💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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moocow said:
Hey Roy, I want you to stand in front of your bathroom mirror and repeat that first part to yourself, aloud, over and over and over until it dawns on you what it means and how it applies to you.
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If he had done that in time, he'd never have gotten up in front of God and everyone to beseech Elon Musk to make him a vice-chairman of Tesla.
 
@AprilRains On page #40 post #791 (I dunno why I can't link proper) I do list out the steps Roy would need to open a fund (in regards to a hedge fund what I assume he's talking about here). Other funds different things but all share the trait of Roy couldn't manage it. If Roy explains what his new fund idea is I'd be happy to expand on what steps are needed.

Personally I don't like to power level but I know Roy reads here (as he's illegally abused DMCA twice towards this site/null) but as an industry guy he makes us all look bad, I won't make this my faggot blog but, Roy is inept past any nasty smear towards the investing community but also greedier than the same smears. He's like if Scrooge didn't give coal for the fire not because it saved money no matter how cold old Bobby Cratchet was, but because he wanted to chew a few coal brickets.

If Roy is "taking deposits" in sub 2 months at time of writing, he's literally hidden a massive paper trail, or it's just bull shit. Assuming I was a Diamond 1.5 super like Roy, or Musk or Buffet (or had that cash). Literally the slow speed of filing, you could NOT be ready to open a hedge fund in 60 days PERIOD. Call the fucking SEC yourself it will not happen.

I've laughed before Roy is not worth looking into by the real big boys and industry regulators, because he's a fucking retard. If my son said I'm doing an IPO for my lemonade stand, I'd scruff his hair and hand him a 10 dollar bill (and get my cup of lemonade shits yummy) The IRS etc won't care, Roy's on that level.

But if he's looking to hold money and putting word out, we're going to see flying close to the sun, in a bad way. Because I want to laugh at Roy, and he reads here, STOP THIS SHIT. Let me put it this way, I liked that show House it was cool and had a baller theme song. I also earned my first aid merit badge, now if I say, I kinda know med shit and you're back pain sounds like a herniaed disc. No one gives a shit, now if I say, bro skip going to the mayo clinic, I can fix that broken foot in my basement.... oh boy am I gonna end up in trouble, THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE SKIRTING ROY.

Roy as many cows turn on people when it's not helpful for them to suck up or simp for, hell non cows do that.. I call the people that kiss ass when it's only helpful... elected. *rimshot*

Roy is mad Ye, (whos a cow but talented I'm not a real big rap fan but currently by sheer luck I'm listening to Watch the Throne, good ass album) wants silly money for his new record. Now if Roy the tips rank king he could pull a Martin Skilerele or what ever name who got that Wu tang record for millions. Why would the stock master worry about 2 fucking beans? 2 benjis? Or what less that my bar bill at Capital cost (...oh I charged that to corp teheheh)

Roy dropped out of highschool before I was shaving LOL. As a car geek the loss of those rides (being cool cars even worse) is harsh, Roy who's spiteful, doesn't care and just glad people who have more suffer. That's some pretty petty shit man. Also, I'm more glad everyone on the ship is ok, we can make new cars but people have value (wow I'm not a hyper 1.5 capitalist am I?)

Lastly, Roys last tweet I mean I share some agreement, but who doesn't? A stranger doesn't have to hook you up with 5 bucks for a latte, but he could punch you in the face randomly, us humans are a weird species we give so much but randomly are brutal. Let me not side track too much, it's funny he says this as he DEMANDS often he's given a job well past his skill set and then shits on anyone who has more suffering, like the tweet before laughing at people who lost their cars. Roy, money isn't always made in blood, let me tell you about a kid I went to undergrad with (spoiler I use that term for a reason) he was a nice guy active did club sports and trying to get into med school (he did later) but, his dad was killed in a car wreck, some asshole drove drunk nailed him. His father left money, a pretty good chunk IIRC 500k? to his kid. He was smart, he got a cool car, an STi and paid his college invested the rest. Now Roy, picture him, his dad was murdered by an asshole this new car was going to be a gift and something that reminds him of pops. Now it's sitting collecting barnacals next to the fucking Titanic, and you laugh like he was a rich scum bag? Do you even OWN a car Roy? Hell can you drive?

Lastly, I'll end with Roy needs to get into the hip hop game, "my name is Roy, I like money.... serious, that's not funny... I buy stocks worth more than rocks" to a chiptune beat. Shit would be FIRE. Way more value than Ye's 200 dollar record.
 
