🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Holdek said:
Yes! I did that once! I sent him a dollar in an envelope in the mail, and he actually came through and e-mailed me a comic. I think I wanted it because the preview involved a decrepit comic book artist living with his mother who opened a time portal to go back to college. Tbh I kind of lost interest but this reminds me to read it. So yes, the claim that Sweet has never sold a comic is false, thanks at least to Holdek at the Kiwi Farms :lol:
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I remember that he said that it had to be cash because he wasn't allowed to have a checking account after the Unfortunate Incident with his crackhead bro. Online payment processors were completely beyond his reach, he used to go on about paypal being unsafe Buck Rogers technology that was going to rip everyone off somehow, then disappear into the darkness like the darkies that beat up his mom.

Edit: Sorry, like the jigaboos that beat up his mom.
 
This dipshit getting lost in a hospital for ten hours as a forty something year adult is still one of my favorite lolcow moments half a decade later.
 
Ruin said:
This dipshit getting lost in a hospital for ten hours as a forty something year adult is still one of my favorite lolcow moments half a decade later.
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And what separates it as an lolcow moment from, say, an intellectually disabled person moment, is Sweet insisting it was someone else's fault. Nobody told me how to get out of the hospital!
 
More sperging from Sweetie Pie over the past few days.

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PupKiss by HaggisMcCrablice on DeviantArt

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Jon mentions his old app ideas (including the extremely retarded half-past 1997 college living dorm online school app), and also mentions one he thought up for pet owners - nobody told him that such a thing (several of them, in fact) already exists. Regardless, Jon will never make an app. He has no money to hire any "code monkeys," and despite having virtually unlimited time, has never learned to code himself. That would take away from his valuable time watching children's shows, eating garbage, and sleeping behind dumpsters, I suppose. There are literally dozens of free apps that teach people that Jon could download on his shitty chromebook (which will stop receiving automatic updates in June, so seeing him ree about computer problems again might be fun), but that involves learning, and is also a good idea, so he won't.

He then rants about how he would totally sell all of these apps, which he can't even make or finance, to Amazon if it weren't for us mean ol' Kiwi Fruits.

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Feb 12, 2022 by HaggisMcCrablice on DeviantArt

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Jon responds to screencaps he took weeks ago. He seems to have regressed in his delusions somewhat, which kind of feeds into my theory that he's becoming more desperate for attention as time goes on, or maybe he's getting crazier. Regardless, this is a good example of his turbo-autism.

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A Romantic Dinner by HaggisMcCrablice on DeviantArt

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Jon feeds dogs on his bed again. No word as to whether or not the "scraps" are roadkill, dumpster food, or whatever bits of hot pocket that Thumbskull somehow didn't cram in his own mouth.
 
Picklechu said:
More sperging from Sweetie Pie over the past few days.


Jon responds to screencaps he took weeks ago. He seems to have regressed in his delusions somewhat, which kind of feeds into my theory that he's becoming more desperate for attention as time goes on, or maybe he's getting crazier. Regardless, this is a good example of his turbo-autism.
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Quite the harebrained, semiliterate rant.

I especially enjoyed this bit of fine writing from Thumb Skull the Contortionist: "I kept my ear close to the ground and read the writing on the wall."
 
Think over how Jonny the deformed lunatic spent weeks fuming over posts here before coming up with something to rebuke it, and how his usual method to dealing with his delusions being broken is to tard scream them louder to try and lie to himself. There's a reason that he got lost in a small countryside clinic for hours on end.

And to think; his misery for the past 25 years is entirely due to refusing to change the two broken levers in his head. A normal person doesn't fume and go "If they say not to do X, then I'll fuggin do it!" and then cry that it wasn't his fault that it happened. Also normal people usually can look up guides or ask and listen to help when faced with Y problem, but Jonny just gibbers and cries and screams no one TELLS him how.
 
