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Noah is the founder of a noble charity that funds fake peepees for those in need :optimistic:

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I am between jobs, I am broke as shit, I am in too much pain to really do anything, I might lose my housing, my parents hate me, I hate myself, and yet my number one problem in life is not having a rubber dick to fill out the front of my 501s.
 
I know Noah is a beginner man, so I'll cut the retard some slack just like she cut off her tits... but listen here, pal. The lunatics masquerading as women might feel self-conscious because their dick and balls don't jibe with tight clothing and their desired (but ultimately unattainable) gender I get it, but a word to the wise (something you are not): I can tell you as an expert man, that we aren't running around trying to actively show off our package. A fake penis doesn't serve a consummate function as tuck-technology.
 
Willem Dripfoe said:
>gets to customize body >chooses to look like balding incel

why? just why would you destroy yourself like this
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It's a challenge run, dump Charisma and see how far you can get.
all4mom2 said:
Shauna Ray might be more Biden's cup of tea.
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Semiramis is more in his age range.
KiwiFuzz said:
I am between jobs, I am broke as shit, I am in too much pain to really do anything, I might lose my housing, my parents hate me, I hate myself, and yet my number one problem in life is not having a rubber dick to fill out the front of my 501s.
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Can they not just roll up a pair of socks and stuff them down there? Rolling socks is like the one laundry-related activity men generally know how to do
 
Krokodil Overdose said:
Can they not just roll up a pair of socks and stuff them down there? Rolling socks is like the one laundry-related activity men generally know how to do
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There's actually an movie from 2 to 4 decades ago that did this. Granted, she wasn't doing it to be trans, but it was still kind of funny.
 
Catto_Gatto said:
Noah is the founder of a noble charity that funds fake peepees for those in need :optimistic:

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"Financially struggling because of their parents oppressing them"

Remember, kids: if Mummy and Daddy don't unhesitatingly shell out for your every whim and demand, it's because they're hateful bigots.

It's funny that Noah wore a binder to look like a girl with no tits, then cut her tits off to look like a girl with no tits.
 
OJ Simpson said:
I know Noah is a beginner man, so I'll cut the retard some slack just like she cut off her tits... but listen here, pal. The lunatics masquerading as women might feel self-conscious because their dick and balls don't jibe with tight clothing and their desired (but ultimately unattainable) gender I get it, but a word to the wise (something you are not): I can tell you as an expert man, that we aren't running around trying to actively show off our package. A fake penis doesn't serve a consummate function as tuck-technology.
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As an authority on man and man-adjacent things, Noah would do well to listen to you. Alas, you know how them bitches be. Never listening to a brother.
 
Jeanette’s inner rage and disgust was boiling over on that boat ride. I think if she could murder Jazz and get away with it, she would. Grandma Jackie’s wig game is at an A+.
 
Here are my concise thoughts on the season finale of I Am Jazz:

- Boring, nothing happened, didn't even get a highlight montage of Jazz falling over.
- Why is this woman named "Nasa?"
- There was filler of Jazz's mother throwing some sort of party or whatever. I was more concentrated on how you have filler in a season finale.
- These people are disconcertingly friendly with their plastic surgeons, including inviting them over for gatherings. I don't even know people who are this close to doctors who've saved their lives.
- Jazz was disturbingly interested in watching a surgery.
- The FtM whose name I already forgot got engaged with somebody they met about two or three months ago, and it all just seems performative to me. They barely even acknowledge their fiance in conversation.
- This FtM sure does cry a lot.
- The FtM started talking about how they rejected the advice of ten psychologists saying their transitioning was just a phase and heeded the advice of the eleventh who told them what they wanted to hear.
- I was more "interested" in the awful shows on TLC, including around five distinct shows about morbidly obese people, one about a doctor who pops pimples, and another of doctors removing foreign objects from patients' bodies.
- At one point there was seven minutes of commercials leading into three minutes of the actual show before cutting to seven more minutes of commercials.
- I liked the commercial with buff teddy bears.
- 2/10 because Jazz occasionally got told off for eating like a fatty.
 
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- The FtM whose name I already forgot got engaged with somebody they met about two or three months ago, and it all just seems performative to me. They barely even acknowledge their fiance in conversation.
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Noah’s decision to make Sander the best man is a real testament to their unbreakable bond and friendship that will last a lifetime. Surely it has nothing to do with wanting a televised wedding.

Somehow, in only a handful of episodes Noah has proven to be an even more insufferable faggot than Sander.
 
Muh Pez Dispenser said:
I think Biden is like his good friend "Mena Bill", in that he'll throw down with anyone or anything, provided it's not Hillary.
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Joe is OK with everyone thinking he's a pedo because it hides the harsher truth:
Jill pegs him every night.
He's not actually a pedo, just awkward.

Now Bill, on the other hand... let's just say the last time those two had sex, the Gipper was in office. But Bill has sex regularly. Bill also likes things that happened after the fall of the USSR. Now he's getting into things that happened after the War on Terror. Hillary is aware of this and their relationship is similar to a guy who didn't kill himself and a woman who has a weird first name and shares her last name with a coffee brand. I think y'all can get my drift without me having to divulge state secrets.

I may have been Commander in Chief, but so was JFK. There are people I really don't want to piss off.
 
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Catto_Gatto said:
Noah’s decision to make Sander the best man is a real testament to their unbreakable bond and friendship that will last a lifetime. Surely it has nothing to do with wanting a televised wedding.

Somehow, in only a handful of episodes Noah has proven to be an even more insufferable faggot than Sander.
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Neasa and Noah might be a bit thick, then, since this is only their engagement party and there's no guarantee that I Am Jazz will have another season.

It's surprising Sander was able to get Noah's mum to come to the party, kinda throws all the "disowned by family" stuff into question.
 
Pond Scum said:
Jesus Christ, are you well? Of course the trans-related threads are going to be crawling with TERFs when they have about 2-and-a-half other websites to post freely on. Unless your biology teacher touched you while teaching you about chromosomes and Dworkin this terf-sperging is unnecessary.
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And why should we accept that? I assume the "R" in "TERF" still stands for radical? Ugly, jealous women seething over inane bullshit like "unrealistic" character designs are worse than trannies.
 
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