Thank you for the analysis. I wouldn't worry too much about Roy actually delivering on something he is promising. If he says he's going to be ready to take deposits by April, he won't have a PayPal open within a year.
 
Bassomatic said:
You are correct, assuming Roy passed it, someone in industry would need to check. But anyone trading securities is open game/market. Frankly for investors safety should be.

Eh. depending goals and plans SIE isn't baseline, but for an employer, if you claim this it's not a few calls like say, a personal reference, it's something either you have or don't.

Now your series 7 (basic stock broker) is a lot more indepth than a SIE No way Roy could pass. Also SIE has a touch under 75% pass first time, I doubt he nailed it. Maybe he pre tested and yes people who can barely read pass 7 44 etc etc, but he's a fucking retard, so I assume a failure. (and chimp out they hate 50 year old men and racist etc)

Now aside that pretend he's got all this shit he public has to say who's hes trading with and we KNOW Roy has 0 hook ups so SEC demands a bond self employes and no corp hires retards like him lol.

I've put some long terms into bashing and I hope I haven't isolated any roy fans, but Roy, again please youre the baller Musk boy and I'm not even a 1.5 super geniuns, lets have lunch and record this.
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My understanding of the SIE is it's the only FINRA exam that you can take without an employer sponsoring you. It essentially shows prospective employers that you have a basic level of understanding of financial markets and regulations, before they go to the time, effort and expense of sponsoring you for an actual broker license like the 6 or 7.
I'm sure there is some firm out there that would be willing to employ Roy and sponsor him (a firm I used to work for certainly hired and sponsored their share of losers and fuckups) but there is no way in hell that Roy would be willing to do the menial gruntwork that comes along with being a newly licensed broker.
 
Don't listen to these faggots, Roy! You got this! Those SEC filings are a mere formality and someone of your caliber shouldn't need to worry about waiting to hear back from them before moving forward with your plans. Waiting is for people who don't want to make money and "qualifications" are for the kind of people who have to ask for permission to take bathroom breaks at the office.

Go grab that bull by the horns, Roy! I can't wait to see what you can accomplish!

Dudes I just got in a new shipment of popcorn kernels -- a hundred pounds, ready to pop! I brought enough for everyone.
 
He and Russell Greer get pissy about the same things, and they are both wrong for the same reason. The do and say stupid things in public, then get upset when people discuss the things that they actually do and say in public and call it libel and defamation. Problem is that they actually did and said the things. So sorry if you were off your meds, or having a bad day or an anxiety attack or whatever. You're a grown up, it's your job to take your meds, manage your mental health, and to quote our best droog Alex, "comport yourself publicwise."
Admit you embarrassed yourself and make better choices.
You don't get to sue people for pointing and laughing when you decide to make an ass of yourself. It's just doubling down.
Dude lost all of his fantasy football sandbox Tipranks investments and he still wants people to let him manage their money.
I truly hope he moves forward with being a Rapper. Russ could write for him.
 
Toasty said:
He and Russell Greer get pissy about the same things, and they are both wrong for the same reason. The do and say stupid things in public, then get upset when people discuss the things that they actually do and say in public and call it libel and defamation. Problem is that they actually did and said the things. So sorry if you were off your meds, or having a bad day or an anxiety attack or whatever. You're a grown up, it's your job to take your meds, manage your mental health, and to quote our best droog Alex, "comport yourself publicwise."
Admit you embarrassed yourself and make better choices.
You don't get to sue people for pointing and laughing when you decide to make an ass of yourself. It's just doubling down.
Dude lost all of his fantasy football sandbox Tipranks investments and he still wants people to let him manage their money.
I truly hope he moves forward with being a Rapper. Russ could write for him.
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And no one even gives a shit about Roy. He brings up his embarrassing behavior on his own, without any provocation.
 
DuckofDoom said:
My understanding of the SIE is it's the only FINRA exam that you can take without an employer sponsoring you. It essentially shows prospective employers that you have a basic level of understanding of financial markets and regulations, before they go to the time, effort and expense of sponsoring you for an actual broker license like the 6 or 7.
I'm sure there is some firm out there that would be willing to employ Roy and sponsor him (a firm I used to work for certainly hired and sponsored their share of losers and fuckups) but there is no way in hell that Roy would be willing to do the menial gruntwork that comes along with being a newly licensed broker.
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Things might have changed, and tightened up but I think if you had a SIE, and SRO (self regulatory org) roughly speaking an auditor and could bond X amount, you could do it? For example someone trying to open a one man trader gig.. not that mom and pop brokerages are really that common.

Again, I do not hold an SIE, nor a 7.

