Hey Ralph if you're reading this (we all know you are lol) just remember that Jim has managed to hold onto a girl for almost a decade while you keep scrambling for more and more inadequate and degenerate partners while your circle of friends and allies grows smaller and smaller. Jim has managed to actually keep and even expand an audience for a whole decade, including the past two years where he has done fuckall except tweet, read superchats and die of canceraids, unlike you whose audience dwindles day by day while you get beaten up on a regular basis by in-laws, former friends or random Iberians on the streets. He might not have any children we know about, but that's because a) he actually tries to keep a lid on his private life unlike a desperate attention-grabbing whore such as yourself and b) isn't thirsty enough to squirt a bunch of malformed baby goo into the nearest willing barely-of-age female consequences be damned. You might be a father, but it's only in the most loathesome deadbeat "technically-I-banged-her-up-then-got-out-of-dodge" way. You will never raise Xander and he will never know you. He will probably grow to resent you by your absence, just like the rest of the Vickers do already.
Jim has a loyal audience and a woman who loves him and he loves back. You might smarm about how he's supposedly inadequate right now because they didn't rush to pump out a bunch of guntlings like yourself but that's normal for couples, and in ten years I'd love to see where the two of you end up. Jim and Jade with a couple of children, stable and happy, or you with a trail of single mothers, each more disgusting than the last while you sit on a dilapidated Killstream set with no co-host, strung out on pills making out with a shotgun and only three viewers all of who are spamming "do it" in chat.
