope the government cooks your ass. Yes this is something that happens on the regular to get people to take an L when the state doesn't have a case rather than risk going to trial and the 5% chance at getting wrung up with a 10 year bid on a weak case. No this is not bullshit in your case because you helpfully record your crimes and broadcast them on the internet and if I was the prosecutor I wouldn't even offer you a plea deal. God damn I hope he fights the pending hate crime vandalism trial in court too. I know "felted" is an overused meme on here but this guy keeps going all in on the worst hands so it really fits.
You wanna cry Baked? Maybe piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?