Granted this is all moot being Roy would need to find a company that is willing to watch him and come up with a large sum (talking 7 figures). Again please don't quote me, aside keeping active on my creds I am not really in the market to add to my certs, well fiscally, i would like to learn to fly a helo, I'm sure Dr. Roy is also an expert after playing Jungle Strike on Sega Genesis.

In regards to Roys pity me tweet, if you aren't in good health why in gods name are you looking at a high stress job? People do talk a lot of shit (and much of it well earned) about brokers etc but stats prove drug use, mental illness (caused by work) suicide are higher than most lines of work, surpassing some first responders even. It's very high pressure. Roy is a dumb greedy man who thinks it's gamble with other people's money and no one cares when you lose and you get a cut on the win.

Also I know I'm beating a dead horse, how is literally showing the same clip, something that happened in reality slander? Legally speaking, Dr (and lets assume esq, ugh tism side note lawyers use it but it means nothing state side, I'm merely mocking Roy and pointing out he probably thinks he's worthy of the supreme court) Slander can't be true. Mean things, no matter how bad are not slander. R Kelly, is a rapist. For example. Also Roy has to PROVE that people laughing at him has hurt him, being someone who's well Roy, the lack of a college education, any Series cert, any exp hell let alone jobs... I could for example legally say Roy is a dog fucker, and that won't damage his career, because well Roy is unemployed and tries to get "CEO" jobs as an addmited highschool drop out. They aren't hiring him not because I made a false claim, but because well Roy is Roy.

These laws go so far back and are very simple, but lolcows all seem to ignore them.

What ever, Roy wants a chance in the industry, why does he keep ignoring my offer for an interview? When I get these crazy NFT 45090945604% over night tips, I can tell my boss to pick him up. Ok.. fuck it that's low hanging bait but I'd love to listen to this insanity and deal with it in a professional and polite way and watch Roys spin.
 
Roy can't seem to decide whether he wants to oppose capitalist oppressors or be one. Probably both, idiot that he is.
 
AprilRains said:
Roy can't seem to decide whether he wants to oppose capitalist oppressors or be one. Probably both, idiot that he is.
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Roy thinks that the only thing wrong with rich capitalists robbing the common man is that he isn't one himself. If that ever happened, which is, admittedly, completely impossible, Roy's position would suddenly dramatically clarify.
 
Financial genius, everyone:
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e: Someone you should definitely take advice from (from College Truth blog):
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Hey Roy, have fun filing your u4 when you go to get a series.

You fucking MONG. In lay mans, the U4 form, is something of a back round check for your own fiscal standings. While nothing per say bans you from testing (assuming he could get a sponsor) with bad credit, even a bankruptcy. FINRA can wave you away if shit looks bad. Roy also just publicly stated he plans to defraud the gov, by not paying a loan back to them. BA FUCKING VO Roy.

The scam of the hedge fund was close to the sun but this guy isn't employed at all and he's trying to get himself banned from fucking a job flipping burgers let alone near stocks.

You have WAY more flexibility with private loans than fed, what in gods name is he talking about? I spoke earlier about the people skirting them is part of why gov stepped in and took student loans over.

Also Roy thinks he can just not pay back the gov when he makes it? Oh man, I know he's probably never filed taxes or had a job but they can and WILL take your shit. Not having anything blood from a stone and all but Roy somehow thinks he has this "one hack banks don't want you to know click here" idea of making millions being a hedge fund hot shot and just not paying bills. First and foremost as mentioned people can and will take your shit, second doing stuff like this can cause you to lose your certs or as mentioned before stone wall you from getting into getting a series at all. Lastly, if you think you can weasel under a LLC they just take YOUR company.

This literally reminds me of Homer Simpsons on HEL (home equity loans) "I get the money and the house gets the bill!!"

This is new levels of stupid and borderline criminal I love it Roy. Please never change.
 
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I watched the first one, I'm not sure I can8 get through an hour of his nasal whining on the second one. The first one was exactly what I expected. Yet another "explanation" of the tesla incident. He once again says it was totally unplanned and he didn't mean it, then explains how it was completely planned and every word was accurate. He says that he has mental breakdowns that he can't control, but it's not fair to say that he has mental problems. He asked the question moderator beforehand if he could ask about a vice chair or ceo position and was told not to. This gave him a sad. So he did it anyway.
He pisses and moans about his financial problems and says no one cares. At least he is right about something. He is a level 2 super genius capitalist entrepreneur, surely he can handle the idea that it's no one else's concern.
He ends the video by once again asking for something absurd from Elon Musk. He wants 4 grand a month.
 
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