Picklechu said:
Jon mentions his old app ideas (including the extremely retarded half-past 1997 college living dorm online school app), and also mentions one he thought up for pet owners - nobody told him that such a thing (several of them, in fact) already exists. Regardless, Jon will never make an app. He has no money to hire any "code monkeys," and despite having virtually unlimited time, has never learned to code himself.
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No, no, no. You see, Jon is an ideas man. Why do you think they call him The Giant Brain? He would never reduce himself to the drudgery of doing actual grunt work, and in fact, almost every post where he mentions people who work for a living, he puts them down as drones slaving away at jobs, etc. (although presumably it would be fine if they were slaving away to make Jon's app).

Adamska said:
And to think; his misery for the past 25 years is entirely due to refusing to change the two broken levers in his head. A normal person doesn't fume and go "If they say not to do X, then I'll fuggin do it!" and then cry that it wasn't his fault that it happened. Also normal people usually can look up guides or ask and listen to help when faced with Y problem, but Jonny just gibbers and cries and screams no one TELLS him how.
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Correct. The former types usually end up in Segregated Housing Units. The latter never make it out of diapers.
 
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I wish these white trash fucks would spay and neuter their goddamn dogs so that these poor deformed, deaf, and dumb playmates would stop being born to keep Sweet busy and possibly away from his brother's house.
He used to play with the dogs there. Now they're at his hovel having doggie dates and inbreeding while he jerks off and watches.
Anything to keep him away from his nieces and nephews I guess?
I'm not even calling him a pedo (although there is a case to be made there) he's just a really dangerous retard. It's dangerous how retarded he is and he would likely get a child killed if unsupervised for any amount of time ever.
The dogs are like little meat shields :/
 
Ramona said:
I wish these white trash fucks would spay and neuter their goddamn dogs so that these poor deformed, deaf, and dumb playmates would stop being born to keep Sweet busy and possibly away from his brother's house.
He used to play with the dogs there. Now they're at his hovel having doggie dates and inbreeding while he jerks off and watches.
Anything to keep him away from his nieces and nephews I guess?
I'm not even calling him a pedo (although there is a case to be made there) he's just a really dangerous retard. It's dangerous how retarded he is and he would likely get a child killed if unsupervised for any amount of time ever.
The dogs are like little meat shields :/
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At one point Jon talked about how one of his dogs used to “visit his girlfriend on the other side of town at night” but then got hit by a car. He has the mind of a 5 year old. He shouldn’t be allowed near animals unsupervised, as multiple events have shown.

Probably his reaction to animal welfare agencies’ public service announcements about spaying and neutering your pets is something like “No, fartknockers!”
 
Holdek said:
At one point Jon talked about how one of his dogs used to “visit his girlfriend on the other side of town at night” but then got hit by a car. He has the mind of a 5 year old. He shouldn’t be allowed near animals unsupervised, as multiple events have shown.
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Jesus fucking Christ I didn't know or forgot about how he did that. And yet he demands pity for being so shit he lets them roam in the streets.
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Probably his reaction to animal welfare agencies’ public service announcements about spaying and neutering your pets is something like “No, fartknockers!”
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It is; he also gibbers and moans whenever you shit on pitties, because of course he tries to get his hands on those despite his city banning them because of retard owners like him.
 
Picklechu said:
More sperging from Sweetie Pie over the past few days.


Jon mentions his old app ideas (including the extremely retarded half-past 1997 college living dorm online school app), and also mentions one he thought up for pet owners - nobody told him that such a thing (several of them, in fact) already exists. Regardless, Jon will never make an app. He has no money to hire any "code monkeys," and despite having virtually unlimited time, has never learned to code himself. That would take away from his valuable time watching children's shows, eating garbage, and sleeping behind dumpsters, I suppose. There are literally dozens of free apps that teach people that Jon could download on his shitty chromebook (which will stop receiving automatic updates in June, so seeing him ree about computer problems again might be fun), but that involves learning, and is also a good idea, so he won't.

