🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
Balthier said:
Can't wait for the inevitable public confirmation of the Ralph/May breakup so he can start talking about how ugly she is too, even though he knocked her up and proposed to her. It's hilarious that he does this with every woman he's with (except Nora). He's knocked up two ugly women but somehow thinks he can dunk on Jade. You would be hard pressed to find a man who would choose May or Faith (or Ade or Nora etc.) over Jade. She doesn't even have to be drop dead gorgeous because Ralph's women are all hideous.
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don't forget the five-head alien-eyed first one
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Hate Filled Donut said:
Let's be real here. Whattre the odds of him actually making it home? And not ODing, or getting his shit pushed in (again).
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He’s probably hiding in his hotel reading the farms and blocking people on twitter right now. I don’t know if there’s an Uber for drugs in Portugal so he may end up making it back without ODing
 
Meowstery said:
Ralph is about to blow a blood vessel in the hospital from rage and Jim is no doubt gasping for air from laughter at the sweaty pig fury coming from that essay. The only thing we're missing is Josh yelling 'CRIPPLE FIGHT' and pointing the camera in the right direction.
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Man, it feels like just yesterday we were watching the killstream boys take on Tonka. How the fuck did we get here?
 
Calling it now, Ralph is gonna jump on the fake cancer train with Mersh. Ralph really fucked up here, there's a good chance he might agree to go on Kino Casino (assuming PPP isn't still assmad at him) and boost their audience.
 
I'm baffled how you can attempt to talk shit when you just got your face destroyed by "muggers" and had your man-purse stolen. How can you call out someone for having an unattractive wife when you have Pantsu at your side?

The Gunt is living in a perpetual copium gas-chamber.
 
Balthier said:
Can't wait for the inevitable public confirmation of the Ralph/May breakup so he can start talking about how ugly she is too, even though he knocked her up and proposed to her. It's hilarious that he does this with every woman he's with (except Nora). He's knocked up two ugly women but somehow thinks he can dunk on Jade. You would be hard pressed to find a man who would choose May or Faith (or Ade or Nora etc.) over Jade. She doesn't even have to be drop dead gorgeous because Ralph's women are all hideous.
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Hey Jim, you know that woman who you've been with for 8 years and who stuck with you during a prolonged period of poor health... Yeah, well she isn't the most attractive woman out there.

What a burn from Ralph, in all seriousness Ralph's petty attacks on people for their long-term serious relationships say more about his mindset. He's a 36 year old man where the only important aspects of a relationship for him to talk about are superficial nonsense...
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
What a burn from Ralph, in all seriousness Ralph's petty attacks on people for their long-term serious relationships say more about his mindset.
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This is the wiggers mindset.

Long term is NOT something wiggers consider.

Anything that doesn't lead to short term gratification is 'pussy' or 'faggot behaviour'. Like saving cash, eating healthy, exercise.
 
Heavy Rainfall2 said:
Calling it now, Ralph is gonna jump on the fake cancer train with Mersh. Ralph really fucked up here, there's a good chance he might agree to go on Kino Casino (assuming PPP isn't still assmad at him) and boost their audience.
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Before or after they bond over their mutual hatreds of porsalin and Jesse Ps?

As much as i will admit that Jesse's mersh content is quite good and effective, he really needs to step up his Ralph alawgging game if he wants to roll the dice at the kasino. The craziest thing that could come out of this development is Jim temporarily forgetting why he outlined KOP and forming a gunt burying truce
 
Idiot Asshole said:
Jim and Jade with a couple of children, stable and happy, or you with a trail of single mothers, each more disgusting than the last while you sit on a dilapidated Killstream set with no co-host, strung out on pills making out with a shotgun and only three viewers all of who are spamming "do it" in chat.
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Remember that last sad and pathetic stream of Kyanka's before his dose of shotgun mouthwash, where he was fellating a grocery store summer sausage (mere hours before fellating the barrel of a gun)? That's Ralph's future if the Gunt doesn't kill him first.
 
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