DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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Phil has the ability to 'mix up' the schedule this week if he isn't that interested in Sifu or whatever. I just want to give a shout out to Phil's boss for allowing this kind of flexibility based on Phil's interests - if only Kat's boss weren't such a stickler about scheduling. It's rare to find a blue collar work environment with this kind of flexibility.

Phil is now doing a segment about gauging the success of games based on the subs/members they bring in.
This is odd, given that he seems to have forgotten he is supposed to be power-begging for tips right now and told people to forgo memberships to tip him just 3 days ago.
Keep your narratives straight, Phil. You're supposed to be literally starving if you don't get cash in hand right now.

EDIT: ALERT. IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
"FROM SOFTWARE GAMES BRING BUTTS TO THE SEATS"
I'm so glad. The GTA trilogy brought so many butts, but now we get even more butts. The stream is saved!
 
Phil had one bad stream and is already trying to finesse his way out of playing dying light :story: watch, next time he'll tell his fans in the chat that they aren't enjoying the playthrough.
 
"Feasting with the King, where I try certain cuisines, usually something weird and outside the box."

I'm sure people like Filipinos appreciate their cultural dishes being called "weird", Phil.
 
I cannot tell you how much i hope FromSoft says something to leave a bad taste in Phil's mouth the way Dying Light did. Because all it takes is one tweet from George R. R. Martin and he'll be actively looking for anything in Elden Ring to shit on. He puts more energy into being negetive than playing the game.
 
Surly Muppet said:
"FROM SOFTWARE GAMES BRING BUTTS TO THE SEATS"
I'm so glad. The GTA trilogy brought so many butts, but now we get even more butts. The stream is saved!
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I can't wait to see if Elden Ring has the equivalent of the Old Monk. And Phil eats the floor.

I mean, he will eventually with the game, but moments like that are the chef's kiss.
 
Phil is laughing because the 'shitheads' laughed at him for having a slow premiere stream, and now he hit the last 3 tips goals.
So it backfired on us.

So please tip to own the trolls then? That thing that people were specifically told not to do yesterday?
He also finally remembered that he is supposed to be begging for tips to afford his bills.

It did really backfire on us. Especially when Slayer coughs up $150 by himself because Phil finally stopped blueballing him and played the game he asked for.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
Has the easiest job in the world. Literally rolls out of bed at the last fucking second, doesn't even brush his teeth. Holy shit.
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My problem is why he even has to fucking announce it in the first place... Just go fucking brush your teeth and whatever the fuck else it is you do and start the stream..... Why the fuck do your wheelies need to know what you're doing? It's so fucking stupid.
 
Surly Muppet said:
It did really backfire on us. Especially when Slayer coughs up $150 by himself because Phil finally stopped blueballing him and played the game he asked for.
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You're just moving the goalposts dood. *snort* if even one person likes Phil's livescreams enough to donate then that makes it meaningful *ACK ACK ACK ACK*

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Remember when he said whether he hits the tip goal is no ones buisiness but his? Those were the days. Well.. it was one hour and it was yesterday, but hey! Now Phil can dab on us and flex his money like he always does. Maybe he'll buy another condo and a Beamer.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil is laughing because the 'shitheads' laughed at him for having a slow premiere stream, and now he hit the last 3 tips goals.
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Phil tries his best to make detractors care about nothing but how much money he gets. This is toxic as fuck but i will never feel "defeated" by when phil does well, i'll just look forward to the next time. Just two nights ago he got the fuck beat out of him in street fighter by gojitenks AGAIN, getting beat up, and his salty rants about gojitents, makes it all worth it.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Phil is laughing because the 'shitheads' laughed at him for having a slow premiere stream, and now he hit the last 3 tips goals.
So it backfired on us.

So please tip to own the trolls then? That thing that people were specifically told not to do yesterday?
He also finally remembered that he is supposed to be begging for tips to afford his bills.

It did really backfire on us. Especially when Slayer coughs up $150 by himself because Phil finally stopped blueballing him and played the game he asked for.
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And this is not even correct. He hit the tips goal not because people made fun of him for not scamming $150 during the Dying Light stream. He just hit the tips goal those streams because he cried on stream and on Twitter about the meanies on KF making fun of him. Then, made multiple begging tweets and constantly begged during his streams. Oh, and don't forget Timboslice that probably gave $50 to DSP (instead of giving it to the people that he owe the money) just because he got caught whaling again.

It's not us, it's how you indoctrinated your fans. Get your shit right, at least.
 
