Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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Sander's not having sex with Noah, but not because he wouldn't want. He's as much as in denial as Noah herself. I can assure you all they both would rather be with each other enjoying sweet old-fashion hetero-sex, specially Noah after she notices the lack of penis or that her bride is expecting her to do some male job on her.

I also don't think Sander abused Jazz. Neither did Griffen. If you ask me, it could have been abuse what caused all of this, if we trust Jeanette's version is real. We know she could be lying and exaggerating a lot and planting fake memories for Jazz to repeat.

Another possibility I would personally suggest is that Jazz could have had an issue with his penis at young age, and he couldn't tell what it was. That'd explain why he would constantly touched it or wanted to get rid of it.
 
I wish I wasn't retarded at shooping, I need Ari's head on Princess Buttercup's body. Princess Buttercop.
My people, I present to you...
PRINCESS BUTTERCOP
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Is this how it works in Peru? Do you homeschool your sons to keep them away from all those pedophile female teachers?

Joe Biden flashed an avuncular smile which he hoped was disarming. He leaned in towards his target, his geriatric nostrils hungry for the scent of sweet, sweet female scalp sweat. The room was poorly lit, but this was by design - he worried that some annoying intern would film him with one of those got-dang newfangled iPhones. This was so much easier in the seventies! His knees creaked and he bent his head forward, shivering in anticipation of the olfactory bounty that his wizened body was about to receive.
But alas!
Biden's head snapped back, his brow furrowed. Instead of tastefully enjoying the smell of an unconsenting female's follicles, his nose was filled with the scent of cheap Chinese plastic! It was a scent he knew well. "Guanzhou. . . acrylic. . " he muttered in digust as Penelope Autumn Rose Crystal adjusted her wig and she/her pronoun badge.
"Sumthin' wrong, Mister President?" she asked in a booming baritone.
'Sweet female scalp sweat' was not something I ever thought I'd read.
 
In the one pic Noah is wearing Andrew Christian underwear. It's a gay underwear brand and only gay men wear it because most of them have the ass cut out. I don't think anyone outside of the gay male community would even know this brand exists.


So Noah's not really into girls right ? Just for the show. Really she's a fujoshi larping as a gay man. She's really hoping that Sander munches on her front hole right ?
Those underwear are so so ugly. They make even the male model's ass look oddly tiny and highlight dimples/cellulite. A reverse g-string? A fart amplifier? What do you even call that? I get it's for easy access but what a silly looking turnoff. No wonder they are scraping the bottom (heh) of the troon barrel having Jessica as a brand ambassador.
 
Those underwear are so so ugly. They make even the male model's ass look oddly tiny and highlight dimples/cellulite. A reverse g-string? A fart amplifier? What do you even call that? I get it's for easy access but what a silly looking turnoff. No wonder they are scraping the bottom (heh) of the troon barrel having Jessica as a brand ambassador.
You should see the hook underwear from koala swim website!
 
Right SO we have a winter fucking storm where I am. So review is postponed till Thursday until it subsides. Sorry guys. I'm not wasting the last of my comp's power on Jazz being a sad sack. Just bear with me.
 
I do not want to spoil @Muttnik's recaps, but everyone needs to be forewarned. This season finale..." it was a fucked up show from the start, and ends on a fucked up ending.
And they even warn "This episode contains graphic surgical scenes."
I'm not revealing anything else, but, I seriously consider watching this only if you're sufficiently buzzed, and are able to be numb to the horrors that await what is definitely going to be the final episode of this series.
 
Do you guys think that Jeanette isn't aware that being on 17 pills a day can cause tiredness, or does she know and still continues to berate Jaron for always being tired because she loves to torment him?
Is she also not aware that 90% of students are tired in the morning before classes?
 
Sander is not getting fucked. He wouldn't be such an abrasive try-hard if he was getting any action.
It's like the natural order of the universe. Grass grows, birds fly, and Sander remains the irritating incel we all know and love.

I'm not entirely sure if he's a virgin. He has virgin energy on the show, but you'd think he would've been able to hook up with a drunk girl at a frat party at least once or twice. The sort of near-incel who can't consistently have sex, but has a handful of fluke encounters under his belt. Pity fucks, sloppy seconds, being used as a rebound, maybe one or two 6-month relationships. He looks good enough that the passive personality wouldn't be a complete dealbreaker.

Doesn't matter though because those dudes get left behind after college ends. They break the incel curse just as the dating pool dwindles to women who are alone for a reason. Best case scenario is he figures things out in his late 20s and marries the most normal single mom he can find. Worst case, his chaser fetish and desperation get the better of him, and he ends up with a troon.
 
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Do you guys think that Jeanette isn't aware that being on 17 pills a day can cause tiredness, or does she know and still continues to berate Jaron for always being tired because she loves to torment him?
Is she also not aware that 90% of students are tired in the morning before classes?
Doesn't matter bc she doesn't care. She's upset that her golden child is now a fatty, and is now punishing him. She takes all the hidden rage of her other kids from ignoring them all their childhood and directing it at Jazz. Sander is her minion in that he keeps telling Jazz that she will never be able to leave the house and be independent and Jazz is so desperate for any positive affirmation from her family. Everything she did to this point was to please them. Jeanette is a classic narcissist. The show makes it very apparent and it almost feels like we are watching a physiological case study.
 
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