🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[instythot]

I know people liked him, but he wasn't exactly exuding charisma, he could be pretty cringe and dry at times

He just had a very low tolerance for stupid shit and would often interject things like "lol no that's fucking stupid. Shut up fag" rather than let it get out of control and rambling. In other words, exactly what the Killstream needed and has been sorely missing for quite some time

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

we all know meigh stands a chance to beat the fuck out of him. i mean the dude has no block game. physically speaking, anyway.

Who Designed this character? The mobilty of Potemkin, the HP of Chipp and negative on every move! The only gimmick is that His win animation Plays, even If you loose and it's Just him having a stroke.... Worst fighter ever...

 

[Moral plague]

Why is Ralph like this? He's capable of doing 180s so fast over the smallest joke, it'd give any normal person whiplash. Is it legitimate antisocial personality disorder, or was this just groomed/traumatized into him by his parents, and further augmented by drug abuse?
Ralph is a funny pig. I hope he takes better care of himself and doesn't have a stroke. I also hope he gets rid of that obnoxious videogame noise from super chats, it makes content unbearable.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Why is Ralph like this? He's capable of doing 180s so fast over the smallest joke, it'd give any normal person whiplash. Is it legitimate antisocial personality disorder, or was this just groomed/traumatized into him by his parents, and further augmented by drug abuse?
Ralph is a funny pig. I hope he takes better care of himself and doesn't have a stroke. I also hope he gets rid of that obnoxious videogame noise from super chats, it makes content unbearable.

Wigger ego

 

[Disheveled Human]

Why is Ralph like this? He's capable of doing 180s so fast over the smallest joke, it'd give any normal person whiplash. Is it legitimate antisocial personality disorder, or was this just groomed/traumatized into him by his parents, and further augmented by drug abuse?
Ralph is a funny pig. I hope he takes better care of himself and doesn't have a stroke. I also hope he gets rid of that obnoxious videogame noise from super chats, it makes content unbearable.

Wigger ego. He probably picked this up in jail, but most likely its because he was bullied hard as a kid and is trying to over compensate.

 

[Moral plague]

I knew kids bullied hard in middle school and they didn't turn out to be wiggers of Ralph's magnitude lmfao. One turned schizo, but I don't think that was the bullying. What about Ralph and the story about how he hanged someone's dog over a kitchen chair? Was that dismissed from Gunt Canon?

 

[Radical Cadre]

I just really want all these internet fags to crash their autistic train sets into each other.

I don't want the trains to get hurt though!!

 

[Zilortha]

Ralph's failure is his own fault because he pushes people away who would've stayed by him despite his retarded antics. All of his allies get burned the second they slight him. No loyalty.

He's incapable of laughing at himself. Give gator, or Jim, or any of those guys all the shit you want, but they are capable of taking a joke and laughing at themselves.
Ralph has positioned himself around a bunch of comedians and online entertainers, does dumb shit, and then acts like they've betrayed him when they laugh at his antics. It's just ridiculous. He takes himself way too seriously.

 

[Gay Pizza]

Why is Ralph like this? He's capable of doing 180s so fast over the smallest joke, it'd give any normal person whiplash. Is it legitimate antisocial personality disorder, or was this just groomed/traumatized into him by his parents, and further augmented by drug abuse?
Ralph is a funny pig. I hope he takes better care of himself and doesn't have a stroke. I also hope he gets rid of that obnoxious videogame noise from super chats, it makes content unbearable.

Lots to be insecure about.

 

[sweetstone]

Gator is so insufferable. It was legitimately painful listening to him on Flamenco's stream. He's finally allowed to talk down about the gunt, but he still has to keep up the facade that kiwifarms are wrong about his dox and Josh is some super secret behind the scenes bad guy.

 

[Gaymead]

I have friend who didnt know about ralph vs metokur drama and he follows it like i do. he only found it out from some ralph alog blog or smthg by accident.
@Null is such a disingenuous prick with that statement that the ones who care already know for not putting this in featured

@Spectre_06 please stop inserting yourself into e-drama that you’ve NO part in WHATSOEVER whilst using an alt to hide your true identity; you are not a citizen reporter, you are an attention whore who craves to be seen as a legit journo expert of legalese but you will alway live under the shadow of the Gunt and Rackets.

