🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[endangeredspecies]

>wrote a gay ass diary entry about fear to take pot shots
>too afraid to even name Jim directly

Lol.

put this on featured, you coward,
you featured PPP / Surfer break up,
but OK, whatever

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph claimed Jim's cancer could be fake. Mersh Ralph team up?

They're forming the Sinister Six.

 

[Image Reactions]

They're forming the Sinister Six.
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You’re right, they’re worth three regular size men each.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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DADDY JIM DIES TONIGHT! For the first time in like 3 years, I'm going to have to watch the killstream live to see how badly Ralph destroys his career.

I wonder how he's going to sound like without his front teeth.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

put this on featured, you caoward

Why? So the thread becomes 200 pages long with a bunch of people arguing over drugs and telling their drug stories?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

You know what goes well with a "Extermination season" Cal Rollia Greatest Hits and new ep

 

[Nate Scully 025]

I want Ralph to claim that he ‘made Metokur who he is’ so fucking badly. That’s probably too far even for him, but I want to hear him admit he’s got his head so far up his own ass that he’s not just delusional, but actively rewriting history in his head to suit his own goals.

Now, maybe Ralph blows me away with some super deep lore he’s had hidden away since GamerGate... but I really doubt that. If he does anything but embarrass himself, I’ll be shocked.

 

[guntigo]

I wonder how he's going to sound like without his front teeth.

ever heard mickey mouse talk through a broken teakettle?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm disappointed that Ralph doesn't seem to have anything on Metokur other than the info from his thread and maybe a DM or two.
If this is all he is going to use during his show tonight, it will be a bigger failure than Sargon streaming without sound for 30 minutes because he had disabled chat to own Metokur.
As much of a smug full of himself asshole as Carl was, I remember his entire "pan European politics" saga fondly, he didn't hide, he became rape man live on TV and claimed to have been molested to own an interviewer, got hit with a fish, milkshakes, snorted coke live on stream. In the end, I remember his smug chuckles fondly (of course, there also was the whole "I'm not saying he's a groomer..." but that's a different story)

Ralph is just seething in a basement writing blog entries and desperately reading through Jim's thread to find something to "win" tonight, and since he didn't he thinks that claiming that someone, who has been battling illness, is afraid to die and that will make him win, as if 99% of people wouldn't understand that when faced with your own mortality, especially at a young age, people freak out.
Even worse, Ralph is using the same "you could have been..." argument that Carl used, only that when Carl did it, it at least had some relevance at the time since Carl tried to get Metokur to lead something (I think it was right before the whole liberalists thing started), with Ralph it's just recycling bullshit he's heard other people say.

I don't know, I was just hoping we would see the Ralphamale going all out, putting out DMs and dropping secret recordings, but no, it's the same old bitch made Ralph that's too cowardly to even tag or name Metokur in any of his tweets or articles.

While I am no Sargon fan, I think back in 2018/19 when he was feuding with Jim and Ralph he was going through a hard time - what with the angel baby, the substance abuse etc. Yes, he was an egotistical idiot who self-owned, but I think there was a lot more than meets the eye going on behind closed doors for him.

Hence, he seems to have learned his lesson from trying his hand in politics. I don't watch his podcast, never will, but he is earning a living and staying out of the public eye rather than doubling down and getting beaten up in Portugal.

 

[Hazel Motes]

I want Ralph to claim that he ‘made Metokur who he is’ so fucking badly. That’s probably too far even for him, but I want to hear him admit he’s got his head so far up his own ass that he’s not just delusional, but actively rewriting history in his head to suit his own goals.

Now, maybe Ralph blows me away with some super deep lore he’s had hidden away since GamerGate... but I really doubt that. If he does anything but embarrass himself, I’ll be shocked.

If he did have anything on Jim, he would have bluttered it out in one of his drunken rants. He's far too womanly to keep his mouth shut when it comes to gossip.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Being a man is writing passive-aggressive articles like a woman refusing to name the person you are shitting on because you are too scared to go at him head-on. I guess that's just what ole Ronnie taught him as a boy!!!