He then rants about how he would totally sell all of these apps, which he can't even make or finance, to Amazon if it weren't for us mean ol' Kiwi Fruits.


Jon responds to screencaps he took weeks ago. He seems to have regressed in his delusions somewhat, which kind of feeds into my theory that he's becoming more desperate for attention as time goes on, or maybe he's getting crazier. Regardless, this is a good example of his turbo-autism.


Jon feeds dogs on his bed again. No word as to whether or not the "scraps" are roadkill, dumpster food, or whatever bits of hot pocket that Thumbskull somehow didn't cram in his own mouth.
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Holy Crap I got quoted. And he's apparently going to get a buddy to look up my address? Good luck with that Sweet. I don't live in Arkansas anymore, and haven't in a long time. I'll make it easy for you Sweet. I live in Memphis, Tennessee. Go nuts. @Holdek we appear to be Sweet's arch-nemesises (nemisi?) now. If he gets too close to you, the safe house is available for you.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Holy Crap I got quoted. And he's apparently going to get a buddy to look up my address? Good luck with that Sweet.
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IIRC, his "old friend from the Herald days" is the guy who, as a non-traditional student back in the '90s, felt bad for Jon, who was and is obviously retarded and friendless, and helped him get a position on the Herald. Jon repaid this kindness by being a mega-sperg. I believe this is also the same person who told Jon to "look outside of his narrow definition of normal," which Jon autistically misinterpreted and latched on to in order to justify his complete lack of curiosity about anything and his objectively abnormal lifestyle and thought processes.

This person also threatened Jon with legal action if he ever contacted him again. I'm not sure why Sweetie Pie thinks that he would do him any favors, assuming he isn't retired already since he would be in his late 50s or early 60s at this point.

Anyway, 22 months left for the Teapot Domers to meet Sweetums' goal of turning the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024.
 
I realized that, like everyone who's actually been in his life if they're lucky, I had forgotten all about Sweetie Pie. I went to check if he'd gone to the great buffet in the sky or to jail, but he's just been boring. Other than a post about his senpai Chris' 40th birthday, it's just a bunch of cartoon sperging alongside a few pics of dogs in his bed throughout March and early April, and silence (at least on Deviantart and YouTube) since then.

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Nothing interesting, so I guess those sporadic bursts of activity last year were an outlier and he's back to masturbating to children's shows. Either that or the fact that his cheap-ass chromebook has now stopped receiving updates means that it's gotten some awful virus from a fart fetish website or something.
 
He's alive.

https://www.deviantart.com/haggismc...-Brain-Addresses-an-Ignorant-Critic-649701269
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He responded to my post from February with the classics, including accusing all of us - including me, someone who has literally made a living helping get Republicans elected - of being liberal Democrats.

https://www.deviantart.com/haggismccrablice/art/And-introducing-Shadow-912523776
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He got a new dog. No word on whether or not he's going to feed this one roadkill or from a dumpster.

https://www.deviantart.com/haggismccrablice/art/87-00-584603373
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Casual racism (along with an announcement that he's apparently still making Racist Fart Comics) and a weird sandwich.

There were a handful of other posts, but they were even less interesting than these.
 
Picklechu said:
He's alive.

https://www.deviantart.com/haggismc...-Brain-Addresses-an-Ignorant-Critic-649701269
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He responded to my post from February with the classics, including accusing all of us - including me, someone who has literally made a living helping get Republicans elected - of being liberal Democrats.
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Yeah, I saw that. It’s just a jumbled, confused rant, even more than usual. He’s starting to smear all his tropes together in his mind. I did find this slightly interesting, though:
Pity I haven't see a nickel of the profits for my brilliiant idea--yet... but I assure you I have gotten in touch via e-mail with the people running the operation about rectifying this situation, and I hope to hear back from them soon.
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Is he saying he’s e-mailing the people running the college sports team themed hotels and asking for compensation for his “college dorm living for middle aged men/sex trafficking compound” idea?
 
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