Now, forgive me, or rate me if you want to, but this post just seemed like something only the legendary lance-corporal would make in order to gain intel on this exciting development so he can scam more clueless idiots into giving them his “expertise”.

 

[guntigo]

Who Designed this character? The mobilty of Potemkin, the HP of Chipp and negative on every move! The only gimmick is that His win animation Plays, even If you loose and it's Just him having a stroke.... Worst fighter ever...

they corrected it with the dlc, he shits all over everything and has a tag team horse tranny to swap out. i heard if you pair him up with jim metokur or the reptile gamer, the game freezes and you hear an annoying dolphin laughing noise. if you try to reset, it just makes shart noises followed by IT'S NAWT TRUUUUU. $100 just to get the raccoon skin, smh.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I knew kids bullied hard in middle school and they didn't turn out to be wiggers of Ralph's magnitude lmfao. One turned schizo, but I don't think that was the bullying. What about Ralph and the story about how he hanged someone's dog over a kitchen chair? Was that dismissed from Gunt Canon?

my armchair analalysis is that he has never actually had friends so doesn't understand that giving and taking shit is part of a normal friendship. If I had to guess, I'd say he spent his entire life trying to be friends with the cool kids and getting rejected but still thinking he was too good to hang out with any "nerds" so he just stayed in social purgatory and has no idea how to actually act in a social dynamic. He idolizes movie tough guys who don't take no shit and thinks that's how to actually be a man.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

my armchair analalysis is that he has never actually had friends so doesn't understand that giving and taking shit is part of a normal friendship. If I had to guess, I'd say he spent his entire life trying to be friends with the cool kids and getting rejected but still thinking he was too good to hang out with any "nerds" so he just stayed in social purgatory and has no idea how to actually act in a social dynamic. He idolizes movie tough guys who don't take no shit and thinks that's how to actually be a man.

Ethan is 100% the type of kid to try to bully someone, and have "victim" respond with a firm "fuck off fatty"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

my armchair analalysis is that he has never actually had friends so doesn't understand that giving and taking shit is part of a normal friendship. If I had to guess, I'd say he spent his entire life trying to be friends with the cool kids and getting rejected but still thinking he was too good to hang out with any "nerds" so he just stayed in social purgatory and has no idea how to actually act in a social dynamic. He idolizes movie tough guys who don't take no shit and thinks that's how to actually be a man.

this, gunt is all projection.
It's like the story the dude who knew him as a child told. Gunt was a fat little psycho cartman who bullied the kids around him because he wanted to be cool, to the point of him hanging and killing a dog. He makes fun of Jade because he actually wants to fuck Jade. He makes fun of Jim being anon and changing his name, because he wished he could be anon on the internet. etc etc etc.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Gator is so insufferable. It was legitimately painful listening to him on Flamenco's stream. He's finally allowed to talk down about the gunt, but he still has to keep up the facade that kiwifarms are wrong about his dox and Josh is some super secret behind the scenes bad guy.

>inb4 the gator 'betrayal' is some autistic gay op he and ralph cooked up to somehow lend credibility to their qualms with the farms

 

[John Andrews Stan]

this, gunt is all projection.
…He makes fun of Jade because he actually wants to fuck Jade. He makes fun of Jim being anon and changing his name, because he wished he could be anon on the internet. etc etc etc.

He makes fun of Andy’s gf aborting their baby because he wishes Faith and Meigh had aborted his.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He makes fun of Andy’s gf aborting their baby because he wishes Faith and Meigh had aborted his.

Well we know he tried to convince Faith too. I guess after May flees the Gunt we will hear if he “supported her decision either way” when she told him she thought she was pregnant, or if he only suggested it after he found out the re-roll was a girl.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

LMAO someone please archive this video:

https://twitter.com/liangxiaob/status/1489055549027086336?s=21

 

[Born to Be Wasted]

LMAO someone please archive this video:

https://twitter.com/liangxiaob/status/1489055549027086336?s=21