DSP was not born positively. He is not a gamer. I've never see such a person just crap on everything. People like him are truly energy draining to be around or in this case, hear him talk negatively about everything. 1 of my hottest gaming takes is I think MineCraft is the dumbest game ever. That's where I or anyone who would agree with me STOPS. I'm aware of the popularity but now here's DSP regardless of anything. GAME SUCKS, FAN BASE SUCKS, THOSE THAT STREAM SAID GAME ARE MONEY GRABBING SHILLS, insert gaming company and shit all over them as well. Who does this?! It's in his mine nothing can be popular. Just be happy, man! We all know you are not and imo if DSP just started to talk a lot less, he'd maybe sorta be a bit tolerable.
 
Phil's incoming Sifu Rage Quit Arc

Hi Phil!

"I'm playing seafood on Tuesday." :stress:
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You will hate and rage quit Sifu.
- it looks like you can't just mash buttons
- combat looks fast and punishing (and great btw)
- if you lose you will age. Works basically like continues. If you want a better start for example the third level, you better load the second level and die as few times as possible this time to have more "continues" for level three and so on. See also explanation down below.
- if you lose vs a boss, you have to do the whole stage over! ahahahaha Edit: Misunderstanding on my part
- NO EASY MODE

Quote from the review that cracked me up:
"Many people will not be able to play this video game for the same reason that many people can't play fighting games online. The barrier to entry is just too high. Some people don't have the reflexes necessary to react to incoming enemy attacks especially given the lack of telegraphing going on. Some people are just not going to be up for the repetition that this game demands. They'll wish for an easier path through it because they enjoy the fighting, they enjoy the aesthetics, the level design but they just can't handle how frustrating it can be. None of this challenge is accidental by the way. It was absolutely designed to be exactly this.

Earlier I mentioned that thing about your death counter not resetting when you kill a boss. That has huge implications on your ability to push through to the subsequent level. Since if you were age 55 but your death counter had reset to zero, you would have plenty of attempts available to you in that next level. If however you are 55 and your death counter sits at six or seven because the boss was kicking your ass, then you may only have two three attempts at the next level before it's game over."

Get fucked Phil!
 
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It is fucking reeeeeeeeeetar ted that Phil gets any money at all for his absolutely boring streams. But the thing is, we all know that money burns holes in his pockets. His streams are like watching Mt. Boring erupt.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
My problem is why he even has to fucking announce it in the first place... Just go fucking brush your teeth and whatever the fuck else it is you do and start the stream..... Why the fuck do your wheelies need to know what you're doing? It's so fucking stupid.
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An insecure manchild like him needs everything in his arsenal to flex that he has everything under control in his life. Totally functional and stable adult human being(male) that pays his bills, mows his lawn, kisses his wife, does home improvement/maintenance etc.
 
Lady Adjani said:
February is a pretty slow month when it comes to games, he's already disappointed dying light 2 didn't bring in the viewers he expected and elden ring won't release until the very end of the month.

What are his other options, play Skyrim till the 25th?
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Alotta Peepul LOVES his Skyrim playthrough. They even made a Skyrim themed border for his web cam and all, how cool is that?

SomeBoyo said:
Who will age faster, DSP or his seafood character?
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His seafood character. I think there is a legit chance for Phil to set some kind of record for dying of old age in the game
ZehnBoat said:
someone needs to force dsp to live in a laboratory skinner box and just stream that
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It helps if you look at Phil as a sort of IRL Vault Tec experiment
 
I fucking hate how he constantly belches into the microphone. I’ve grown less and less tolerant of when he does it. I almost instantly mute or click away. And he wonders why people call him a pig
 
UaineRunei said:
It's not us, it's how you indoctrinated your fans. Get your shit right, at least.
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His goalposts on wheels are a factor here, too. When he isn't getting tips, he tries to be 'positive' and ramps up the begging. When he does get them, he uses it to try to gloat over the trolls and try to cover for his begging. But crucially, at no point does he need to be overly grateful to his fans. They're either tipping for the wrong reason (to own the trolls), or the trolls got owned and that's all that collectively matters.

Interesting moment right before beginning gameplay - Phil burped, paused to say wow, then leaned back in to the mic to burp again.
I bring this up because it's one of the most intentional mic-burps I've ever seen. Usually the movement is a little less obvious, but he clearly moved to the mic to finish the belch. Then commented that it was good he got it out of the way before starting gameplay, which I assume means he didn't want it on the YT video.

However, it was maybe, what, 3 months ago when Phil said he was going to stop belching into the mic because some people said they found it disgusting, and he proceeded to quiet his burps. Some factor here explicitly changed, with someone watching the streams that he knew didn't like the burping, but now apparently being confident that the person is gone. I suspect this was Kat, as Phil is aware she's at work right now. That, or it was some whale who has now tapped out, so he has immediately reverted. Someone clearly directly influenced him and he has reverted as soon as he knew they weren't watching. Further confirming that he is fully aware he's disrespecting his regular viewers and enjoys it.
 
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