 

[Postal Pippa]

Why? So the thread becomes 200 pages long with a bunch of people arguing over drugs and telling their drug stories?

The dude sent me a limp wristed insult in DM for trash canning him on the community happenings thread. So thats prolly is what he wants, the thread and conversation to get cluttered as fuck with folks that usually dont give a fuck. He also called this the second 911 of the internet which is a very Sargon thing to say.

 

[The Wokest]

While I am no Sargon fan, I think back in 2018/19 when he was feuding with Jim and Ralph he was going through a hard time - what with the angel baby, the substance abuse etc. Yes, he was an egotistical idiot who self-owned, but I think there was a lot more than meets the eye going on behind closed doors for him.

Hence, he seems to have learned his lesson from trying his hand in politics. I don't watch his podcast, never will, but he is earning a living and staying out of the public eye rather than doubling down and getting beaten up in Portugal.

But he might not be as smart as he thinks he is tho...

 

[Null]

put this on featured, you coward,
you featured PPP / Surfer break up,
but OK, whatever

Because there was fucking video of them calling the police you whinging limpwristed faggot. If there was video of Ralph screaming at Portuguese police about Jim I'd feature it but his gay blog article is not interesting to people who don't care. What does someone from the furry board get out of reading it if they don't understand the context?

You people are so fucking gay with your Internet daddies holy shit.

 

[jethro]

Also some other things Jade isn't:

• retarded

I suspect being a dental hygienist is retarded by Chinese parent standards.

 

[guntigo]

 

[Desktop User2]

I just want some pics of Lucky Charms on a respirator... for a friend. Also, tonight we will know if Ralph is an evil mastermind with folders galore and patebins like many here consider him to be or just a fat drunk retard that will read Jim´s thread.

 

[Happy Fish]

Obviously the part that jumps out most in Ralph's gay teen girl journal entry is the shot he takes at Jade, but that Pantsu has been beaten into glue. So I'll just point out the unmitigated wiggetry of Ralph calling Jim a 'childless loser.' Ralph touts Xander (who was sired to spite Null) and Xandra (who was sired to spite Faith and replace Xander) as his big achievements. Faith is a bat-shit crazy BPD lunatic he shouldn't have touched with a 10 foot pole and now he has no parental rights for his (alleged) son. His other (alleged) child is with a pedophilic troon Bojack horseman look-alike. He is proudly flaunting the fact that both he and the mothers of his children are bottom of the barrel trash and both children are practically assured to have shitty lives. Father of the year, ladies and guntlemen.

Whereas Jim and Jade intentionally decided not to have their own little Elliot Rodger until Jim's health issues are cleared up, so in case he dies the kid isn't left fatherless, Jade a single mother, not to mention the ethical issues if his illness is genetic. Ralph is trying to shame Jim for being responsible and forward thinking, instead of acting like a savage, hairless ape. I know, it was always readily apparent how much of a wigger this man is, but sometimes he manages to be so low-class and shockingly stupid I can't help but watch in awe.

tbh that bit about children is kinda heartbreaking if true, because people who even seriously consider things like that are the ones that should procreate anyway. Its like the whole bit in Idiocracy where the smart couple cucks themselves by over planning for children for the idiot who is just impregnating everything that moves and eventually even the wife because they donated sperm and the husband died

 

[Retink]

They're forming the Sinister Six.

The problem is Ralph would have to find three to four other people willing to associate with him, which is a big ask.

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Being a man is writing passive-aggressive articles like a woman refusing to name the person you are shitting on because you are too scared to go at him head-on. I guess that's just what ole Ronnie taught him as a boy!!!

I wouldn't last a day in Ralph's shoes because if I was that much of a fuck up I'd either neck myself or try to at least improve my life in some way.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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Being a man is writing passive-aggressive articles like a woman refusing to name the person you are shitting on because you are too scared to go at him head-on. I guess that's just what ole Ronnie taught him as a boy!!!

STUNNING AND BRAVE
I couldn't "last" one single day in his shoes because I don't choose to be a retard. I prefer having a stable income, a nice family and not being a wigger.